Authors note: thanks for all the reviews guys, love you all (= This story is becoming very popular……interesting, it must be because of my randomness and ability to create unthinkably crazy things….you guys think this is weird you should see when me and my friends play truth or dare…now that gets stupid. Like last time when I dared my friend to go up to random people on the street and ask them to take there pants off and she went up to this old guy and he ran over her foot with his electric wheel chair and cursed her out in different languages….good times LOL anyway back to the story……………………

When everyone was safely back in the woods and as far away from the crazy old people as possible Jake decided to speak. "Edward you know how I dared you to teach those old people how to email and I said you couldn't leave until they learned?" Jake asked.

"Yah, what are you getting at?" Edward asked confused…and very worried that he'd have to go back to the nursing home.

"Well since you didn't accomplish your dare I say you have to do one of two things, either go back to the nursing home or answer a truth question." Jacob said.

"There's no way I'm going back to that nursing home!!!!!!" Edward yelled hiding behind Bella.

"Hey don't try to hide behind me; don't you remember what happened last time?" Bella said thinking back to when Edward was hiding from Leah who was chasing him with a knife.

"Fine…" He said stepping away from Bella. "But there is no way I'm going back to that nursing home!!!!" Edward yelled as he started shaking like a crazy person who just escaped from a mental institution.

"Fine…then I guess you'll have to answer the question." Jacob said.

"Ok, what's the question?" Edward asked.

"Umm……ok I know the perfect question, now you say you love Bella, but you also say you love your Volvo, if your Volvo and Bella were both about to fall off a cliff which one would you save?" Jacob asked.

"Bella of course, she's worth much more to me then some car." Edward said. Bella was happy with his answer.

"Well in that case you won't mind what I'm about to say." Emmett started.

"Emmett what the hell happened?" Edward asked.

"Well……..there was a minor car crash on the way back home." Emmett said.

"How minor?" Edward asked threw his teeth, he was very afraid to hear what happened t his baby.

"Um….well……I'm just going to come out with it we accidently drove your car off the La Push cliff." Emmett said as he ran to hide behind Bella, very afraid of what Edward was about to do.

Edward looked calm for a second but only because he was frozen, he couldn't more, he couldn't speak, he just sat there in complete shock.

"HOW IS DRIVING MY CAR OFF THE LA PUSH CLIFF A MINOR ACCIDENT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Edward yelled finally arising from his state of shock. Now he was just more into a state of hysteria.

"Well….it's minor cause we only smashed it completely……..well I guess that doesn't sound very minor at all…..on the bright side no one died." Emmett smiled a very timid smile…..he was so dead. "Don't look at me, Alice was the one driving."

"Emmett you promised you wouldn't tell him that, and besides Seth was the one who said oh don't worry, were not lost turn left I know exactly where we are." Alice said.

"Just because I said I knew where we were that doesn't mean I told you to push the damn car off the freaking cliff!!!" Seth yelled.

"Stop yelling….this is only making the situation worse, lets just go down to the cliff so I can say one last good bye to Tanya." Edward sighed.

"Excuse me? Tanya?" Bella asked confused.

"I've had the car for a while; I brought it way before I even knew you existed." Edward said.

"What ever." Bella said upset, she leaned against Jake instead of him. Jake was happy with that, he gave Edward a 'that's what you get' face and said, "Hey Edward I guess were going to have to change your YouTube screen name, you're not a gay Volvo owning loser anymore." Jacob laughed.

"You know what…never mind I'm not even going to say it, lets just go down to La Push and pay our last respects." Edward said getting into his car……oh wait, he couldn't…….Who's car was that?

"Edward you are so not driving my baby off that cliff!!!" Alice yelled stopping him…..darn and he was so close.

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(Later at the Cliff)

Edward slowly got out of the back seat of Emmett's Hummer, (there was no way Alice was letting him ride with her) walked out to the edge of the cliff, looked down and collapsed near his car.

"Edward it's only a car." Bella said going over to comfort him. He was now vamp crying.

"Are you getting this on camera pixy?" Jacob asked.

"Um hum." Alice smiled this was really funny but at the same time she felt guilty, she knew if the situation was reversed she would be doing the same thing Edward was.

"I can't believe my poor little car is dead." Edward moaned.

"Maybe we should say some words." Emmett spoke, everyone turned, he was dressed like a pastor.

"Emmett what the hell are you doing?" Edward asked.

"What does it look like I'm doing, I'm going to speak." Emmett said going over to the car. Everyone was confused.

"We are gathered hear today to celebrate the great life and tragic death of Edward's beloved Tanya." Emmett spoke. "Would anyone like to speak on her behalf?" Emmett asked.

Edward stepped forward, "Though she didn't live long life, she was…was…..the best…car ever." Edward said as he started crying again.

"I wish you guys would have told me we were having a funeral, I could have gotten the outfits ready." Alice complained.

"Well we wouldn't have had to do this if you didn't crash my car!!!" Edward yelled.

"But-"

"No buts just answer the question." Edward stopped her. "Truth or dare?"

Authors note: Sorry this chapter was so short guys but I just wanted to get that in there (= poor Edward…..what will happen to Alice? What should happen to Alice?