Hey guys! I updated kinda fast so you can forgive me for it taking 5 years last time! So, here is the chapter ~Bazooka Universe
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"Big news everybody!" Linda chirped.

I rolled my eyes as Linda continued with the meeting. It had been going on for fifteen minutes or so, and there was no sign of Frisk or Sans. I nervously looked over at Sans' empty seat. I hope they are okay… I thought nervously

Linda had been almost unbearable, with her beaming at Sans' absence. She had something big planned, and if Sans wasn't here to stop it, it was most likely going to get passed.

"With the funds gathered from the bake sale, I have an practically genius proposition!" She gushed. "I propose we should incorporate a uniform policy!" The parents gasped and murmured amongst themselves at the announcement.

"That's right! We have enough funds to manufacture school uniforms! Since this is a private school, I am quite shocked we didn't incorporate this sooner! Each parent will have a new uniform for their kids if they want to continue to go to St. Clair's."

Many parents looked outraged, but a lot of parents also looked pleased, as if they actually had been pleasantly surprised.

"I have already made the designs, and got it tailored as an example." She dug into her bag and pulled out two outfits

One was obviously made for girls. It was a white blouse, with a harlequin-green bow near the neck. Over that was a blazer, that was a very dark green. Instead of pants, there was an extremely short, plaid skirt, that went nearly halfway up the thigh. It also came with knee high shockingly white socks.

The other was made for boys. It was a blazer, and was the exact same shade and style of the previous outfit. Except this one had a tie and pants. The pants looked very dressy, and were the same color as the suit. The tie was the exact same shade of green as the bow on the girls outfit.

"We are going to give them a sweater to wear as well, in case they want to dress more casual," Linda states. "But they will have to wear these every day of school, or they will not be allowed in!"

Alex, one of the only good mom's in the Pta, spoke up. "But the girls don't have to wear that skimpy skirt all of the time, do they?"

Linda seemed shocked by Alex's suggestion. "Well, obviously!"

I rolled my eyes. Sans isn't going to stand for this misogynistic-bullshit. I thought. I nervously looked at the door. That is, if he ever gets here.

"Alrighty! Who votes for the implantation of uniforms!" Several of Linda's posse raised their hands, while a few of the parents who had good morals did not.

Linda gave a growl. "You had all better be abstaining, otherwise," She gave a Disney-villain-esce grin. "Well, there will be consequences! So, who abstains?"

Almost all of the remaining parents all put up their hands, not looking anyone in the eye.

All except for Alex. She kept her hand down while staring Linda straight in the eye.

Linda coughed. "Excuse me? Alex, why is your hand down?"

"Because I object."

Linda looked mad for a moment, before settling back into her main bitch setting. "Oh, really? And why do you object?"

"Because it's completely misogynistic." Alex said, looking down at her nails, acting disinterested. "You are forcing girls who may not be comfortable with their body in skimpy outfits. They are going to feel awful about themselves."

"So?" Linda challenged. "My (y/n) won't feel uncomfortable in those outfits, right honey?" She turned towards me, and suddenly everyone's eyes were on me.

"I...um...no…?" I stuttered, anxious for everyone's attention to be off me. Several parents looked down at me in sympathy.

"See? Just because your kid is fat doesn't mean everyone has to suffer."

"What?" Alex said in a dangerously low tone.

"You feed your kid fast food because you don't have the time to love and care for them." Linda spat out. "Having to work two jobs just to keep your kid isn't healthy, for you and your whale of a kid."

Alex growled. "You…"

But another mom, Haley, put her hand on Alex's arm. "Don't let her get to you." Haley muttered. "It will only make it worse.

Haley was another single mom, who had recently divorced her wife. Several members of the Pta claimed she was scum just because she was bisexual. But she was a very nice women who often made the absolute best sugar cookies.

Alex sighed, the anger leaving her, as she flopped back into her chair. "Whatever."

Linda smirked, happy she had won her small battle. "Good. Now, the law on school uniforms will now be passed. All in favor?"

But before anyone could say anything, the door of the Pta burst open.

And in stepped a giant robot.

I honestly couldn't tell if it was a girl or a guy. It had a masculine face, with dark hair swept over its one eye. It had a bright pink heart in a jar where its stomach was supposed to be, and it looked like it was its power source. And the LEGS on that thing...it was indescribable.

"Hello darlings!" It spoke, its voice modified and unclear. "Is this by any chance the Pta meeting?"

Every single mom looked on in shock. They were completely blown away by the sudden appearance of the machine.

"Ah, you're all speechless I see." The robot struck a fabulous pose. "But honestly, who can blame you?" It gave a sigh. "Is this the Pta room or not?"

"I...Um…" Linda stuttered.

"Yes." I chirped up, earning a glare from Linda.

