Uhh...Here's My Blog
Ronald Weasley
Lockhart is annoying. Today, he gave us a quiz on himself. A quiz! And he was insulted that most of us hadn't read his so-called "autobiographys" (I don't think I spelled that right...did I? I'd hate to be a worse speller than Crabbe and Goyle.) and got most of them wrong.
Should I be worried that Hermione got most of them right?
Comments:
Yes. I'm worried.
Harry Potter
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You should be ashamed that you didn't read Lockhart's books more carefully! Otherwise, you wouldn't have failed that quiz. And he DID do all of those things he says he did! Just ask him!
Hermione Granger
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Oh, right, LOCKHART is the most trusted source on that topic!
Ronald Weasley
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I don't really like Lockhart. I tend to agree with you, Ron; he's probably a fraud.
By the way, it's "autobiographies," not "autobiographys." The "y" changes to an "ie."
Percival Weasley
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Because we all know grammar is the most important thing in life!
Fred and George Weasley
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He ASKED! He wanted to know if he'd spelled it right because he didn't want to spell like Crabbe and Goyle! (Who, by the way, have a new blog up and still haven't figured out how to block people from it. Apparently Malfoy hasn't helped them out with it, either.)
Percival Weasley
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Oooohhhh...the Moron Brigade has a new blog up? SWEET!
Fred and George Weasley
Thoughts From Crabbe and Goyle
Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle
weve disided we lik chatspeek. u dont hav 2 use good grammer or speling.
so were gonna use it mor.
2 bad we cant use it on papers.
oh wel.
are blog is gitting a lot of vews. ppl lik us, i guess.
or is it we guess? we dunno. no body coments. weerd.
o wel.
bloging is fun.
so is im.
we lik the inter net.
Comments:
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Thoughts From...Me
Harry Potter
Wow.
Again, that's all I can say after reading Crabbe and Goyle's latest blog. (Through my laughter, of course.)
I know they're Malfoy's cronies, but their blog is so funny! It makes me feel smart, even next to Hermione.
Comments:
It makes me feel REALLY smart.
Ronald Weasley
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Their blog would make anyone feel smart!
You feel dumb next to me? I'm sorry...I didn't mean to make you feel that way...
Hermione Granger
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No, I don't feel stupid next to you...just...less smart than you are.
Harry Potter
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But don't you dare act dumber!
Ronald Weasley
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Are you just saying that because you need my help with your homework?
Hermione Granger
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Yes.
Ronald Weasley
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Oh well. Better than nothing, I guess.
Hermione Granger
Diary of a Potions Master
Severus Snape
A new school year. Oh joy.
A new school year means one more year with the Weasley twins and their horrid "music." I honestly don't know how they can consider that stuff to be music, but they somehow manage to listen to it constantly.
Now more and more students are jumping on the "Muggle Music" bandwagon and are riding it with glee while listening to Relient K and Led Zepplin.
And I find myself needing a Permanent Silencing Charm which unfortunately does not exist. And even if it did, I'm sure Dumbledore wouldn't allow it.
Comments:
Get over it, Severus.
Minerva McGonagall
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Since you obviously ignored my suggestion that you listen to "Stairway to Heaven" and Minerva's that you try Within Temptation, I'm going to suggest a new band (well, actually not "new," but they're just now becoming popular at Hogwarts. Try the Goo Goo Dolls. They're quite talented, sort of mellow, and very enjoyable to listen to.
Filius Flitwick
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He's not going to, Filius...
Minerva McGonagall
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For once you are right, Minerva. I have no desire to listen to the Goo Goo Dolls.
Severus Snape
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See?
Minerva McGonagall
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Oh well. It was worth a try.
Filius Flitwick