Felt really nervous uploading this chapter for some reason.
Warning: Softcore Smut of the Slash variety. don't like? don't read my stories, like any of them, ever!
Chapter 13:
Blame it on the alcohol.
3 DAYS LATER
Blaine:
HaHa
Tonight's gonna be a wild thing.
I swear down it's gonna be a mad one
If you feel like you deserve a night off, come with Kurt's
Cause it's gonna be a mad one
Believe, we're gonna have some mad fun
Santana:
I swear I think I owe this night to my self, me and my friends
What more can I ask for? so grab a drink and follow me
Watch me shine, I'm a star.
Step in the room like they know who we are, drink a few,
That's my cue to take over this place.
Spotlights on my face
All the boys want to taste, so they can take a look but don't touch (don't touch)
Ladies watch but don't hate, don't hate.
I come to get smashed:
I don't wanna go to sleep, I just wanna stay awake.
Puck:
See me, I keep, staring at my drink,
Like I wanna down more but that will send me to sleep, what I need is someone to come and be a freak, that will play with all parts of my body.
So much cash, you wanna lick me like a lolly, as long as you don't want anything else from me (straight)
I swear I owe this night to myself, so for one night only, I'm gonna forget about my health.
Kurt:
I'm feeling good baby, I like how I should baby.
Young and fresh, smells like success, raise your glass for a toast coz you see,
We are two stars down so I'm feeling over the moon.
And I know where I come from, therefore I'm grateful, bring another round to the table.
Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on th alcohol
Blame it on th alcohol
"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
"It taste like Pink!" Rachel exclaimed loudly as she downed a wine cooler. "It taste like pink! PINK!"
Ay she say she usually don't
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don't wanna seem like she's easy
"I just don't understand why you think I'm fat and ugly" Quinn screamed into Blaine's face, causing the boy to nearly chock on his Vodka and Redbull.
"What?" he asked as he burst out laughing.
"You don't want to date me"
"One, I'm gay and Two, aren't you dating Finn Hudson?" he chuckled to the angry girl.
I ain't saying what you won't do
But you know we probably gonna do
What you been feeling deep inside
Don't lie now
"You not drinking?" Brody shouted over the music into Finn's ear.
"Designated Driver for Ryder, Sam and Puck" Finn answered just as loudly. "What about you?"
"Same for Rachel and Blaine"
Boy, what you drinking?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can
See what we can be if we press fast forward
Just one more round and you're down I know it
"This is so much fun" Brittany squealed as she looked around the basement at the crew enjoying themselves. "Don't drink too much, not yet" she reminded her girlfriend.
"Don't worry, I'm on wine coolers until after the game" Santana replied with a smirk and clicked her bottle against the blonde's. "Hey Blainers" she called out as Blaine skipped by her. "Sorry to hear about your home life" she said sincerely.
"Fuck that" Blaine laughed and patted Santana, heavy handed, on her shoulder. "Independents is great!" he yelled and threw his arms out, almost knocking over Unique in the process. "Best Party Ever!"
Fill another cup up
Feeling on yo butt what ? You don't even care now
I was unaware how fine you were before my buzz set in, before my buzz set in….
"Where's Karofsky?" Puck asked Kurt from where they sat on the couch, Kurt semi laying and draping his feet over the fire boy's lap while sipping Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke.
"At home, I assume" Kurt answered with an undignified snort and took enough sip of his drink. "Bet you're well happy he came back to take me off your hands" he laughed.
"My hands were comfortable enough with you in them, Dude" Puck answered with a dopey smile as he downed another shot of whiskey.
"Speak for yourself" Kurt chuckled and spilt some drink in the process. "But it's different now, you're finally free from me and soon, I'll be free from you" he said as he gave a Blaine worthy dazzling smile.
"Don't have to sound too pleased by it" Puck laughed and patted Kurt on the leg and left his hand there.
"I'm not, I'm dying inside, but whatever" Kurt answered truthfully as he continued looking around at his new friends, trying to ignore the electric feeling running up his leg.
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue top
Got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on th alcohol
Blame it on th alcohol
"Feeling lucky tonight?" Ryder asked Sam as they went to refill their red solo cups with more beer.
"Lucky? You mean like is there anyone here that I want to fuck?" Sam asked as he popped the lid from a bottle and transferred the alcohol into his cup.
"Yeah, I mean, have you got your eye on any particular girl tonight?"
"Nope" Sam answered easily as he watched Blaine dancing wilding with Unique. "No girl could possibly get my attention tonight"
Oh see
She spilled some drank on me
And now I'm knowing she's tipsy
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I'm gonna do
Baby I would rather show you
What you been missing in your life when I get inside.
"Kurt, Noah" Rachel beamed as she approached the couch. "Noah, I was wondering if I could ask Kurt to dance with me" she said with a faint slur to her words.
"Don't you have a boyfriend?" Puck answered flatly.
"Yes, he is right over there" she said and pointed to Brody who was being cornered by Santana, Brittany and Quinn.
"That's your boyfriend?" Kurt exclaimed when his eyes fell on Weston. "Rachel, he is one of the sexiest looking men I've seen in real life"
"I know, isn't he just" Rachel beamed brilliantly. "And his bisexual" she added, causing Kurt to squeal and clap his hands together and for Puck to groan while rolling his eyes. "Let's go save him from those girls and make him give us a lap dance" she ordered sternly.
"Lead the way" Kurt giggled and jumped from the sofa to join the girl in her mission.
Boy what you drinking ?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can
See what we can be if we press fast forward
Just one more round and you're down I know it
"Unique, how have you been, girl?" Ryder asked happily as he throw his arm around her shoulder. "I haven't seen you around in ages"
"Because we're not friends and all connections broke when my brother moved to college?" Unique answered unsurely as she finished off another wine cooler.
