A/N: :D I totally forgot about this story!!:D (don't blame you if you did, hehe^^) I decided I wanted to end it, this chap is a little harshly written, but if I milk it all out it'll become endless, and I want to get on with my other fics:) Thank everyone who followed this story to the end, you're epic:) Thanks for all the support^^

14. Purple

Light slowly opens his eyes and immediately closes them again because of the bright sunlight that flows into the room.

'M...mw...'

Then, he recognizes first only the black outline of someone's head with messy hair, the warm arms around him pulling him close to another naked body, and after that, a smile appears around a pair of pink/white lips, that softly place a kiss on his.

'Are you awake, Light?

'Ryu...are you...'

L outstretches his hand to wipe a lock out of Light's face.

'How was your night, Light?'

'Good...I slept so deep ...'

Hell, Light slept deep. He can't remember a night he'd slept better since he was fourteen or so. L stretches.

'I slept four hours more than usual. I feel quite energized.'

'Yeah...'

Light growls when L sits up.

'Shall we go out and dress up?'

'No, I want to stay here a little longer...'

L smiles.

'You missed it here, didn't you?'

'I missed my own bed a bit, I think...'

'We can ask Watari to bring it to the headquarters...'

'No, this room must remain untouched.'

L's smile gets broader. 'I already figured you'd say that, Light.'

Light looks at L and blinks. L laughs out loud.

'And you are so sweet when you look surprised.'

Light sighs and stretches his arms out to L.

'Shall we stay here for a little longer?'

'Allright. But only a little...'

One hour later, after they heard everyone get up, Misa's 'What should Misa wear today?!', Soichiro and Matsuda's fight about the shower, Sayu's giggling that goes through every wall, Sachiko passing Lights door to hear if they were awake, and Soichiro's threat: 'If you guys don't get up now, I will go into your room and GET YOU OUT NAKED!!', they decided to pull each other out of the bed (naked, of course), wash themselves (and each other), and go to look up Lights closet. L glares.

'Watari...He knows very well I change clothes every day.'

'I think he just wants to show you there are more things to wear...'

L pulls a purple pair of jeans out of Light's closet.

'Maybe. Hey, you never wear this...'

'No, I couldn't take anything of this with me when you imprisoned me, remember?'

'Right. Your Dad bought you new clothes?'

'And later we went to the mall to buy me better clothes, because nothing really fitted...'

Light pulls on the deep purple jeans he bought sometimes but didn't dare to wear, supported by L, and also supported by L, an unbuttoned beige-white shirt and (not supported by L) an undershirt under it, and a glimpse of black boxers appearing above the edge of the purple jeans.

After a struggle, L finally takes black, tight jeans that makes his legs go on for even longer than they actually are, and a dark red shirt with the same color his boxers from last night were made of. After Light made himself look as perfect as usual ('Hah, he looks even better when he's getting laid, blushing, sweating, moaning and pulling a face filled with ecstasy, and only I can ever see it!!'), and also tried to make L look a bit better than usual ('What am I trying...He already looks perfect...') or rather: neater, both get down and ignore the looks at L's legs as they sit down next to each other and begin to eat.

'Good morning, everyone...'

Matsuda considers diving under the table like a dog, to see if he'd be allowed to rest his head against L's legs.

'H-hello...'

L doesn't hesitate for a moment and loads three slices of sugared bread on his plate and covers it in honey.

'Have had a nice night, Matsuda?'

'Y-yes, I guess so...'

L and Light shoot a glance at each other. Light smiles at Misa.

'Misa, you've had a nice night?'

Misa pouts and glares at her boyfriend.

'Well, Matsuda first couldn't get an erection and when he did he already came after ten seconds!!'

'Aye aye, painful, Matsuda...'

'Eeeh...It was my first time...'

L notices Soichiro out of the corner of his eye. He's red and definitely annoyed...

'Go gain some stamina. We can go on for an hour if we want to.'

'How?!'

'Just stop when the other is about to come. Next time, we want to go for the full two hours. Sometimes we team up against the clock, the mattress or the mirror, as Light likes, and sometimes we are just fighting about who will be seme, or a who-can-make-the-other-one-moan-first-match. Of course, I'll win, but I let Light win half the time, if not he'd break mentally and not participate in these very pleasant games anymore-'

'Not true, Ryu. I win half of the time because I really win. You are just very childish and don't want to admit that I beat you just as much as you do me. And when you talk like this, it looks like you only like sex for the competition, and not for me.'

L notices Light's sincerely hurt expression and realizes how sensitive Light is, like he does more often. He takes another piece of sugar bread and deliberately covers it in marmalade.

'Not true, Light. I like you very much and I'm very happy I am given to share a bed with you. Don't underestimate that.'

'Oh, and an 18-year-old has a bigger sex drive than a 25-year-old!!'

Soichiro is getting purple.

