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Percy stared at his newborn sister's sleeping face as she rested in his arms. He had faced so many dangers and while he had felt fear, this was something that terrified him to the core. This was a innocent and blank slate of a person, his sister. Would she hate him for being a killer? Be jealous that he got to be a hero while she was a regular human? Estelle Blofis the daughter of Paul Blofis and Sally Jackson and the younger half-sister of Percy Jackson yawned in her sleep causing her elder half brother to internally freak out wondering what he did wrong.

The twins had dispersed after they had finished helping his sister be born and deal with a complication that would have harmed her greatly in the future. Percy swore to make sure to give both siblings something worth the help they did for his sister. gently rocking her back and forth he began to hum a tone that bubbled from the depths of his soul, a tune of the sea that he heard in his sleep every night ever sense he stepped over the barrier at camp. Estelle seemed to enjoy the tune as she went deeper into his arms with a sigh of peacefulness.

So focused was Percy in his humming that he barely registered his step father walking up behind him. "Percy. Your mother would like to have her daughter back."

"Oh." Percy gently kicked himself as he gently gave his sister back to his tired mother. She gave her son a soft, tired smile as her daughter was placed back in her arms. Watching his mother and sister Percy was grateful for Paul's hand on his shoulder to keep him in reality. He felt as if the world was about to give out from under him as the last several weeks caught up to him and the realization that if he had failed the quest his sister would have died. Staring at his sister he came to a newfound sense of duty and knew why he was a hero. 'I promise you little sister, I will make sure that no one will hurt you. Not even the gods.'

...

Percy exited the hospital room so his family could share in the joy of a new life. Now more than ever he felt so helpless and weak in spirit and body as he slowly slid down the wall to knee on his feet. Doctors and Nurses ignored him with the occasional glance and soft smile as they went by. Percy fingered riptide in his pocket and wished to be fighting giants or titans again. He felt so lost and confused on what to do with the..the...baby in his mother's arms.

"You know being jealous of a baby isn't good for you."

Percy glanced up to see a woman standing in front of him. The hallway traffic was gone even though Percy knew that his area was extremely busy at this time of day. Looking her over Percy noted that the woman radiated power. She seemed as if he knew her from somewhere. "Who are you?"

The woman gave a tired sigh and leaned on the opposing wall. "I suppose you have the right to ask that question as your sister is in the next room and you want to make sure I'm not a treat to her."

Percy nodded slowly as he stood his sword ready for action as soon as he needed it to.

"Oh don't be like that grandson."

'Grandson? That would mean-' Percy's eyes widened as the woman smiled and took off her hood. Dark curly hair that swept her shoulders, eyes as green as meadows, and a smile that was brighter than the sun appeared as she looked at the demigod. Percy knelt down as the mother of the gods stood before him. "Lady Rhea, it's an honor."

"You do not need to knee before me grandson." Rhea gently said as she walked to the door and peered though the window at the activity within. "Your mother is lucky to have such a loyal brother to her daughter. I sense that she has a great destiny before her, one that will change the world."

"Please don't say another great prophecy, I hate those." Percy grained as he was tired to saving the world. Rhea shook her head with amusement.

"Nothing like that. I just wanted to see the bundle of joy before sending you on your way." Snapping her fingers Percy watched as a series of sparks floated towards the room and land on his mother. "There, a blessing for your mother for all the hard work she has done to protect you in your life."

Percy bowed. "I thank you in her stead my lady."

Rhea clasped her hands together. "And now for you. I have heard that you and the rest of my family are reading a book series, Son of the Beans was it?"

"Queens. Son of the Queens." Rhea nervously laughed as she rubbed the back of her head in an attempt to hid her embarrassment. Percy stared and wondered why she was so strange. It was an honest mistake not one to get embarrassed over. "Um, you alright?"

"I will be grandson. But you better be on your way."

"What do you-

Snap

-mean?" Percy looked around as he and the occupants of the room noticed each other. "Hi everybody?"

Annabeth was the first to recover at the sight of Percy appearing. Walking up to him she gave him a searing kiss on the lips. "Welcome back seaweed brain."

Percy grinned at her. "Hey yourself. So what I miss?"

"Nothing much." Frank grunted out as he and Leo thumb war-ed over the last of the french fires before Hazel stole them. Both yelled out hey before the large demigod went back to speaking with Percy while Leo and Hazel argued over the rights of the fries. "You'll have to read the last chapters yourself as I don't want to rehear it again."

