Disclaimer-I do not own Naruto or any of its products, I wish I did...but unfortunately I don't...
If I did own Naruto...I would have had him kicked the shit out of Sasuke. I also would have destroyed his crush on Sakura, as well as made him be with Hinata...at gun point if need be...
CHALLENGES!!!
acepro evolution: Juuken Naruto Challenge
red eyes infernoryuu kaiser: code geass Naruto crossover
nirvana12: Iron Sand or White Fang Naruto
Killjoy3000: NarutoXGuren/Sasame/Tsume/Shion Challenge
Voice of Mars: NarutoPrototype Challenge
AlysiaStorms: HaryyPotterNaruto challenge
blazeofhonor10: Rosario+Vampire & Naruto crossover
CHECK OUT THE ABOVE CHALLEMGES OR I WILL COMMIT SEPPUKU...GOT IT!!!!!!!
Yugito grinned widely as she looked at Naruto, "Hey Naruto…it's been what…ten years since I last saw you?" Naruto looked at Yugito…
"Yep…damn near close to that…how have you been?" Yugito chuckled as she grinned a very cat-like grin.
"I have been doing great, I haven't seen you or Chiyo in years…how has she been?" Yugito looked at Naruto…and was confused when Naruto looked down, "Naruto…what's wrong?" Naruto looked at Yugito and said
"Chiyo…is dead." Yugito gasped as she understood why Naruto was upset.
"Naruto I…" Naruto waved her off.
"Ah…don't worry…it's been a year, I got over it." She noticed the happy grin…and knew he was lying.
'Naruto' she sighed to herself…
"Hey Yugito!" Yugito turned around to see her teammates Karui and Samui coming towards her, "What-cha doing over here…we have to get ready for the exams."
Everyone looked to see the two coming towards them…one was a pale skinned woman with bright blond hair, she must have been at least 13, and she had quite an impressive bust. The other one had dark skin and had black hair, her bust was not as impressive…but both of them looked spectacular.
Yugito sighed at her teammates/adopted sisters, "I know…I am just checking up on an old friend of mine." she indicated to Naruto…Samui and Karui got mischievous grins on their faces.
"Oh…so this is the Naruto-kun you have been telling us about for the last…oh I don't know…ten years?" Yugito began to blush as Samui started to act out some of Yugito's descriptions…
"Oh he is so adorable, and those whisker marks…I could just cuddle him in my bed and call him my teddy bear…Haahahahaahaahaaaa" the two girls cracked up laughing…and the Konoha genin were having a hard time holding in their laughter.
Naruto was blushing under his mask as the descriptions got a bit more…lecherous…
"Oh I wonder how big he is…I am a cat and I need my…MPMMH" Karui was silenced by Yugito tackling her to the floor and covering her mouth with her hands…
"I thought I told you never to speak of that again!" everyone in the room saw the outburst and watched as Yugito continued to strangle Karui.
"POOF" everyone turned their heads as a large cloud appeared in the room…once it dissipated it revealed a large bear of a man with 24 Chunin behind him wearing proctor uniforms.
"Alright everyone…I want all of you in the testing room in the next minute or all of you fail!" everyone ran for the testing room, nobody wanting to fail…
Naruto sat in his seat…Hinata sat to his right, and Yugito sat to his left.
The large man stood in front of them and spoke, "Alright everybody…I am your proctor, Ibiki Morino…I will now discuss the rules for all of you...this test is composed of 10 questions, but you are only going to be given nine…you will spend the next 45 minutes answering those nine questions, and once the time limit is up, you will be given your tenth question…if you are caught cheating you will be docked down two points, if you are caught five times you will be disqualified from taking the Chunin exams until next time…now…BEGIN!" the test takers immediately went about answering the questions…
Naruto looked around…and felt chakra being used…he thought to himself, 'Hmm, so…they don't want us to get caught cheating…but then again…who says that they can catch us?' Naruto smirked as he shot chakra through his mask and opened the eyehole for his Byakugan, 'Byakugan' he immediately saw the chakra network of everyone…but, he did not yet have enough control to tune that out and only see through objects, 'Okay…looks like Sharingan is my best bet.' Naruto closed his Byakugan eyehole and opened the one for the Sharingan, 'Ah…much better.' he quickly began to write down the answers as he copied the movements of one of the obvious implants for the exam.
