A Boy, A Girl, and a Couple of Kilts

by ladyeire3

College junior Edward readily accepts a sure offer from his parents. He gets a job...they pay for grad school. Enter a Scottish style pizza shoppe, our favorite cast of rascally characters, and laughs are sure to follow. Drabble fic AU/AH

14. Chapter 14

Women Over 30…

I don't think my ability to be responsible is particularly important to Alice and Emmett. I think they're more concerned with the fact that I can imitate a decent Scottish accent.

And I look damn good in the uniform.

And their sales have doubled since I started delivering for them.

Garrett is doing some cross-referencing to see who our target market is.

Alice has a pool going and "women over 30" is in the lead.

Go figure.

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Would you all like a double dose today?