AN: Hey guys I'm baaack! Sorry a lot was going on during my semi-hiatus time. But anyway I manage to pull this out so I hope you enjoy it. Thank again for being so patient.
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Lucinda-chan: I don't know if you reviewed before or not but my head is telling me you haven't but yea it's good to see a new face around. I had a fun time writing Computer so I'm glad you liked it.
animebooklover14: Wow another new face that's cool. I'm glad you found this cute it's nice to know that you like it. Anyway, thanks so much for reviewing. It's what keeps me going you know? And Lulu is waiting for you down there…somewhere. ^-^'
animelvr123: Thanks so much for the review. It's nice to know that I made someone laugh that day you read it.
RiseofaRebellion: Aww thank you for that. I love writing for you guys. It's so fun. Well now let's see…I believe I owe you Loser, Lost, and Lucious. Yup I hope you enjoy them.
-angels cry018-: I'm glad you liked killer. It was sortof like a replacement for Jack the ripper since you wanted one like that some time ago when. So yea thanks. I hope you like, Lemons Make Lemonade, LxLight, Left, Lust, Love, List, Loser, and Lovebug
Edited 1/2/13
L is for
Love
"Daddy what's love like?" Lelouch looked down on his six-year old son. Curiosity shone through his bright amethyst eyes. Lelouch smiled and brought him up to his lap.
"Why so curious Hiro?" He asked.
Hiro shrugged. "I was just wondering: is my 'I love you' like Mommy's 'I love you?'"
Lelouch chuckled. "No not really Mommy's 'I love you' is something different than yours."
Hiro nodded trying to comprehend that. "So then what's you and Mommy's love like?"
Lelouch tried to find the most G-rated explanation he can get. "Well you get flutters in your stomach and you feel a little dizzy when you're so close. Then you have the feeling that you will do anything for that person along with an urge to strangle and hug the person every chance you get." Lelouch looked down at his son who comprehended this information.
"That's love?" Hiro said with wide eyes.
Lelouch nodded.
"I thought I that was just cooties!"
Lovebug
"Doctor I think I'm sick." Suzaku moaned as he sat on the bed.
"I think you are too—breath in—or else you wouldn't be here." his midget (no Suzaku she's one inch above the midget line) doctor said as she listened to Suzaku's heart beat. She mumbled a few things and wrote them down on her clipboard.
"Doctor I'm serious!" Suzaku crossed his arms and pouted. However, his dear doctor only smirked and nodded as she took out the antiseptics.
"Well then hon tell me your symptoms."
Suzaku scratched his head before answering. "Well I feel this hot feeling inside my chest for a minute whenever I see him and then I feel like he's taking all my breath away. Then I have the urge to strangle him, but at the same time I feel like I want to hug him too." His black haired, dark brown eyed doctor listened patiently as she rubbed Suzaku's arm with antiseptics.
"Any theories?" she smiled.
Suzaku nodded vigorously. "Yeah I think I'm allergic to his pheromones."
Oh how she wanted to laugh…and she did. "Hahahaha! Really Suzaku you're too much sometimes." She said as she took the needle from the countertop. Suzaku quirked his head and his doctor.
"Well what should I—OUCH—do Doctor Sim? Am I really sick or something?" he asked as he rubbed his arm from the post-needle pain. She shook her head and wrote something on a piece of paper.
"Well I'll prescribe you with some condoms and lube." and she handed him the paper with a smile.
"You just have a case of the lovebug a nice fuck in bed would probably solve that."
Left
Two panting bodies intertwined themselves on the bed, screaming each other's name as they mercilessly pounded each other.
It's been two weeks since then, but Suzaku could still feel the cold feeling of betrayal. Tamaki was so kind so loving it was just…
"Suzaku come on, you're gunna catch a cold if you stand there staring into space."
Suzaku turned to see his friend Lelouch waiting for him. Suzaku put on a smile and headed over to him.
"Stop smiling." Lelouch said.
Suzaku was taken aback by it. "W-what?"
"I said stop smiling. You look like an idiot."
Suzaku put his head down. Lelouch had been kind enough to let him crash at his place. It was probably thanks to him that he didn't go emo on himself and jump off a bridge.
"I'm sorry." He whispered.
Lelouch rolled his eyes and smacked his head. "He left you get over it. You deserve more than that piece of shit. Let the guy fuck the stupid blond slut…what's her name Monica or something."