'As you should know, Light, I stuck on the age of 18 year old, mentally and physically. And so did my sex drive. I just want to win more than you do...'

'But I rather see us as a team with a little competition between the members. We are still lovers, and the best price to win is great sex, isn't it?'

'Actually, you are right. And the clock can't beat us. So, Matsuda, first pay a lot of attention to Misa before you drop your load and get owned by a clock.'

Matsuda blinks and blushes.

'Yes, we were talking to you.'

L smiles at the steam spurting out of Soichiro's ears and decides to make it a little worse.

'One thing, Matsuda, Misa, Sayu...Waiting, foreplay, talking, kissing and paying a lot of attention to each other and also to the less intimate parts of your partners body makes it all so much better and more intense.'

'Yeah, and if you get dominated by Ryu, you're sure you'll get blown away by his 'paying attention'-skills...'

When Soichiro notices his son shivering, he can't take it any longer.

'ALLRIGHT, ENOUGH!! WE HEARD ENOUGH OF THIS!! NO MORE TALK LIKE THIS!!'

Light suddenly remembers something he didn't want to remember.

'But Dad, why the heck did you have to do what happened yesterday?'

Soichiro blinks by what he thinks is interest and smiles at Watari and Sachiko.

'Oh. Oh, well, one day I was having telephone s-'

Light covers his ears and buries his face in his own shirt that now smells like L. Nice.

-'with Sachiko and then Watari came in and since then…Well, this was something we wanted to try ever since then.'

L soothes Light's locks.

'You said: 'No more talk like this.'

Watari smiles.

'If I may interrupt you, after you finished breakfast, we'll leave. Have you packed your stuff?'

'No. Watari?'

'Already done, Ryuzaki.'

L blinks.

'When did he...?'

They finish their breakfast, brush their teeth, and after everyone hugged Sayu and Sachiko (she fainted when L did, after another struggle), it's time to say goodbye...

'Goodbye!! I will miss you!!'

'Comfort yourself with the thought of visiting the mall and after that the headquarters with us, Sayu.'

'Gyaaah!! I love you, Ryu-chan!!'

'I love you too, Sayu.'

Sachiko almost faints again.

'Wha...'

'Mum, it's just in a friendly way...'

Sayu jumps.

'Noo, I love Ryu-chan!! Ill dream about him tonight!!'

L gulps. He's always misunderstood...

'Uhh...I...think I'll just dream about Light and cake, like I usually do...'

Light hugs Sayu and Sachiko.

'Goodbye, Mum. It was nice to see you again.'

'Light, you sweet lovely guy...I'm so proud of you...'

Why...? She's probably thinking about yaoi now...

'Bye, Ryu-chan.' Before L can be surprised, Light grabs his shoulders and presses a kiss on his lips.

L can't help but blush by the sudden surprise.

'Light...Why did you just kiss me? You'll come with me, right?'

Light ignores him and kisses Sachiko goodbye.

'Goodbye, Mum, I love you. Ryuzaki, I think that she deserved one of your amazing goodbye kisses too.'

L pouts.

'You stole a kiss and sold it to your Mum...'

'No, I gave it as a present. Don't worry, shell be fine with it...'

And after they took seat in the car and looked at Light's mum and sis for the last time, Light wonders if Sachiko will do fine. She might stalk L...

'Don't worry. She doesn't have my phone number and I took some precautions to make sure she won't.'

Light rolls his eyes when he hears the word 'precautions'.

'Do I want to know?'

'No. It would scar your 18-year-old soul.'

'Yours isn't any different!!'

'Come on, 18 is just a number...'

'And so is 26...'

'What about 49?'

'And 20!!'

'20 doesn't count...'

'Why?!'

'Kidding...'

And the squabbling goes on and on like always, and they could never hear the cheerful yelp from Sachiko when she found, on top of her yaoi collection, a picture with two guys on it. Both with naked torso's, one sleeping and laying his head against the other's shoulder, and the other one smiling a cute and innocent smile, one arm outstretched and obviously holding the camera the pic was shot with. On the back is a note with a phone number of a 'hot males-telephone sex-hotline' and the note: 'If you stalk me or Light, I can easily blow up this picture and this hotline. Smexy, wet, and gay kisses, Ryu-chan.'

They'd never see Sachiko spurting out more blood than she'd lost the entire last 24 hours.

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A/N: O.O Bad L. Very bad L:) OMG OMG OMG!!! STORY IS FINISHED!! I FINISHED A STORY!! I WROTE A FANFIC OF 14 CHAPTERS!!:D Hehehe^^ If you liked this, look up Love You, Hate Me. I definitely write different in that one, less crackish humor and a lot more care, and it's beta-ed, by Black-Dranzer-1119:) It's sort of...All that happened between Light and L before and after this fic:P (including the rooftop lemon, but that's not written yet^^) Oh, and vote on the extremely outrageously horribly incredibly important poll on my profile:P Thank you for reading:D Laterrr!!

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