Is it Really Worth it? Part 3

Last time on "I'm not short!" Edward Elric dissed sitcoms, pointed a gun at a "doctor", attempted the Jedi mind trick, took a bunch of hormone pills, woke up and realized he was now a chick. Now to the new theme song which isn't much better than the first, but is a little bit better.

Yo Edward Elric, he was just under five feet when he bought some heels that let him see across the street.

Created for self conscience midgets

(He's really short cuz he's Edward Elric)

When it didn't work out

his doctor gave him some pills

Then Ed took them all without his brother's consent

They tasted real bad

and there was no immediate change

but on the inside his hormones started to look really strange

(Midget, Midget)

When he first woke up he yawned and sighed

His brother started to laugh

and said he watched him all night

Ed walked to the mirror and began to cry

He looked kinda different, holy fake cheese he's no longer a guy!

and it was then that Ed knew what he had to do

he had to take some male hormones, yeah that's he would do

and now he is once again a short little dude!

(He's really short cuz he's Edward Elric, He's really short cuz he's Edward Elric, He's really short cuz he's Edward Elric)

(Edward Elric)

"Finally, I'm a guy again." Ed said as he touched his chest.

"You know you liked poking them!" Al said.

"I did not!" Ed yelled.

"Boobies Boobies! Teehee!" Al said as Ed chased him around the house.

"Shut up!"

"Guess what! I invited Winry over!"

"What?! Why?!"

"She said that she can help you with your height!"

"Tell her that I don't need her help." Ed said as a knock was heard at the door. Al pushed Ed over and walked to the door.

"Don't you dare open that door! Tell her to leave!" Ed yelled.

"Relax it's the pizza guy."

"Really! Let him in!" Ed said as he got an excited look on his face.

"Psyce! It's Winry." Al said as he let her in.

"NO!! How could you betray me like that!?"

"Hi Ed." Winry said as she smacked Ed with her wrench.

"What was that for!?"

"For being an idiot!"

"Okay."

"I know why you're so short. I also know how you can get taller." Winry said as she started searching her purse.

"...Oh, I know! You are going to fit me with some seven foot automail! You truly are a genius!" Ed said as he bowed to Winry and had sparkles in his eyes.

"Nope! I have something better."

"What could be better than seven foot automail?"

"Milk." Winry said as she pulled out a gallon out of her purse. Ed immediately ran into his room and hid under his bed.

"Al, you know what to do." Winry said as she handed Al her wrench. Al walked into Ed's room and emerged a few seconds later with a bloody Ed in his arms.

"What did you hit me for?! You got blood all in my hair!"

"You're going to drink the milk brother!"

"NO!"

"If you don't I'll tell winry about the...poking."

"Okay...fine I'll drink the milk, but only a sip!" Ed said as he took the milk. After taking a sip, Ed immediately threw up all over the floor.

"Hey! You almost got barf on my shoes!" Winry said as she hit Ed again. A few seconds later Ed began to grow. He grew and grew and grew until he could no longer wear his shoes.

"Oh my god! It worked! Give me some more of that milk!" Ed said as he took the bottle from Winry. After drinking the rest of the milk Ed exploded.

~Fin~