Suzaku sighed and smiled softly at him. "Not surprisingly you're not making me feel any better Lu." The boy scoffed and rolled his eyes. Suzaku laughed and smiled warmly at him. He hugged his friend and nuzzled into his strong shoulders.
"Thanks Lu." He said as he buried his nose into him. He felt warm tingles run down his spine as Lelouch caressed his head, letting his fingers skim through it.
"Yeah whatever." Lelouch smirked and kissed the brunette's forehead. Suzaku sighed with content. There was still that pain of betrayal, but it was better now. It was slowly going away. Suzaku smiled. It was okay that Tamaki left him for Monica. He'd just leave that bastard for someone better. He looked up at Lelouch with his emerald eyes and smiled at him.
LxLight
Lelouch quirked an eyebrow at the anime show Suzaku was watching. Two guys handcuffed together huh? That's not gay at all.
"Suzaku what are you watching?"
"Deathnote."
Lelouch nodded and sat down next to him.
Suddenly, Suzaku sighed dreamily.
"What?" Lelouch asked.
"I think L and Light make a cute couple."
Lelouch looked at it again and shrugged. He wrapped his arms around Suzaku and looked a little downcast. "How come we didn't get handcuffed in our show?"
Laugh
"Lulu look at me!" Suzaku made a funny face, but Lelouch just stared with contempt. Why in all the world did he have to be stuck with an idiot like him?
"You look like a retard." He replied. Suzaku pouted. He tried to make the prince laugh, but the stoic ten year old just wouldn't laugh.
"You're mean."
"At least I'm not immature."
"I think you're just a jerk."
"And I think that you are an irrelevant imbecile."
Suzaku blinked and wracked his head for a smart-sounding retort. "Well you're a…a…a DODO! Without a head!"
Lelouch stared at the Japanese boy before he covered his mouth and snickered. "Really Suzaku is that the—UMPH!" The next thing he knew, Lelouch was being hugged by the green-eyed boy.
Suzaku smiled and exclaimed, "You laughed!"
"No, I snickered."
"Same difference, you laughed!"
Lelouch blushed at Suzaku's beaming face. It was pretty cute.
"At your stupidity."The prince said truing away.
Suzaku laughed. "It's okay."
Lelouch looked quizzically at him. "You don't mind me laughing at your stupidity?"
Suzaku nodded. "As long as I keep Lulu laughing then it's okay."
Lelouch blushed and turned away. "You don't have to idiot." But he secretly felt warm inside as he wrapped his arms around Suzaku.
"But I want to." Suzaku smiled.
Lelouch sighed and nuzzled into the crook of Suzaku's shoulder. "Then I'll make sure that you'll keep laughing too." Even if I have to go against the Brittanian Empire to keep you happy.
Lost
"Lulu we're lost aren't we?" Suzaku sighed at the wandering boy.
"No I just merely strayed from the original path." Was the indignant reply.
Suzaku rolled his eyes. Yes, they were lost in the woods, and it was getting dark. Suzaku spotted a small hallow formed by the rotten tree trunk and roots. It should fit both of them in if they squeezed tight.
"Lulu why don't we stop there and rest?"
"Suzaku there is no need to rest." Just as he said this, the sky decided to piss all over him, and Zeus started throwing lightning bolts at some blasphemous person (please let it be Rivalz).
"Unless God decided to piss on me." He muttered and they went into the small hallow while they cursed Milly for taking them on this trip.
Suzaku shivered a bit and rubbed his arms trying to get some heat. Then he snuggled closer to Lelouch and smiled softly as he buried his cold nose in the prince's shoulder. Lelouch smirked and wrapped his arm around the boy.
"It feels nice." Suzaku said. Lelouch grunted in agreement and kissed the brunette's forehead.
Suzaku chuckled softly. "Milly would have a field day if she saw this." He mused.
"If she saw it…if." Lelouch stated. Good thing she wasn't going to see the other things either.
Loser
Two hot bodies melted into each other as they grinded into each other. Lelouch pounded mercilessly on the screaming Japanese. Relishing the moans and pleads that came out of the usually composed soldiers mouth. He smirked bitterly; these became regular occurrences to him. They would stare each other down and then, one will start a heated make-out session that ends up in the bedroom where they fuck the brains out of each other. Then go on with their lives like none of this happened.
He knew it was stupid and utterly scandalous to sleep with the enemy, but they did so none the less. Was it the hormones, the tension, a certain spark of a feeling? He didn't know. This didn't have any logical reasons behind it, just a bunch of conflicting feelings. It wouldn't help either of them in the end. Lelouch thought that it could be a win situation for him, but as the brunette below him screamed his name in ecstasy he felt a spark of something in his chest and he knew…
They were no winners, just losers and a jumble of feelings.
