It was three o' clock in the morning at a certain sexier-than-anyone-we'll-ever-meet-forever-seventeen vampire's house. Now, usually Edward was watching Bella sleep right about then, (let's call it his "special time", shall we?)but she was at a sleepover. Yes, a sleepover. Like the ones you have when you are six; that is what a good time amounts to in the lame-o town of Forks. This particular sleepover was at Angela's and Alice was there too, so Edward wasn't too worried, but it had severely messed up his evening activities aka his "special time". Everyone knows how emo he can get when he is left alone without his Bella. (A/N: For further proof of this, check out the chapter of this very story called Burnt Hair.) He would go to great lengths to pass the time until he could see her again. His latest adventure being: the magical event known as the bubble bath. Oh yes, he was going crazy with it tonight! He had filled his giant-almost-pool-sized tub with water and dumped several bottles of strawberry (or as he liked to refer to it, Bella) scented bubble bath in it. He dropped his towel to reveal his flowered Hawaiian swim trunks. And I bet you thought he was naked, you dirty minded reader! He wasn't so out of touch with humans that he didn't know you weren't supposed to take a bath with clothes on; but when you lived in the same space as six other never sleeping always bored at night vampires, it was best to be naked as little as was absolutely necessary. Just a little tip for your future reference, you can thank me when you find a vampire boy you fall in love with. He decided to be dramatic, as usual, and dove headfirst in. It was a big tub, but not that big and he smacked the side with his head. He came up; choking on the bubbles he had accidentally inhaled. He leaned his head against the very side that he smacked it on and closed his eyes. He grabbed both sides of his head, trying to stop the spinning; he must have hit it really hard. He opened his eyes, ready to get out, and realized that his head wasn't (metaphorically speaking) spinning, he was spinning. But he wasn't really alarmed, yet. The tub, after all, was called a Whirlpool. Maybe this was what it was supposed to do, he didn't have a lot of experience in that area. He only began to worry when the water pulled him under the surface and through the somehow enlarged drain. Now he began to panic, but it was already too late; he was already being sucked into another dimension. DA DA DUH! His last thought before he was completely down the drain was, "Oh no, Bella's going to kill me." Figuratively, of course.
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holli Renee quietly slipped out of her room; there was a piece of cake with her name on it in the kitchen. Late night junk food runs expeditions were a tradition for her. Once she had her delicious cake, she headed back towards her room; but she tripped on the doorstop halfway there for the one-millionth time that day. She closed her eyes, waiting for her face to plow into the carpet, but it never did. She reached in front of her and only felt air. She had finally acquired her Spiderman powers! God knows she let enough spiders bite her… Then a cough from behind her brought her out of her midair happy jig. She cautiously opened her eyes and glanced behind her, then snapped them shut.
"Good Lord. It finally happened, my hypothetical stalking (it's hypothetical because technically you don't exist) of you has finally paid off! That or I am one suit short of a full deck." She opened her eyes again and looked back at a very confused and out of place looking Edward, who was dripping wet and still in his trunks. He had caught (a reflex he had developed thanks to Bella) her by the back of her shirt, it was a wonder it hadn't ripped. He carefully laid her on the floor, and she rolled over on her back, gazing at him with large eyes. He just stood there. She finally snapped out of her stalker like trance and whispered, "Can I have my cake back?" He handed her the cake, and offered his hand to help her up. She eagerly grabbed it and didn't let go, even after he pulled her up. She leaned forward and smelled him, he shot back.
"Why did you just smell me?" He was beginning to wonder if this wasn't really another dimension, maybe he had hit his head hard enough and it had killed him, so maybe this was hell. This girl was definitely creepy.
"Well, Bella says you smell really good. I just thought I would see for myself."
"You know my Bella?" Why would the devil know what his Bella said, she was an angel. Her thoughts were gods business. He took a closer look at her; she didn't have a tail or horns. But maybe the devil could shape shift.
"Well, ya. I sorta know her, I guess."
"How do you know her?" She just whistled and pushed something behind her with her foot. He quickly shot over and grabbed it.
He glanced at it. "What is Twilight?"
Holli, playing stupid, snorted. "It's a time of day silly!" Then she grabbed it back from him, glad that a disaster had been avoided. Edward, having enough of this crazy demon girl, pushed past her and into the bathroom, maybe he could get back the same way he had come. He filled the water, all the while Holli was behind him, just staring. Then he went to jump in and hit his head again. This time it knocked him out.
"MWAHAHAHAAHAH!" Holli laughed and rubbed her hands together anxiously. Now Edward was hers forever! He could live in her closet, and hunt in the woods behind her house! Now who was the crazy person! Tee-Hee!
MEANWHILE!
Bella shot up out of her bed, but she was pulled back down by two strong cold hands. She gasped. It was Edward, then reality began to sit in. It was just a dream.
"Bella, you should go back to sleep, you know you won't sleep much tonight at Angela's sleepover tonight." Bella screamed and hopped out of bed, running over to the bag of things Edward had picked up earlier, it was filled with… bottles of strawberry shampoo!
MEANWHILE!
Holli Renee jumped out of bed, and ran into her bathroom, no Edward. Then she realized it was a dream inside of a dream! Dangit! She walked back into her room and switched of the T.V. No more Twilight Zone before bed.
(A/N: Okay, so that might be a little confusing. Holli, who is really me, dreamed it all, even the part about Bella dreaming. Hope that cleared that up. I actually did this like two nights ago. I am not the devil, just thought I'd throw that out there. I almost cried when I realized it was a dream. Oh ya, the part about the hypothetical stalking is an inside joke between me and freak a geek!!)