Meanwhile…a grass 'kunoichi' was looking between Naruto and Sasuke, with a murderous grin on 'her' face, 'Hmmm…which one would make a better body?' the 'kunoichi' grinned as 'she' copied down the answers from the genin next to 'her'…who happened to be bleeding from his ears…
Ibiki stood up as soon as the clock hit the 45 minute mark, "Alright…it is time for the tenth question…but there are some rules…" everyone looked at Ibiki…waiting for the rules to be explained, "You can choose whether or not to take the last question…but…if you don't take it, you automatically fail." the Suna kunoichi quickly stood up…
"Then why the hell wouldn't we take it?!" Ibiki smirked evilly at her…
"Because…if you take it, and get it wrong, then you will be forbidden from taking the Chunin exams ever again!" Silence reigned in the room…
"WHAT?! But there are loads of people here who have taken the exam before." Ibiki snapped at the Inuzuka…
"Well I guess that you are shit out of luck, cause I wasn't proctoring those years…so if the pressure is too much, then you can quit now." he looked as several teams quickly quit.
Naruto meanwhile was looking at Ibiki, 'He doesn't have the power to forbid us from taking the exams…that is a load of shit right there…one that the rest of us are falling for.' Naruto snorted, "Oh…so you have the power to command all the villages?" everyone turned to Naruto, "You…the great Ibiki Morino have supreme mastery over all ninja villages…I find that highly unlikely."
Ibiki gritted his teeth, 'so…this is the kid Anko has been…fantasizing about…hmmm…she was right…he is eccentric.' Ibiki outwardly glared at the blond, if only to keep his dignity s a Jonin…
"And even if you did have that kind of power…I don't really give a shit, I will become Hokage whether I am a genin forever or not! Datte-bayo!" everyone looked at Naruto as he faced down the legendary interrogator, Ibiki Morino himself…
The other test-takers looked at Ibiki with confidence…all doubt removed from their senses…
Ibiki looked at the group, 'Not one of them has a bit of doubt…Naruto…Anko sure picked well…' Ibiki turned towards Naruto, "Is that your final answer…are you willing to risk everything on this last question…this is your final answer…" Naruto grinned at Ibiki and answered…
"Abso-fucking-lutely…" Naruto sat down and placed his feet on the table…
Ibiki nodded his head, 'Well then…I am pleased to say…that all of you…PASSED!" Ibiki began to crack up as he said the last sentence…
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"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! Are you fucking kidding me?!" Kiba yelled out as he looked at Ibiki, "What about the tenth question?"
"There was no tenth question mutt…the question was whether you choose to go onward or not…"
"So all those other questions were for nothing?!"
"No, those questions were to test your information gathering skills…as a shinobi you will have to gather information…as for the tenth question…that was to see if you had the audacity to become shinobi. Shinobi risk everything, they don't decide something is too risky…" Ibiki smirked as the rest of the students understood what he meant…
He looked at Naruto, "Oh…and by the way Naruto…for ruining my fun" he got a sadistic smirk on his lips as Naruto began to shiver, "TAKE THIS!" he pulled out a 'water balloon' and threw it right at the blond.
Naruto tried to catch it, but before it even got to him it exploded, scattering its contents all over him.
Naruto started flailing his arms around, "Help me…the torture guy just…" he looked at his arms…seeing no reaction, "But…Ibiki…and…fluids" he looked at Ibiki who was grinning like a mad-man, "At the very least I expected a burning sensation all over my…" he sniffed the air, 'Why do I smell like Dango?" He suddenly realized the implications, 'Oh fuck me.' he looked at Ibiki…
"She is the proctor…isn't she?" Ibiki smirked
"Oh, you will find out" he put up three fingers, "In three…two…one...CRASH" the glass window shattered as a black ball came right through the window, sending shards all over the place...