Lust
Two bodies intermingled as they grinded and pounded each other on the bed. Suzaku threw his head back and screamed as he felt the prince pound him relentlessly. Suzaku looked up at the boy on top of him with half-lidded emerald eyes. They always ended up like this when they confronted each other late at night. One of them would start a heated make-out session (it was him this time) and then they would end up in his room and start fucking each other's brains out.
This was so wrong. Suzaku thought, but they soon vanished when Lelouch pounded him in that spot. He cried out the prince's name and grabbed a fistful of his hair. He growled as he felt certain guilt in his chest. He shouldn't be sleeping with the (potential) enemy. It was crazy; it was scandalous, ludicrous even. So why the hell didn't he stop? It wasn't helping either of them, not in any way possible.
Part of him thought it was just the lust and the need to feel some body contact. Yea that was all. But as Lelouch pounded him to ecstasy Suzaku couldn't help but hope that it wasn't just the lust that drove Lelouch to do this with him.
Luscious
"Lelouch your hair is very luscious." Suzaku said as he stroked the prince's hair. On the brunette's lap, Lelouch opened one eye to look up at his smiling boyfriend.
He smirked. "I didn't know you could use big words like that."
Suzaku huffed and smacked Lelouch's stomach as he laughed.
Lists
Suzaku looked at the little shopping list he made and then handed it to Lelouch.
"Are we missing anything?" he asked.
Lelouch quirked an eyebrow. "Why don't you ask the kids?"
"'Cuz they'll erase everything and put chocolate and Lay's on it instead."
"Hmmm good point. Let's see now…." Lelouch scanned through the small list. "Corn, broccoli, cucumbers, shitake mushrooms, orange juice, carrots, strawberries, blueberries…hmm only one thing missing."
"What?"
"Lube, we ran out last night remember?"
Lulu
Suzaku looked toward the prince sitting in the desk with his eyes wide in shock. Yeah, surprise surprise. He greeted everyone and casually walked down like he was facing his death sentence. As he stopped in front of Lelouch he couldn't help but feel his chest tighten just a bit. He bit his cheek and smiled brightly. Lelouch could have probably seen through it though.
"Lelouch it's been a while." Lelouch. Why did he say that? He hardly ever said his full name unless he was mad at him. Well he should be mad right?
Lelouch smiled back. "Yeah it's been a while huh? I can't believe you're here."
Suzaku smiled in return, but his insides just kept burning and churning. For some reason he just couldn't bring himself to say Lulu, if Lelouch did get his memories back he'd see through him immediately, but just saying that name seemed wrong.
Because 'Lulu' was used during those good-old-days where they were just so carefree and everything was alright. It stood for everything that was good and truthful in their life, but now it was just a memory, and Suzaku couldn't bring himself to taint those memories.
Lucky
"Suzu-chan there's no one here." Lelouch whispered. Today, he was definitely gunna get lucky. Suzaku blushed and looked away from his perverted boyfriend.
"B-but Lulu what if someone comes in?" Lelouch wrapped his arms around him and slowly rubbed Suzaku's abdomen.
"Don't worry everyone is gone and I really want your milk right now." Suzaku blushed as Lelouch unbuttoned the collar and sucked on his neck.
"Ahh…b-but Lu…AHH...I'm still sore." Suzaku moaned.
"But Suzu I need to feel your tight ass now." As if to further the point he groped the poor boy's ass. Suzaku sighed and wrapped his arms around Lelouch.
"I guess I can't say no to you huh?" he smiled. Lelouch smirked and lowered him to the table. He quickly stripped off the jacket and threw it off somewhere. Lelouch smirked. He could see the red and blue lovebites under the nearly transparent white shirt. He caressed Suzaku's hardened nubs as Suzaku pulled him down for a kiss. Lelouch smirked and slowly unbuttoned the shirt while feeling his uke's hot body.
"Ahhh!" Suzaku moaned as Lelouch brushed against his hard-on.
"God Suzu your already this hard?" Lelouch smirked. Suzaku smiled under him an d gently rubbed against Lelouch's own problem.
"Says the person with a tent in his pants." Suzaku smirked. Lelouch did a mini cheer in his head. Yes he was almost there he just needed to take the pants off and—
"Uhh am I interrupting something." Lelouch never wanted to kill someone this badly before. He was gunna get lucky damnit! Lelouch was about to glare at the person and tell them to piss off, but Suzaku pushed him off and hurriedly took put on his jacket and rushed to the door.