Percy shrugged as he didn't really mind. Getting to his sit with Annabeth hanging on hie arm asking for details about his new sister, Hera began to read...

'Aaaaaah, what a day it is.' Thought Kyuubi as the fox lazed on the grass under an oak tree blowing bubbles. The early morning wind went though it's fur as it carried the scents of the city. Apollo's chariot slowly rose as if the god was still waking up from what ever the god did at night.

"We don't want to know." Apollo pouted with his arms crossed as he was ready to make a speech.

(Hic) (Hic) (Hic)

Renya deadpanned "Hiccups?"

"I'm doing my best to follow the book, it's not me."

Kyuubi looked up from blowing his bubbles to see Naruto walking towards him, looking worried. "(Hic) Kyuubi! (Hic) I have (Hic) have (Hic) I (Hic) I have the (Hic) the hic (Hic) the (Hic)"

"What is it? What do you have? A ten dollar bill? A new comic book? What?" Kyuubi asked Naruto.

"The (Hic Hic) I have (Hic) have the (Hic) the (Hic) the hic(Hic) the (Hic) the hic (Hic)..."

'I love doing this.' Kyuubi thought without shame and a large grin on it's face.

Hermes raised a glass with a "here here."

"So do you think we will be able to post another chapter soon Naruto? I think the natives are getting restless."

"So the story is breaking the fourth wall now?" Leo asked.

"Don't question the story. It's easier on the mind Leroy."

"Leo."

"Whatever Nicole."

(Hic) Naruto glared at his friend or at least tried to. "I (Hic) I don't (Hic) don't (Hic) Think (Hic) your fu(Hic) funny Kyuubi. (Hic) Help me!" (Hic)

"Fine then, I may be able to come up with an idea after I'm done helping you."

"Stop with the ta-(Hic) talking (Hic Hic) to thin (Hic) air Kyuubi!"

Ares rolled his eyes. "Can you stop having hiccups? If not, shut it brat."

"Fine. Here's what we'll try first. They say drinking a glass of water upside down is supposed to help." Naruto raised an eyebrow at Kyuubi as he hiccuped. "It could help."

"(Hic) What the (Hic) the heck (Hic). I'll try (Hic) it."

"So are you ready for school today?" Kyuubi asked as the duo walked towards home. "It's yours and Percy's last day there."

"...Oh no..." Annabeth whispered in fear. Only Thalia noticed the tremor in her voice and the paling of Annabeth's face.

"I (Hic) think (Hic) so Kyuubi." Naruto grumbled as he walked. "But I (Hic) I wish (Hic) that (Hic) that Percy (Hic) and lay off my (Hic) back."

"They are only worried for you kit. Luke nearly killed you and if it wasn't for Percy and Jupiter, plus my help you would of died. You were in the care of Chiron for a week in critical care. Your adoptive mother was in hysterics and Mr. D had to put her asleep to get her to stop choking the centaur when she found out."

"Why would I help him?" Mr D asked in confusion

Hephaestus rolled his eyes. "Two words, poker night."

"Oh."

Percy stared at the book in silent horror. 'He tried killing my brother?!'

"Oh (Hic) yeah." Naruto semi recalled that when he woke up. Chiron had a neck brace on and Sally Jackson was in the chair next to him asleep. Percy told him what happened as Chiron ran as soon as he saw Sally waking up.

Those who knew the trainer of heroes all winced as Chiron fleeing was a bad sign. Percy and Poseidon winced worse than the rest as they were once under the wrath of the woman before.

"Mom was (Hic) angry (Hic) and was (Hic) yelling (Hic) yelling a lot."

"I think mothers do that because they are scared."

"Mom was (Hic) scared? (Hic) Mom (Hic) doesn't get (Hic) scared. Sh(Hic) she's mom!"

Hera and the rest of the female gods who were mothers snorted. Moms were awesome yet they felt fear.

"... You did tell her that we were outside right?"

"I thought you did idiot."

"Baka I thought you told her."

"(Hic) She's go(Hic)ing to kill (Hic) me."

"Sucks to be you."

"Really is. No blue cookies..."

Annabeth hung her head. "Only you Percy."

"Hey! He loves cookies more than me!" Percy defended himself.

"May(Hic) maybe I'll (Hic) be lucky."

Kyuubi shrugged. "Perhaps, but don't blame me so you can get out of trouble."

Naruto slowly opened the apartment door as he tired to sneak in. Well, as best as one can with hiccups. Closing the door and locking it, Naruto sighed with relief. He frozen in place as he heard the groaning of the floor boards from the master bedroom. Tip toeing to the room, Naruto peeked in to see his mother entering the bathroom. 'Safe.' He thought. That was until he heard his mother though the bathroom door.

