Prompt: Asking Anders to beta friend fiction
"Isabela..."
"All you have to do is check the spelling. You spend all that time writing manifestos, you must know how to spell."
"Better than you do, certainly. 'Breests'? 'Cok'?"
"I'm a pirate, we're not supposed to be literate."
"And yet you're trying to write smut."
"I'm a pirate, we're supposed to be obsessed with booty."
"You're so consistent. ...Andraste's flaming knickerweasels! Isabela! Is this about me and Hawke?"
"What? Don't you like it?"
"I...well...uh..."
"It's a birthday present for her. I couldn't think of anything to buy, and I know she'll like this."
"...you do?"
"Yep. If you're strapped for cash you could always help. It could be from both of us!"
"I, uh, can't...look, this position you're describing isn't even physically possible."
"Yes it is! I've done it!"
"No, I tried it once, and-"
"I swear I've done it. Let me show you-"
"No!"