A/N: So…do I suck? I am really, really sorry for taking that break. But hey! I'm back now…so that's good, right? A bunch of you have been wondering how Edward was going to react to baby. I got a lot of 'love it' and I also got a lot of people wanting me to be inspired to write this story again…guess what? I WAS!!! :o) Um-tell me peeps. I am not so experienced in the whole 'pregnancy' thingie…but say you conceive a baby around…August 15…so…on September 18, possibly 19…can you tell if your pregnant or not?! I am kind of confused right now. Can someone who has experience in this area explain it to me?! I have looked it up, but I am still a little like-'huh'?! Please, it would be greatly appreciated. You see-in the last (real) chapter…go back to chapter 12 to read it…I have it set on Sept. 18, but I would guess that they conceived on the 15, or 16 of August since they got married on the 13 of August. I am so confused! So if anyone could please tell me this…it would be greatly appreciated!!! So yeah-sorry about this super long A/N…I know nobody ever reads these, but I do. So-I'll see you at the bottom.

Disclaimer: Pft. Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. I am not her. She is the genius-and I…her minion.

EPOV (Did you expect anything different?)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, BELLA?!" I stormed downstairs. Bella was reading a book on her favorite leather chair. She calmly looked up at me with no expression on her face.

"What is what, Edward?" she said quietly. I shoved the…pregnancy test (is that what it's called?) into her face.

"THIS!"

"You don't have to yell, dear." She put her bookmark into her book and cocked her head to the side, "That is a pregnancy test. And it is positive." How the fuck was her voice so fucking calm?!

"I SEE THAT! WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN THE TRASH CAN IN MY FUCKING BATHROOM?!" I threw the lamp Bella had brought from her old room onto the floor; effectively shattering it into a million pieces.

"GOD-DAMMIT EDWARD!" She stood up, throwing her book to the floor. I got in her face, and put the…stick into her face once more.

"What…is this?" I hissed. She narrowed her eyes-I could tell I was in trouble, but I didn't back off.

"It's a pregnancy test. And it's positive. Didn't I just explain that to you?" she raised an eyebrow and pushed me away. "Jesus Edward-did you have to break my fucking lamp? That was my grandmother's. Her father made it for her…it's priceless." Bella's voice shook a bit, she got down on her knees and tried to pick up the pieces. I sighed deeply.

"Don't. I'll pick it up later. Please…explain this whole thing in whole." We sat on the couch, she exhaled slowly looking at the lamp one more time before looking at me once more.

"That's just what it is. A positive pregnancy test." She whispered.

"What…?"

"Edward, it's not that hard to understand. You see-you expelled your seed into my body. I never took birth control in my life-as I was waiting for the right man. And you never wore a condom. So your sperm must've met my egg-voila…baby in my tummy." She rested her hands over her stomach. I looked at her overlapped hands, frowning.

"Baby in your tummy…" I murmured in a daze.

"Yes. Now if you'll excuse me…" she stood up and began to pick up her lamp even though I said that I would pick it up.

I was in a daze, watching the paint dry (figuratively, of course-my walls were painted years ago). Bella was having a baby…? We were only married for a month. This is going too fast. It blew my mind. I was confused, I was hurt. Was it mine? Of course it's your kid, dipshit. She's the only one you ever had sex with. Yeah…I guess so. But how is this possible? She told you-sperm meets egg mean baby, are you really that stupid? …No. Well you're really acting like it. I know. It's just blowing my mind. Goodbye dipshit. Bye…but I was all alone.

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When I woke up, it was late-like 3 a.m late. Bella lay with her back to me. I sat up and blinked to clear my head. She turned around, her stomach revealing itself to me. I stared at it intensely. Is a baby really in there? Something that I helped create? I slowly moved until my hand rested above it. Is it stupid that I felt close to it? That I…knew it was mine? It was an odd feeling. I went downstairs to eat still in lala-land. A baby…?

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A/N: Yes-it is kind of short. But do I really need to elaborate some more? And anyways-I need to get more information…so anyone that has a baby-or knows anyone with a baby, ask them? Tell me? Thank you. Okay, so you know the deal: Please-click that button, and tell me what you thought of it. Did you love it? Did you hate it? Love blue llamas with purple eyes singing in a block of cheese? I know I do-tell me about those llamas! I would love to know about 'em :o)

I am off my hiatus…yayz (oh yeah-gangsta bitchas!!!)…and I am ready to write more!!!! I know ya'll love it…Don't forget the blue llamas :D

~Doris