The ball unfurled to reveal a large sign saying, "I am Anko Mitarashi…soon to be Namikaze, Proctor of the second exam!"
Naruto was dreading this…for many reasons…
Anko jumped in front of them and grinned, "Alright maggots…get your asses in gear because…DANGO!" Anko started looking around once she smelt the heavenly scent of dango…Naruto began to slowly leave the room, "DANGO!" when Anko jumped on him and started licking his face, as it smelt and tasted like dango.
Naruto was blushing like a tomato…Hinata was glaring at Anko, wanting to do that to her Naruto-kun…Yugito meanwhile was having an argument with herself…
'No way…how dare she touch my Naruto-kun?! NOOO, he doesn't even know your feelings…but if he did I would swoop in and…AAGH…bad thoughts, bad thoughts!'
Anko kept licking Naruto's face and purring as she made the blond incredibly uncomfortable.
Ibiki was laughing his ass off at the spectacle before him…Kotetsu walked behind Ibiki and said, "Uhm…Ibiki…was that really worth it?" Ibiki quickly stopped laughing…
"What do you mean?" Izumo answered for him…
"Well…every person that has humiliated Naruto has ended up…well…remember the Jonin that was proctoring for his class, and made a fool out of him the entire class…and a week later he showed up being covered in glue and chicken feathers and smelling like grilled chicken?" Ibiki nodded his head, "What do you think Naruto is going to do to you now that you have reduced him to a salt lick?"
Realization struck Ibiki, "Oh shit…I have to go Naruto-proof my house!" he ran out the broken window as Anko continued to lick Naruto like he was a lollipop.
Naruto looked at Anko, "Uhm…Anko-chan…I know you are enjoying this, but we really need to get to testing." Anko continued to lick his cheeks, "LET'S GET TO THE NEXT TEST OR I WILL NOT MAKE ANYMORE DANGO!!!" Anko's eyes widened…Naruto's dango was more delicious than that of any nearby Dango shop…she quickly jumped off Naruto and looked at him with puppy-dog tears.
Naruto merely gave her a stern glance as he crossed his arms, "Oh fine." Anko pouted as she turned to the rest of the class, "Alright everybody…the next test is tomorrow at training ground 44…don't be late!" Anko turned towards Naruto's direction…to find that he had disappeared in a swirl of leaves…
"OH NOW YOU"VE DONE IT…THE HUNT IS ON!!!" Anko jumped out the window and started looking for the blond…Haku, Keisei, Hinata, Suzuri, and the rest of the Genins looked at the broken window, 'Well…this is odd'
The Next Day
Naruto and the rest of the Genins that passed the exams had arrived at the forest of death.
Anko had already explained everything, and now the teams were outside of their respective gates, waiting for the signal to begin the exams…
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were all at the ready; Naruto had Mizu-Oni in his right hand. Sasuke was holding his new katana which was made by Toshiro…it channeled his lightning chakra, and Sakura was wearing a special glove that she had bought from a shinobi store; it allowed her to channel her chakra into more devastating strikes.
The gates suddenly were hit with a pulse of chakra and opened…the three shot into the forest and immediately went about trying to find a team they could fight…
Meanwhile Yugito was looking around the forest for Naruto…she did not want to admit it, but she was obsessed with the blond beyond measure. She looked around…hoping she could find the blond Chigan holder…
Neither team noticed a sadistic smile creeping on the lips of a Kusa genin…who had a snake like aura about her…
With Naruto
Naruto grumbled to himself…so far he had kicked the ass of at least three rain genin…and not one of them even carried a scroll…
He got back to their rendezvous point and found Sasuke and sakura sitting there in aggravation, "Nothing huh…well shit." Naruto began scratching the back of his head, trying to think of something…when he suddenly felt a dark aura. He turned around and began to scan the are around him…he quickly activated his Byakugan…and found that there was a large Kage-level chakra about 100 meters behind him…and a large wave of chakra was coming right at them, "SHIT!" before they could even move they were blasted by a wave of raw wind and chakra…Naruto was shot through the trees, while Sasuke and sakura slammed into a nearby branch…
The two pushed themselves and saw a grass ninja walking through the cloud of dirt created by the wave…he smirked as he grabbed his face…and with a swift motion pulled it clean off…revealing his true face…
"Ah…Sasuke-kun…it's been awhile."
