Oh No I killed Dr. Frank-N-Furter! Sorry my bad.
Zombie Strippers:
After her first three day of screwing around Hotaru got serious with her training, she was up at dawn and down at the training grounds by 7:30 every morning she didn't return home till sundown. After three weeks of this she realized she needed a partner to spar with if she expected to get any good, someone who was equally or close enough to Kakashi's strength. She already had training from three to five with her team Monday, Wednesday and Friday, so they were out. She tried Kurenai, but with the baby and her own team she was kind of busy, Tsunade was scary and Gai...well Gai is Gai, no questions needed. After much deliberation she, was no where on who could help. She was ready to put her horror aside and ask Gai for help when she ran into Genma at the movies, Hotaru was there with Akira and Tanaka to see what could only be described as Goretastic Awesomeness-Zombie Strippers, Akira and Tanaka looked a little green but Hotaru was all ready for round two, she saw Genma and decided he was perfect, she left the ever thankful Tanaka and Akira to make their escapes.
"Shurenai!" Genma who was hugging up on a giggly retard not even worthy of the name of Kunoichi (a.k.a. Civilian) froze and turned slowly afraid to see that it was indeed Hotaru calling him. One minute he was smiling at the girl with him the next he was running, he got to the front of the theater before she tackled him, she dug her knee into his spine and twisted his arm around so that with pressure it would snap. "Good to see you too Genma, yes thank you I would love to spar with you until Kakashi gets back, Sunrise to sunset Monday thru Friday? Sure that works, k meet me at Kakashi's tomorrow." Genma was about to protest when she put a little pressure on his arm. "Great! I'd love to! THATS FANFUCKINGTABULOUS!" Hotaru released Genma and got up, she smiled at him and started speaking. "This is just until Kakashi gets back I want to beat him, we start at sun up and stop at sundown except Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays then we stop at three because I have regular training with my team and Anko-sensei, sooo see you tomorrow, meet me at Kakashi's by seven or be at the training grounds by seven thirty...oh and bring your own lunch, if you get to Kakashi's at seven you can eat breakfast with me and dinner on the days we stay till sundown." With that she waved and left. The bimbo Genma was with came up and hung herself about him, "Genma baby who was that slut who was just all over you!" Unfortunately for the bimbo Hotaru hadn't gone very far when her dumb ass spoke. The bimbo never had a chance, one minute she was hanging on Genma the next Hotaru was on her. Hotaru grabbed her by the hair and kneed her in the stomach, as she fell to the floor Hotaru kicked her, the kick sent her flying into a movie display for The Rocky Horror Picture Show, it was a life size cardboard cut-out of Dr. Frank-N-Furter hugging Rocky Horror. "Who you calling a slut you skeevy bimbo, hunny try...seriously try not to call me your mommas pet names." With that Hotaru walked out of the theaters, she came back a few moments later to apologize for breaking Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Kakashi's Adventures in Hoe-land:
So far Kakashi had evaded three traps set by Kira the "Irresistible" (more like crazy in poor Kakashi's opinion) and escaped on rape attempt. He couldn't wait to be rid of her, "Arashi, you simply must have dinner with me tonight, I'm ever so lonely." Exhausted from lack of sleep, majorly thanks to Hotaru but also Kira and her attempts Kakashi had had it he snapped. "BY ALL THE KAGES IN THE LANDS IF YOU PROPOSITION ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF BURY YOU DEEP IN THE FOREST AND SWEAR ON MY LEFT NUT THAT WE WERE AMBUSHED IN THE NIGHT BY YOUR ENEMIES AND YOU FELL TRAGICALLY TO THEIR BLADES! So if it wouldn't be too hard for you, you insane girl please just be quiet for the rest of this trip and keep your hands to yourself." For the first time since they set out three weeks ago, that night Kakashi slept relatively peacefully, of course the next day he apologized explaining his lack of sleep as the reason he snapped. She accepted his apology, and forgave him but after that she clearly kept her distance. They reached their destination two days later and Kakashi was relieved to be heading home.
