(A/N: so before we begin I would like to say! Watermelons! No I'm joking, I would like to say that this chapter is going to include yaoi! Meaning gay buttsex, if you don't like them simply don't read it. Next chapter will include the basics you missed if you choose not to read this chapter! Now I'm not the best pornographical writer so please don't expect a '50 shades of grey' all over again cause I'm not that good but... Dei shut up, just enjoy!)

Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki strutted into English. "Deidara, your late! Take a seat at the back and continue from last week" The teacher said and Deidara walked to the back. Sasori Itachi and Kisame sat next to him while Hidan Pein Tobi Konan Zetsu and Kakuzu sat in the middle row. "Now class, continue from where you left of last week and try to finish it by the end of today please, however if you don't finish then you will have plenty time to finish it after class in your spare time." Everyone went quiet and started to work. Ino and Sakura were passing notes to one another as Naruto and Sasuke flirted. Hidan was watching all the reanimated students closely to look out for any mysterious behaviour. Hidan knew that once they attacked there would be no time or even a chance to stop them. They were dangerous and couldn't leave the earth until they got what they came for or their victim believed they were here to kill them. It takes a lot to make a human believe that their love or family member or whatever they are was actually going to hurt them so it's rare people actually give it a chance to try and save them. It takes skill and patients to find the perfect opportunity to attack. Anyway Hidan knew how to kill them and was willing to help his fellow akatsuki member out in the first place. Tobi turned around and watched Deidara out the corner of his eye. Hidan gently nudged Tobi's arm. "I have a idea how to get Dei to fall for you again! But it may result in some things being... 'lost'" Hidan said smirking, Tobi had a pretty good idea of what Hidan had in mind, he somehow knew it wouldn't be easy and Deidara wouldn't like it. "I can tell by your eyes, I know you know what I mean... I'll help us get into detension where it can happen" Hidan said before standing up on his chair and screaming at the teacher. "HEY MISS! DEIDARA AND SASORI ARE SAYING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO #!*% IN CLASS AND TOBI TOLD ME TO #!*% OFF!" "HIDAN! Sasori, Deidara detension! Tobi and Hidan! Detension" Hidan sat down and smild proudly. "Wow..." Tobi said looking at him, "was I good?" "no" "oh come on! I'm better in bed when kuzu is #!*% the living-" "HIDAN DOUBLE DETENSION" the teacher shouted and Hidan blushed lightly before sinking down in his chair not wanting to be seen by anyone. Across the classroom Kakuzu was looking at him out the corner of his eye smirking lightly at his boyfriends stupidity. Soon class finished and all detention students other than Hidan and Sasori who got moved away into another room (so basically Tobi and Deidara) were left alone locked in a dark room. Deidara was staring at the back of Tobi's neck thinking about what Hidan had said earlier on during lunch in the room.

EARLIER ON IN THE ROOM WITH HIDAN AND DEI

"So let me get this straight un, if I get fcked by Tobi then break up with him he will stop bugging me and I can date danna in peace?" "yep" "so it's just like a one night stand un?" "basically, you have to enjoy it by the way" "ugh just make things more hard for me why don't you hm?!" "shut up you homosexual slut it won't be that hard you whore " "speak for yourself un.." Deidara mumbled and Hidan death glared him. "Fine I'll do it" Dei said and walked out heading for english as the bell went. "Ha fool... it won't just make Tobi upset, soon you will be the one crying in his arms instead" Hidan smirked and walked out the room.

BACK IN DETENTION

Dei stood up. He was nervous. Maybe Tobi didn't want it, he knew he didn't but it's not as if he was taking his virginity. No that had been taken a long time ago. Tapping Tobi on his back he knew there was no going back. Tobi turned around "Deidara senpai?" Tobi said innocently, Deidara sighed at the child he was about to take advantage of. The rest was a blure. Moments later Deidara was riding on Tobi's- then Sasori walked in. "Omg... Danna..." Deidara stuttered. Sasori started to 'shed' as if he had just turned into paper. "REST IN PEACE YOU FOOLISH PUPPET! NOW TELL JASHIN-SAMA TO STOP BUGGING ME!" Hidan screamed jumping around the corner of the door laughing. Glancing at Tobi and Deidara the immortal smiled sheepishly. "I'll leave you too at it..." he said before closing the door again, with Sasori now faided and gone back to hell, and running off leaving the two to continue what they started.

(A/N: done, yes I know I was meant to write the yaoi but... I got lazy.. ^^" sorry guys xD I might write a seperate chapter on something else to tell u what happened, im just too lazy right now)