Sasuke snarled in hatred as he looked at the same man…that sparked the Uchiha Civil war, "Orochimaru!"
Naruto
Naruto smashed into a tree and crashed through several branches as he fell to the forest floor. He pushed himself off as his mask cracked in half, "Ah shit…now I can't hide my dojutsu's…" Naruto pushed himself up and dusted off his pants…
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" but suddenly stopped when he heard a loud hiss…he snapped his head around as he was swallowed by a massive snake monster, 'Well shit!"
He began to try and irritate the snake, hoping he could get the hell out of there…if he only had…Naruto slapped himself in the forehead as he remembered he had a bad-ass sword right at his side. He grabbed it and charged his chakra through it…the sword immediately began to drain the water out of the snakes body…causing it severe discomfort.
Naruto kicked the driest area near his feet and managed to open a hole. He slid out and landed on his own two feet. He watched as the snake shriveled up and fell into a heap of dust and sand…Naruto smirked as he walked up to the pile of dirt and snake bones, "Well…how about that…it bit off more than it could chew…HAHAHAHAHAA…ok then, time to get back to my squad." Naruto jumped into the trees and engaged his Byakugan…hoping he could find his squad throughout this mess…
Sasuke, Sakura, and Orochimaru
Sasuke roared in anger as he ran at the snake Sannin, swinging his katana around like a maniac while trying…and failing…to properly charge lightning chakra through the blade.
Orochimaru chuckled, "Oh…why so upset Sasuke-kun, aren't you glad that since there are less Uchiha's you don't have to compare yourself to so many?" Orochimaru jumped back as Sasuke rammed his sword at him…
"SHU-UP, because of YOU I lost all but a small percentage of my family!" Orochimaru chuckled at Sasuke's remark…
"My fault…hardly… admit I provided them with a few weapons to carry out their civil war, but they did all the fighting on their own." Sasuke pulled out a three point raptor shuriken and threw it at Orochimaru, who quickly blocked it with a kunai knife, "Hmmm…I must say your aim has in fact gotten better…though…you are still nowhere strong enough to beat me."
"WELL HOW ABOU ME?!" Orochimaru turned around and was barely able to dodge a flurry of blue fire…he shot his head up to see Yugito, Samui, and Karui in battle stances, glaring at the snake Sannin…
"Just who are you three?" Samui stepped forwards…
"I am Samui…genin of Kumogakure no Sato…student of Kirabi Yotsuki…"
Karui grinned, "I am Karui…student of Kirabi Yotsuki…and his fiancée…"
Yugito got a massive grin as blue fire trailed up her arms, "I am Yugito Nii Yotsuki…Raikage in training…and daughter of the Raikage…and the Nibi no Bakeneko!" the three kunoichi jumped at Orochimaru…all at the ready to strike him…
Orochimaru grinned and was about to make a hand sign…when he felt cold steel press against the back of his neck, And I…am Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze" Orochimaru turned around to see Naruto swing Mizu-Oni, "YOUR EXECUTIONER!!!"
Admittedly, not my best update, but I have a lot of shit going on so if you feel the need to flame me, please do so...
Anyways, I will make sure the next update is better...
CHALLENGES!!!
acepro evolution: Juuken Naruto Challenge
red eyes infernoryuu kaiser: code geass Naruto crossover
nirvana12: Iron Sand or White Fang Naruto
Killjoy3000: NarutoXGuren/Sasame/Tsume/Shion Challenge
Voice of Mars: NarutoPrototype Challenge
AlysiaStorms: HaryyPotterNaruto challenge
blazeofhonor10: Rosario+Vampire & Naruto crossover
CHECK OUT THE ABOVE CHALLEMGES OR I WILL COMMIT SEPPEKU...GOT IT!!!!!!!