"Thank you Darling!" The robot said in a sing-song voice. "I suppose I should explain myself…"

The robot sat right onto the table. "I don't know if any of you have heard of me, but I...am Mettaton!" It gave a dazzling smile. "The Mettaton! I have a new show on the surface here, you should really tune in! Anyway, Sans couldn't be here today, so I volunteered to take Frisk to the meeting!"

And sure enough, Frisk was standing in the doorway, smiling fondly at Mettaton. They were wearing an old pink ballerina tutu, but still wore that sweater that I always saw them in. I gave them an encouraging smile.

"You...you are friends with Sans?" Linda asked, still half-in shock.

"Yes, Darling! I'm starting to d-"

"Don't call me darling!" Linda barked. I shrank in my seat. Not again… I inwardly groaned.

Mettaton looked shocked for a second, before putting their nose in the air. "Oh my. How rude!" They pouted their ebony lips. "You could have just asked nicely."

Linda scowled at the robot. "Oh whatever! You're late!" She barked.

Mettaton fluttered their eyelashes. "Yes, my dear. Fashionably late!" Linda sighed in exasperation. "So, could someone bring me up to speed?"

Linda put her hands on her hips. "Well, we were just about to pass a new policy on school uniforms." she gestured towards the clothes on the table.

Mettaton gave a huge gasp. "Oh you can't be serious!" Linda raised her eyebrows. "Those things are walking trash bags! No sense of style in the slightest!" Mettaton put a hand dramatically near their forehead. "Those will not do at all!"

Linda gave a smile. "Well, you're going to have to deal with them, Met..what's your name again?"

The look on Mettaton's face was horrified. Crap, she must've hit a nerve. I awaited for Mettaton to flip out on my barbie doll of a mom. But then they did something unexpected. They gave a snake-like smile towards Linda.

"And just who are you?"

"Linda (l/n)" Linda said with a smile, but I saw anger in her eyes.

"Oh, yes Lisa darling," Linda reddened a bit at the complete butchering of her name. "I can see it all over your face. It's okay, everyone is jealous around a television star."

"E-Excuse me?" Linda's face got a bit redder. "You aren't on television!"

"Did you not hear me earlier, darling? I am quite sure I said I was on the air before, if you weren't so focused on my fabulous legs, then maybe you would've heard me." Mettaton commented.

Linda looked outraged. Helen stood up "Linda is not a queer!" Her face grew into one of disgust .

"I never said she was, Deary." Mettaton raised their eyebrows.

"Well, She doesn't stare at women's legs!"

"Honey I am not a women," Mettaton said, looking at her nails. "I am a machine. I don't have a gender."

Linda gave a noise of disgust. "Ugh, another one?" She looked away. "This 'no gender' nonsense is absolute crap." Linda eyed Frisk. "I suppose that's why you dressed your child inappropriately."

"What ever do you mean? My child isn't in one of those skirts you barfed up." Mettaton remarked, causing most everyone to stifle laughter.

"Well, ballerina tutu's are girls clothes, and if Frisk doesn't have a gender then why are they wearing a girly pink tutu?" David interrupted.

"My child is allowed to wear anything they desire, as long as it is fashionable!" Mettaton said, shocking the prejudice parents. "And, back to the topic at hand, we are not making that trash the school uniforms! I won't allow it!"

Linda tried to argue "But, we were just-"

"No." Mettaton cut off

"Well they are going to-"

"No.

"If you would let me talk I-"

"Absolutely not."

I let out a small laugh as the two of them began arguing like toddlers. Luckily, my mom was too angry at Mettaton to notice.

"Ladies, ladies, calm down," David spoke up. "There is way too much estrogen in the room right now! You all need to rest your hearts and let a man handle this."

"David, shut the hell up." Linda barked, receiving gasps from the other parents. We had a strict 'no cursing' rule, as sometimes kids come to the meetings.

"Oh my, that was a bit uncalled for Lisa darling." Mettaton spoke up. "But David sweetie? I am not a female, but if I was…" She gave a glare. "I would make your last living moments…" She stood up onto the table, striking a fabulous pose. "Absolutely beautiful!"

Frisk clapped for the robot, and Sarah caught on and started to clap as well. Soon the entire meeting was clapping. (Excluding Linda and her posse)

Linda turned a bright red, flustered at how out of hand the Pta meeting has become. I gave a smile as I started to clap. I hope she comes to more meetings, I thought. Otherwise, there will be a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton-shaped heart.

Yeah I know, this chapters ending was a bit sudden, but it was dragging I just had to end it. I didn't want to end it like always, with (y/n) being happy like always. (I find that I do that a lot)
I hope I did Mettaton right! Mettaton is by far my favourite character, just saying :P
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