"Naruto, go wake up your brother will you please."

"(Hic)Y-yes (Hic) M-mom." Naruto said as he clenched his heart as he tried to clam down.

"You have the hiccups honey? Try to drink a glass of water and if that doesn't work I'll give you a spoon full of sugar. Don't do it yourself you hear me young man?"

Jason quarked an eyebrow. "She seems... nice."

"Your joking Jason." Leo mocked gasped. "I was never offered sugar for my hiccups by my mom."

"Yes (Hic) mom." With a sigh and a hic, Naruto walked to the kitchen and grab a cup after filling it he looked at Kyuubi. "How the heck (Hic) am (Hic) I supposed (Hic) to drink (Hic) this up(Hic)side down (Hic) kyu?"

"I think you are meant to lean over the drink from the other side."

"Oh." Kyuubi bit the side of his mouth to stop from laughing as Naruto was drenched from head to toe.

Hermes, Apollo and Leo snickered.

"(Hic) thanks Kyuubi (Hic) But I (Hic) have wa(Hic) water up (Hic) my nose."

"What do you want to tried next?"

"(Hic) Try to (Hic) to (Hic) scare me."

"OK, I think I can do that." Clearing it's throat, Kyuubi began to list of things. "The is a hole in the ozone that is bombarding the land with UV radiation terrorists are trying to find new ways to cause mass detestation. We are polluting the sources of water we use to drink and the air we breathe with gases that with ture the world into a suna. The government is spying on it's people and is stockpiling the information to plan for the subjugation of the nation's new generations by dumping down the current masses. The gods are preparing for a new world war with the titans and rouge gods. There are mass shootings every month or so..."

"I mean (Hic) Surprise me." Naruto grumbled with a sour look on his face.

"That wasn't scary?" Piper stated with a little green around the gills.

"I found them rather tame."

Artemis, looking ill, glared at the god of war. "As soon as this is over I'm going to make you my prey for a year Ares."

"Bring it on moony."

"Grrr."

"Down sister. It can wait." Apollo said to pacify her.

"Those don't scare you? Wow, here I thought that you would be affected by what is be talked about on the media."

"He's what, nine by now?" Nico asked.

"And becoming hot for a little boy."

"Mother!"

Ring Ring

Naruto and Kyuubi looked at the telephone. Before Naruto could answer, his mom walked in and answered. "Hello... Oh hello Chiron... I see.. ah huh..." Naruto saw her looking over her shoulder. "I understand... They will be upset you know... No I understand perfectly... Good-bye."

"What (hic) was that (Hic) about mom?" Naruto asked.

Sally Jackson sighed and pulled her son into a hug. "I'll tell you after Percy wakes up. Is that ok honey?" Sally said softly as she rubbed Naruto's back with her hands with love. "He needs to hear this too."

"(HIc) Ok..."

"So cute!" Hylla gushed before hiding her face from the stares she got from the rest of the demigods.

Sally laughed and stood up. "You still have the hiccups huh sunshine? Let's see if I can take care of that." Going though the kitchen to get what she needed to help Naruto and make breakfast, she noticed that Naruto had a worried expression on his face. "Honey is something wrong? Is that bully picking on you again?"

Ares rolled his eyes. Bullies helped weed out the weak and made children stronger.

"(Hic) Mom!" Naruto cried out as he watched her get the sugar out. "I said (Hic) that (Hic) I'll take (Hic) care (Hic) of it. (Hic)"

"I see." Naruto scowled as his mother nodded her head. "So that kid was picking on you and your worried that he will do something today. I thought I told you to tell a teacher or do what that anti bulling stuff."

"I (Hic) tried mom! (Hic) He (Hic) didn't...(Hic) won't stop. He and (Hic) his group (Hic) call me (Hic) a (Hic) a wuss and (Hic) make fun (Hic) of me 'cause I play with (Hic) the girls."

The females suddenly had the urge to hurt someone. So what if he played with girls.

"I see... but don't you like playing with the girls honey?" Sally tried to come up with the right words to tell her upset son. "I know that so of them enjoy your company very much."

Naruto's expression when to downcast. "That's not (Hic) the point." He spoke with clenched fingers.

"I think I found a honorary Amazon here."

Sally signed, Kyuubi did too... not that she noticed. "I know dear. Now open that mouth of yours so I can help you get rid of those hiccups." Naruto opened and let her place the spoonful of sugar in his mouth. "There. Now run that cute face upstairs and wake up Percy. It's the last day of school."