Training at Sunrise:
Hotaru woke up early and did the usual, turned up the music showered, dressed in her new attire Kakashi's clothes, and started on breakfast while singing along to The Violent Femmes and Tatu. Genma walked in while she was singing along to Fly on the Wall, and making BLT's minus the T. "Pretty voice." Hotaru let out a girly eep and threw her spatula at Genma's head, picking up a knife and getting ready to stab him when she realized it was Genma. "Jesus you scared the crap outta me Genma." Genma, laughing his ass off at her girly eep went to retrieve her spatula which had lodged itself in Kakashi's kitchen wall. "You said I'd get breakfast if I was here by seven so I'm here." Of course mention free food and every man in Konoha would probably come running. Hotaru pulled out a tomatoe per Genma's request and sliced it up, she served him and then herself, scrunching her nose up as she watched him eat the sandwich tomatoe and all. "I hate tomatoes." After they finished eating, they headed out for the training grounds Hotaru grabbing a duffel bag on her way out..
"So Hotaru, what are we doing today." Hotaru smiled evilly as she dropped the duffel bag. "We'll spar till noon, at noon we can stop for lunch then we'll have some target practice and as soon as the sun starts setting I have a surprise...as long as you don't mind prolonging this, I promise you'll love it but we can only so it at night." Hotaru realized how wrong that sounded after it came out, Genma smiled his pervy smile. "I knew you'd come round to the Genma Fan-club, everyone does eventually." Hotaru laughed. "Don't flatter yourself Shurenai, I'd do Gai-sensei before I slept with you," Genma looked wounded and a little discusted, Hotaru thought on it and changed her mind. "On second thought I'd willingly join your fan-club before I slept with Gai, he's weird and he wears a green jumpsuit...need I say more?" Genma laughed his ass off, and got into position. "Nope." They began sparring, they continued until noon for the first part she had the upper hand but Genma had her on the defensive by the end, after lunch they started a friendly match for target practice calling out targets for each other, Genma hitting them with his senbon and Hotaru with her kunai. they stopped and rested for a little bit as the sun began to set. And that's when Hotaru decided to reveal the contents of her duffel bag.
WWIII: Glow Paint Balls Status
"We are going to have ourselves a paintball match, the goal is to avoid the paint. Loser is the one whose got more paint on them by the end. We have three hundred paint balls a piece, the catch...the glow so if you get hit, you're just a moving target." Hotaru opened the duffel bag and pulled out two pouches full of the glowing beauties. "You throw one and it pops on contact, the paint is invisible in the day lights but once the sun sets you glow every color of the rainbow." Genma looked like a kid on the Fourth of July. "I'll give you your pouch and we'll split up we have five minutes to get away from each other and plan it out, Rules are, there are no Rules." With that Hotaru flung five paint-balls at Genma and high tailed it out of there. She quickly masked her chakra and ran up a tree, she created a clone and sent it running towards Genma, it led him around and back through the tree's right under her, while he was chasing she set upa basic trap with some chakra threads. As Genma ran through she sprung the trap sending Genma up in the air, she popped six more in his hair and ran, catching four of the seven Genma flung at her ass. She jokingly yelled out, "I need a medic I'm wounded!", as she cut off her pants and improvised to cover up the glowing paint. She kept running as Genma cut himself loose. The match ended when Hotaru snuck up on Genma and took his ammo throwing them all to the floor, in the end Genma won having dropped out of a tree on top of Hotaru and smashing ten paint-balls all over her boobs and stomach. They headed back for Kakashi's glowing in the dark, they were a light show in and of themselves.
