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Mike and Mitch

"Wait, how come his name came first in the name?" Mitch asked.

"It's alphabetical Mitch." Mike answered.

"Oh... I want my name first!"

"Well my name should be, since I'm the best!" Mitch yelled.

Mike rolled his eyes. "Start the show Bubbles."

"Gladly!" Bubbles smiled. "In three... two... one..." Bubbles nodded.

"Hey I'm Mi-" Mike started.

Mitch pushed him away from the camera. "I'm Mitch, the hottest, awesomest guy you'll ever see!"

Butch laughed through his nose. "Hah... it's clear that I'm the hottest..." he muttered to himself. Mitch didn't here this.

"Ugh..." Mike got up from the floor, dusted himselfoff, and walked back next to Mitch. "I'm Mike by the way. Mitch, you can start since you're getting on my nerves."

"Sweet." Mitch smirked. "So, I'm not used that much. But when I AM used, it's usually a love triangle with me, Butch, and Buttercup. Or it's just me and Buttercup."

"Buttercup and I." Blossom corrected.

"Sit back in your corner nerd." Mitch said calmly. Blossom scowled. "So, yea. Here's the thing: Buttercup and I aren't a 'thing'."

"He might be my best friend, but come on!" Buttercup exclaimed loudly. "Best friends don't always get together!"

"Exactly!" Mitch agreed. "So stop it. Butch and I aren't gonna argue or fight, 'cause let's face it: he'd kill me right on the spot with no hesitation or regret."

"You got that right Mitchelson." Butch said loudly. Mitch rolled his eyes.

"Are you done?" Mike asked. Mitch nodded. "K then... Uh, hi. So... I don't really get any stories where I'm in it, do I?"

"Nope not really." Bunny answered. "But hey, at least Radio likes you!"

"Right... thanks Radio...?" Mike shrugged.

"Who the fuck names their child Radio?" Brick asked bluntly.

"My parents were a weird pair, alright!" a feminime voice cried from backstage.

"Ok then..." Mike said slowly. "So, yea, I'm not popular. I only show up in a few fics as like a background character, which is kind of cool I guess. I'm mpretty shy anyways like Robin-"

"See, THAT'S a couple!" Buttercup suddenly yelled. "Robin x Mike! Perfection!"

Robin sighed deeply. "Buttercup, I'm not going out with Mike."

"And I'm not going out with Robin." Mike agreed. "Ignore her, she's a brute."

"No that's me." Brute said slowly.

Mike sighed. "Forget it. But yea, thanks for at least mentioning me; you guys are pretty cool." Mike smiled.

"And that's it for those two." Bubbles giggled. "Let's see here, we should have... Berserk! Yes.. her."

"Cool." Berserk smirked.

"So until then, goodbye fellow watchers!" Bubbles waved as the camera went blank.

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