INT. BECKY AND ALEXA'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)
BECKY and ALEXA are sitting on the couch. SASHA enters the room from the kitchen.
SASHA: Anything good on?
BECKY: I think Alexa turned on a horror movie.
ALEXA: This is the six o'clock news.
*Laugh Track*
BECKY: I rest my case.
*Laugh Track*
SASHA sits between ALEXA and BECKY.
BECKY: Who's Ember Moon?
SASHA: (nervously) Why? What'd she say? I didn't have lunch with her.
BECKY: There was a commercial for the mayoral election...
*Laugh Track*
SASHA: Oh... Right, yeah, she's running for mayor.
ALEXA: (looking at SASHA suspiciously) What the hell was that?
*Laugh Track*
SASHA: (stands up from couch) Anyway, I gotta go. (she kisses BECKY then waves to ALEXA) See you guys later.
SASHA leaves.
ALEXA: Are these paranoid outbursts making you at all suspicious?
*Laugh Track*
BECKY: Meh, they were. But you get used to them after the sixth or seventh time.
*Laugh Track*
[OPENING CREDITS SEQUENCE]
DIRECTED BY: CHRIS R. JACKSON & JOSEPH THOMAS
CREATED BY: ThatWrestlingFanWrites
*15 second MnMs commercial
*15 second McDonald's commercial
*30 second preview of new Kardashian's show that makes you wonder what happened to the world
*1 minute trailer for upcoming action movie
INT. BRYAN'S DINER (DINING AREA)
SUMMER and KEVIN are seated at a table. KEVIN is reading from a menu; SUMMER is looking at her phone.
SUMMER: Oh, shoot.
KEVIN: What's the matter?
SUMMER: Murphy might want me to come cover a shift.
KEVIN: Tell him you're having lunch with me.
SUMMER types at her phone. After a few moments, her phone buzzes again.
SUMMER: He says I don't have to come in now. Huh, maybe I should go out with you more often.
KEVIN: (looking at his own phone) He just sent me a bunch of 'thumbs up' emojis.
*Laugh Track*
KEVIN: What are you gonna have?
SUMMER: I'm still deciding over the salad and the vegan pizza.
KEVIN looks into the camera with a worried expression on his face.
*Laugh Track*
KEVIN: Are you serious?
SUMMER: No, of course not. I'm deciding between the triple cheeseburger and the seven layer nachos.
KEVIN: (under his breath) I think I'm in love.
*Laugh Track*
KEVIN: I might settle on a steak sandwich.
SUMMER: Hey, what's the name of the lesbian you're friends with?
KEVIN: I'd like to see where this is headed.
*Laugh Track*
SUMMER: Doesn't one of them have purple hair? Her name's Sasha right?
KEVIN scans the room until he spots SASHA sitting at a table with EMBER.
KEVIN: Huh, that is my lesbian friend. And that isn't her fiance.
SUMMER: You think it's something we should worry about?
SASHA leans over the table and kisses EMBER.
*Stereotypical "Trouble is Brewing" Music*
KEVIN: Uhhhh...
*Laugh Track*
KEVIN: That doesn't look too good.
SUMMER: Maybe it's a friendly kiss?
KEVIN: You use tongue when you kiss your friends?
*Laugh Track*
SUMMER: Well...
KEVIN: Oh?
*Laugh Track*
KEVIN checks over his shoulder again. SASHA and EMBER stand up from the table and walk away hand in hand.
SUMMER: What should we do?
KEVIN: (sighs) I don't know.
INT. BECKY AND ALEXA'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)
ALEXA, BECKY, and SETH are sitting on the couch watching tv. SASHA walks in through the front door.
SASHA: Hey, guys. (kisses BECKY) You haven't moved from this spot all day have you?
ALEXA, BECKY, SETH: No.
*Laugh Track*
SASHA: (to BECKY) You don't have any clients?
BECKY: (looking at the tv) Well, I usually would. But now that I wear a ring to the gym, all the rich old ladies don't feel like hitting on me as much as they used to. Now they hit on Enzo, and that's just... (she pretends to dry heave)
*Laugh Track*
SASHA: Just take your ring off and pretend you aren't engaged.
BECKY & SETH: What?
*Laugh Track*
SETH: Why would she pretend she isn't engaged? That seems pretty sleazy.
SASHA: I don't know. Maybe she does it to get a promotion and further help the financial income in her household.
BECKY and SETH aren't paying attention, but ALEXA is staring at SASHA with wide eyes.
ALEXA: Sasha... What did you do?
SASHA: (nervously chuckles) Who cares? Becky isn't paying attention anyway.
SASHA walks off screen. BECKY looks up to where SASHA was standing.
BECKY: Does Sasha seem weird to any of you guys?
ALEXA: (sighs) No, Becky, she seems fine.
*15 second MnMs commercial
*15 second McDonald's commercial
*30 second preview of new Kardashian's show that makes you wonder what happened to the world
*1 minute trailer for upcoming action movie
INT. AJ AND CHARLOTTE'S HOUSE (LIVING ROOM)
KEVIN and SUMMER are sitting on the couch, sharing a blanket. AJ walks into the living room.
AJ: Hands over the blanket, you guys.
*Laugh Track*
KEVIN: Summer isn't doing anything.
SUMMER: Can't say the same for Kevin.
*Ooh and Laugh Track*
CHARLOTTE and OWEN walk into the room.
CHARLOTTE: (to AJ) Did you remember to book the appointment with the doctor? I don't think I'll make it through the week.
AJ: Yeah, I made sure to give him a call. I think he said...
AJ is cut off by SUMMER suddenly yelling out loud. AJ and CHARLOTTE turn to the couch.
KEVIN: She just really likes this movie.
*Laugh Track*
INT. ALEXA AND BECKY'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)
SASHA is sitting on the couch, texting. ALEXA walks into the room.
SASHA: Hey, Lexi.
ALEXA: You forgot to put your ring back on.
SASHA looks at her hand. She quickly puts her ring back on.
SASHA: How'd you spot that?
ALEXA: Well, between your lies to Becky and your weird attitude lately, I figure something's up.
SASHA: It's not what you think...
ALEXA: Then Kevin mentioned seeing you and some chick at Bryan's this afternoon...
SASHA doesn't respond.
ALEXA: And apparently you were kissing this other girl... Who isn't your fiance.
SASHA: It's not what it looks like.
ALEXA: No? To me, it seems like you're a hypocrite. So, either you tell Becky or I do. As her friend, I can't keep this from her. As her future wife, you shouldn't either.
ALEXA leaves the room. SASHA slumps into the couch and sighs.
[END CREDITS SEQUENCE]