Chapter 14.

AN: F*ck off preps ok! Raven fangz for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists.(thanks for sharing.)

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WARNING: Some of this chapter is extremely scary(….). Viewer excretionadvised.

We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was.(….peter Pettigrew.)

Draco was there crying tears of blood(Woah lots of blood tears.). Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps(….WTF.)!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun.

He then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes(He wants some of your vagina.). "Ebony-I-love-you-will-you-have-sex-with-me." he said.(I can tell he is such a guy.) (in this he is sixteen yrs old so he's not a paedophile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.(….is that really that confusing?)

"Ebony I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. (It's WORMTAIL.)

I started laughing crudely. "What the f*ck? You torture my boyfiend and then you expect me to f*ck you? God, you are so f*cked up you f*cking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart.

Blood poured out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly.

"Snaketail (Wormtail.)what art thou doing?" called VoldemortThen… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us.(he…has heels.)

So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts

We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.(such a literacy hero. Truly greater than the adventures of Allen Quartermain.)

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw

He had a sex-pack (geddit 'cause he is so sexy(That's an awful joke.)) and a really huge you-know-what(penis) and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yelled. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls(….Kody wants to strangle the author of this story with her bare hands.)and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such f*cking sluts." answered Draco.(Your girlfriend fucked 'Vampire' while you were missing presumed dead.)

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail (Wormtail) is in love with me!"(MARY MOTHER FUCKING SUE.)

"I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily.(You are not a Satanist if you worship satan.)

(and don't worry Ebony isn't a snob or anything but a lot of people have told her she's pretty) "I'm good at too many things(Mary sue alert.)!Why can't I just be normal? It's a f*cking curse!" I shouted and then I ran away.