They were sitting on Kakashi's kitchen floor eating take-out and joking around. "That was one of the best things I've done in a while, thanks Hotaru." Hotaru smiled as she munched on her chow-mein. "No problem think of it as a vague, it never happened apology for beating you and torturing you, as in if you ever tell a soul I actually apologized I;ll kill you." Genma smiled knowingly. "Of course can't have anyone knowing you're a big softy." Hotaru looked outraged and flung a piece of broccoli beef at Genma. Genma caught it in his mouth and sat there snickering. "So where'd you come up with the idea for that?" Hotaru smiled evilly, "Honestly I originally was out looking for just glow in the dark paint to paint Kakashi's room, when I found the paint-balls." Genma began laughing again. "Kakashi's going to kill you if you paint his room." Hotaru smiled her evil smile. "He won't know till he goes to bed and I'll be asleep by then...well that or hiding in the bathroom." Genma continued eating and laughing. "Hey Shurenai you want to help me decorate the Sensei's room?" Genma put down his food. "I thought you'd never ask, tell me you have more paint?" Hotaru walked over to the closet and opened it up revealing five cases of glow in the dark paint. "Of course, what do you take me for I'm the worlds greatest prankster, I always come prepared." They spent the next five hours painting Kakashi's bedroom, in the end Genma's side of the room was covered in half naked women, one of them the one sitting in Genma's looked a lot like Hotaru in her pink ensemble, she quickly realized it was and it was a surprisingly good drawing of her too. Hotaru's side of the room had Pandas and Dinosaurs having an epic battle over the last bag of gummi bears and packet of playdoh. When they were finished she packed up the empty cans and gave all the evidence to Genma, "Dispose of it well if he ever gets proof it was us were dead ninja." Genma nodded knowigly and left with his left overs. Hotaru finished eating, washed the dishes and hopped in the shower, too tired to care by the time she got out she crawled into bed naked and passed out. Dinosaur battlefield glowing and all. Genma and Hotaru continued training like the first day minus paintball for a week, and then one morning it was Kakashi who walked in to Hotaru singing along with her music and making cheese omelets. Hotaru was Pop, Lock, and Dropping it when Kakashi walked in the front door, Genma was right behind him and therefor was there to witness Kakashi oggle the unaware kunoichi as she danced around his kitchen in another one of his shirts, a pair of barely there short shorts and her boots. Kakashi stood there for a good fifteen minutes before calling out to Hotaru. "Having fun!" Hotaru flew up out of her crouch on the floor and turned to face Kakashi, blushing an amazing shade of red. "Holy shit I didn't hear you come in Kakashi!"
Busted While Dropping It:
Kakashi made it back to Konoha around six in the morning, he reported to Tsunade and was home by seven, he expected to walk in and find Hotaru gone having made up with Hoshiko in his absence, he didn't expect to walk into his house to find her singing, cooking and dancing like a stripper in his kitchen. He realized he been standing there staring for a while and finally spoke up, "Having fun!" Hotaru flew up out of her crouch on the floor and turned to face Kakashi, blushing an amazing shade of red. "Holy shit I didn't hear you come in Kakashi!" Kakashi fought the urge to drag her in his room and screw her brains out, and decided to play it cool. "Yeah understandable you seemed quite pre-occupied, I'm going to shower and then we can talk over breakfast." He went to head for his room when she spoke up. "I won't be here, Genma should be here soon to get me and we won't be back til sundown. Kakashi stopped and turned too face her, unknowingly acting very jealous he spoke. "What are you doing with Genma, you shouldn't be around him, he's a bad influence and I don't want you near him." Genma chose to walk in right then and spoke up, "I resent that suggestion, that I'm a bad influence!" Kakashi turned to Genma giving him the evil eye. Hotaru turned off her omlettes and grabbed her bag, she grabbed two apples and her lunch and headed for the door, "Really Kakashi, you want to talk about bad influences! Come on Genma let's go!" Hotaru dragged Genma out the front door and slammed it shut behind them, leaving a stunned and frustrated Kakashi standing in his living room alone. Kakashi threw his bag and punched a hole through the wall, "Damnit!"
A/N: Well hope you liked it :D R&R Plzzz!
Oh and btw the paintball idea i borrowed from another writer, I don't remember who but I read a story with a simular match only it was btwn Kakashi and Sakura, jst had to put that in the credit for that brilliantness goes to someone else.