"I-I'll see you tomorrow Lelouch, Rivalz." And he bolted out blushing. Rivalz looked a steaming Lelouch.
"Umm could I get you something Lelouch?" Rivalz asked meekly.
The prince glared at him. "A gun to shoot you with."
Life
"Hmm well I eloped in a hotel and then I had to get married to her." A baritone voice said.
"Well aren't you a player." A lighter voice laughed. Nunally gasped at the bold confession of her brother. He eloped?! With who? Maybe it was that mysterious girl that Nunally met a few weeks earlier. She banged on the door and Lelouch hastily opened it.
"Nunally is something wrong?" Lelouch asked.
No, but something is definitely wrong with her brother. "Brother I'm ashamed of you!" she exclaimed. Now that caught Lelouch and Suzaku off guard. With haste, Suzaku went up to Lelouch and his steaming sister.
"Eloping with someone and getting married?!"
"Nunally it's not what you think!" Suzaku said, trying to calm her down.
"Then pray tell me what is going on?" she demanded.
Lelouch decided to clear up the misunderstanding. "We were just playing Life."
Nunally paused for a minute and took it in. Oh…that made sense.
Suzaku chuckled and patted her head. "Don't worry, Nunally-chan. If Lulu did that I would have beaten his ass."
Nunally sighed contently. Of course Suzaku would make sure her brother didn't do anything brash.
"You're such a good friend Suzaku." She smiled.
The boys looked at one another and smiled. Lelouch slung an arm around Suzaku and smirked. "Yup a reaalll good friend."
Lingerie
"What are you doing?" Tohdoh asked a very giddy Kaguya. The Japanese girl only smiled and held up a very…seductive looking piece of lingerie. Tohdoh blushed and cleared his throat. It was also during this time that Zero decided to come in.
"Oh Zero you came!" Kaguya squealed with joy.
She held up the lingerie to him and asked, "What do you think?"
Zero turned to Tohdoh, but the solider looked away.
You're on your own buddy. He seemed to say. Lelouch could only groan.
"Umm what's it for?" he asked.
"A present." Brilliant, the receiver would be so thrilled.
"For my dear cousin Suzu!" Now that changed everything.
Tohdoh looked at her with a flabbergasted expression. "Kaguya!" He scolded. "I don't think—"
"I think that'll do very well with our dear knight." Zero said, ahh he could see his dear Suzu now. This was almost as good as last year's present.
Tohdoh stared at him with a mortified expression. "But Zero!"
"Don't worry Tohdoh if dear Kaguya wants to give Suzaku a nice pair of lingerie then let her do so. It could be worse."
Tohdoh thought about it and his mind re-winded to last year's birthday -present. Yea it could have been worse…like that edible lube and cock stopper she sent him last year. "Okay I suppose." He conceded.
Kaguya leaped with joy.
"Yes my tough guy cousin is going to wear lingerie! Finally he might get laid!"
Lelouch smirked inside the mask. Oh if she only knew.
Lemons Make Lemonade
"So how long are you going to lock those two up?" Kallen asked yaoi obsessed Japanese girl. Kaguya smiled.
"Until I hear Suzaku moan out Zero's name."
"You mean his real name?"
"Of course."
Kallen blushed red as she heard Suzaku moan out in pleasure.
"God there…again…uhnn."
"Aren't you feeling feisty today?"
Today?! Kallen nearly fainted, but she managed to ask.
"B-But how do you know Suzaku knows Zero's name?"
Kaguya shook her head with dismay at Kallen's silly question. "Kallen you can practically see the sex tension between them." She sighed forlornly. "Too bad I didn't install a camera."
Another moan echoed out. "Ahhh…faster!"
Kallen looked away from the locked door with mortification written all over her face. "Why do you do this to your poor cousin?" she asked.
"Because my dear Kallen, when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. So here I am making my lemonade." Kaguya explained.
Kallen sighed. This girl read one fanfiction too many.
"Besides my dear cousin needs to get laid and I'd hate having him die as a virgin."
Kallen chuckled. "I suppose so." They sat in silence as they heard the moans and Suzaku's screams as Zero pounded him senseless.
"So when are you going to let Tohdoh out?" Kallen asked.
Kaguya smiled at her. "Once I give Zero a good head start."
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AN: And that's a wrap folks! Thank you for reading suggestions for M are welcome. So if you please review that would be great!
Without Wax,
Mikanchan94