Cue the snickering.

Naruto nodded and raced off, Kyuubi right on his heels. "So how are you going to wake your brother up today?"

"I'll do it like (Hic) mom told me to first... (Hic) then my way."

"Eh?"

"Real intelligent Percy."

"So like an Elephant?"

Percy paled.

"Seems like a better plan then me jumping on him (Hic). Now hush."

"I really do like that boy." Percy glared at the god of war for the comment about his brother.

Percy lied in his bed slumbering. Ever few seconds his hands or eyelids would twitch. So deep in Hynos's and Morpheus's domains that he did not stir when the door opened. He also did not awake to the hands that shook his shoulders. Moaning, he turned over and covered his head with his pillow.

"Percy~"

"Zzzzz"

"He's really cute sleeping." Piper said to Annabeth who nodded in agreement.

"It did take some training to make him stop drooling."

Amphitrite snickered. "Poseidon does it all the time and many of his sired."

Hades and Zues laughed at their brother's misery.

"Come on Percy wake up." Naruto glared at his brother as Percy snored under his pillow. Growling, Naruto walked towards the closest that the brothers shared. As his walked, he noticed the air shimmering out side the window for a second before disappearing. Ignoring it, Naruto opened the closet doors and grasped what he was looking for. Walking towards the the end of the bed, Naruto took a deep breath in... and blew his horn.

BEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Percy as he flew out of his bed, ears ringing.

The group roared at Percy's face as he stared in horror mixed with shock with his counter parts adopted brother. Hermes, Apollo and Ares were the loudest.

His eyes darted around the room, looking for the elephant that woke him up. His eyes landed on the form of his brother on the ground laughing his head off. "Why you..."

Percy launched his pillow at Naruto's face and followed suit. The two boys started to tumble around the room, play fighting with each other as Naruto tried to fend his brother off from tickling him. After a minute of this, Naruto raced away laughing. Percy growled as he got up from the floor. Dropping his PJ's to the floor Percy heard an eep from outside his window.

Percy and Annabeth avoided looking at each other as Hera read. Piper and the goddess of love noticed but did not comment.

Looking towards it he could have sworn there was blood hanging in midair before it disappeared.

"So the little spitfire is a peeping tom. Who would have guessed she would have turned out this way?"

"THALIA!"

"Do you think she watches boys shower with her cap?"

"NO'"

"Chiron made sure there were gender seals ti the shower rooms after the event with the hunters and a son of Zues. She couldn't have made it in."

"Cassie and Percy?" Apollo asked.

"Restroom don't count."

'That dream must be making me see things.' Percy thought as he got dressed and left the room.

"You wish. Your future girlfriend already seenyour bits."

Athena glared at Ares but it was ruined by her blush.

'I hope Grover is alright.'

"Morning Percy~" Sally called out to her son as she carried a plate of food to the dining room table. Percy grunted as he glared at his brother. "I hope that you have a better attitude for school today Mr. grumpy pants. And Naruto don't blow your horn so early in the morning. Some people are trying to sleep."

"Yes mama." Percy narrowed his eyes at the innocent angel look Naruto was giving his mother. Reaching over he swatted the back of Naruto's head. "Ow... Percy!"

Hades, Zues and Poseidon ignored the looks their sisters sent them, challenging them.

"That's for waking me up like you did." Percy stated as he started to eat waffle.

Their mother walked in carrying a cup of coffee and her food. "Now boys today's the last day of school so let's get off to the right foot 'k?" Noticing that Percy wasn't eating as fast as he usually did she looked at him "Is something wrong dear?"

"I think Grover's in trouble." Percy began telling her and his brother about the dream he had before woken up. Sally pursed her lips as Percy spoke. She was still upset after what happened the last time her children were at the camp.

Frank looked at Percy. "Wasnt this the time when the faun was getting married to your brother-?"

"Never say his name." Percy grunted out. His half brother was a sore point for him.

Hylla and Renya looked at each other and nodded. They were ready for their counterparts meeting the boy who chanced their lives. They were secretly hoping that this time they hurt him... just a bit.

"Grover's a big satyr now Percy. Besides we would have heard from camp..." Sally trailed off as if trying to find the right words to say. "...Never mind"

"What is it?" Percy asked, seeing that her shoulders were tense.

"Nothing. Tell you what you two. How about after school we go to the Rockefeller Center... to that shop you like Percy. Tyson can join us in celebrating the passing of seventh grade."

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