Mario Kart: All-Star Circuit!
Chapter 2a: Dry Dry Highway!
Part 1b: Doubling Down On The Sand!

The police officers were actually ready to be gunning their way through a desert racetrack with some of the most odd landscapes of the desert, especially since that they were just getting started.

But the princesses and the plumbers were just sure that these guys weren't that serious about it, as they all had karting skills that was just ridiculously good compared to the rest of them.

As there was actually a lot of racetrack, things could be proven in one single, marathon race through a desert road with many different purposes with different diversions to the old racetrack that was used in the old days.

''Seriously, you want to go up against me?'' Peach asked, as her ego was actually getting the better of her.

''Yes...what's your problem?'' Sanders asked, being a little bit more humble than the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.

''I've raced a lot of people and I've won against a lot of them.'' Peach told the police officers that were hailing from Toronto.

''And?'' Sanders asked, not sure how that matters an point-to-point GP and MacArthur was ready to take this one from here.

''You're going to be second best!'' Daisy proclaimed, finally getting into the fight with someone that was just as serious about their competition and MacArthur was looking at her badly.

''Hey...don't talk about my partner like that!'' MacArthur shouted, ready to make this a shouting match between macho ladies with very different professions.

Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi were just noticing that there was a lot of their old enemies coming back to do some more karting...where they cared or not and one team was just making them be a little more angry than usual and of course, it was the usual bad father and son duo.

''Mario, what's good?'' Bowser asked, just really happy to meet the plumber.

''Your defeat!'' Mario yelled, getting really fiery from the start and these two were just looking at each other with basically the opposite feelings to each other.

''Yeah, yeah...you're still gonna bottom out in the heat.'' Bowser proclaimed, giving his best smug look and his son was also doing some disses.

''Besides, your cap is a weak piece!'' Bowser Jr. boasted, just being as smug as his awesome dad and these guys were just in their slightly improved kart and they drove off.

''They're just trying to make you mad...don't get mad!'' Luigi told his brother, worried that things were just going to get a little more heated and potentially blow up.

''Oh, come on, how can I not be mad?!'' Mario yelled, proving that Bowser was just playing on easy mode on ''how to get Mario angry''

These two brothers were also in contrasting moods, as Luigi was actually a little scared of his brother's rage and Mario just wanted to beat Bowser like he does all of the time.

Meanwhile, there was some new teams that had very bad attitudes to life for some strange reason and they were definitely villains, but they were completely different from each other, but one thing that they've both got is that they're really mad.

''You guys would be cute together!'' Sonic shouted at the four of them, especially he was just in the middle of the insult fire that wasn't even for him.

''Seriously, Sonic?'' Knuckles asked, pretty sure that the blue blur was wasting time.

One team was actually a team of a Italian problems that was pretty much, the Coachman, someone that is very shady and Stromboli, the cruel-est puppeteer to exist...and the other team was Wario and Waluigi, who were back for more.

Sonic and Knuckles actually were on the sidelines of the insult race...which was happening to prove that one team was better at insults.

''Oh yeah?! Wario's gonna stink up your life!'' Wario yelled, throwing some garlic at the very mad Stromboli.

''Hah, I'll stink up your life twice as hard!'' Stromboli yelled back, showing that this balding Italian man had a lot of fire in him.

''Wario's gonna...gonna make you slim!'' Wario shouted, struggling to throw some more insults back at the two very fat Italian men and Waluigi knew it was his turn to make them deal with it.

''I'm going to make you two dead meat!'' Coachman shouted less loudly, but it was still just as fiery, as the stares were getting intense and the insult pool was drying up.

''...What's your problem, Wario?!'' Stromboli yelled, willing to make more of Wario's problems and Sonic and Knuckles were just left astounded by this war of insults.

These two heroes were just ready to do some racing with each other, as they both were on a mission to protect the Master Emerald...somehow, but they were going to drift right up to it!

To be continued when the race is actually going to get started...in some bone dry dunes!
Or possibly in part 1c...but who knows!