"Don't say that. We are friends, right?"
"Oh my god, hold up!" she snapped half hearted and twirled from his grip. "Before today, you haven't noticed me this year. I'm all good for talking to you, but don't go dribbling your BS to me"
"I have noticed you actually"
Fill another cup up
Feelin on yo butt what, You don't even care now
I was unaware how Fine
You were before my buzz set in, before my buzz set in...
"Ready when you are" Brittany whispered.
"YO! Homeboys, Home girls and Homo's, turn the music off" Santana shouted at the top of her lungs to get everyone's attention.
Blame it on th alcohol
"Ok, this how its gone be, if I may" she continued once pretty much everyone's undivided attention was on her. "Because we are a bunch of sexy arse bitches and we are all 18, I propose we play spin the bottle and everyone participates" she order and was glad to see that mostly everyone was willing, given the exception of a dubious looking Kurt. "If you don't play, then I will punch you in the face, fart in your morning coffee forever more and kick you out of this party. That includes you Kurt"
"But this is my house" he replied from where he was sitting between Rachel and Sam.
"But this is my party" she replied in a tone that oozed superiority. "Now here is the bottle in question" she said and held up a random empty wine bottle. "my dear dead friend Luna has put a spell on it that ensures that everything that goes on in this room will remain in these four walls" she lied smoothly. She hadn't heard from Luna at all, not even at the séance, considering she was the one possessed, in which she never received a thank you, she might add. "the spell also means that if you agree to play, you must stick with it until the end or else your first born son's will die" she threatened. "and to make it more fair, we will keep it PG-13 and keep with kisses, to ward off any unwanted pregnancies, Quinn Fabrey"
"But I'm a virgin and the captain of the celibacy club" Quinn reminded her and everyone else proudly.
"Only takes one time girl, one time, and you have had one wine cooler too many. But it's all good, we are sticking with lip action so you're future bastard son will be fine and safe" the lies fell so easily from her lips that even she was beginning to worry about how disturbed she may be. "Everyone in?"
"I doubt Luna wasted her time on charming a bottle" Kurt said loudly as everyone got on their feet and shuffled around to form a circle, he, Rachel and Sam (who was actually a great guy, straight or not) choosing to sit next to each other.
"Why not? She's dead, she's got all the time in the world." Santana shrugged. "Kurt Hummel, are you accusing me of lying to you, in your own house, to your face?" she asked in a very good imitation of hurt. When Kurt gave her a raised eye browed look that read 'Yes, you would', she shrugged. "Find out the hard way, then"
Whether he believed her complete Bullshit or not, he rolled his eyes and shuffled to gain more comfort, so she took that as a good sign and had to bit the inside of her cheek to refrain from laughing when she and her girlfriend shared a knowing look. For the next hour or so, these 10 unsuspecting teens were her play things and her inner physic Mexican third eye was already scanning everyone and picking up on who the pair off as fun and who to pair up as serious contenders in the relationship department.
"Ok, bitches, you all gotta play it until the end since you've agreed, so you have to kiss whoever it lands on. No pecks or kisses on the cheek or whining or else I will ends you. During this game, sexuality and relationship status go out the window." she declared confidently. "We'll start in alphabetical order, so Blainers, you start and we will continue in a clockwise fashion. Let the game begin"
Santana sat back and linked her pinkie finger with Brittany as Blaine leaned forward and spun the bottle. Looking around the circle, her eyes instantly found Sam, but she quickly decided against it for now, she didn't want to be too obvious. Moving her gaze along, she nearly burst into laughter at Quinn's hopeful face and decided to take mercy on her friend. Focusing on the bottle that spun before her, she subtly exhaled a tiny breath and mentally smirked when the slowly object picked up speed once more and landed directly on the blonde cheerleader.
Quinn hummed in delight and didn't even pretend to look hesitant as she leant over the bottle to meet an amused looking Blaine half way and quickly captured her lips with his, earning cheers from everyone around the circle, even though Sam's and Finn's seemed rather forced.
Santana laughed earnestly once they pulled apart with Blaine looking still as amused before while Quinn looked as though she was teetering on the edge of orgasm. Finn tore his suspicious gaze from his girlfriend and span the bottle hard and everyone sat back and watched it pick out its target. Although Quinn was her girl, she was also a prudish bitch who refused to satisfy her man's needs, so she decided that her first duty of cupid should come into play. Looking around, she only saw two other women available. Up tight and irritating Rachel Berry who looked like she needed a good fuck or Unique, Hermaphroditee, goddess of Mangina's, who she had other plans for. So with a small blow, the bottle landed smoothly on Rachel, who surprisingly, took one look at Finn and her pupils dilated with pure lust and her look was mirrored by her new kissing buddy.
Leaning forward to meet in the middle, they both rubbed noses slightly before letting their lips meet in a deep passionate kiss, creating cat calls from everyone else, including Brody and Quinn who seemed oblivious to the crackling chemistry sparking around them. Even Mr. Oblivious To What's In Front Of My Face Puck seemed to notice it, judging from how wide his eyes went.
The kiss lasted way longer than necessary, which Santana was pleased with and judging by the wink her girlfriend gave her, the feelings were shared. As Rachel and Finn returned to the circle with kiss bruised lips and dreamy eyes, Brody went next and span the object. Santana already knew full well what she was going to do with him, she had seen it early as he gave Kurt a lap dance, the way Puck watched on from the couch unimpressed. To stir up the simmering jealousy within her best boy, the bottle found itself pointing directly at Kurt.
Kurt gulped and quickly looked at Rachel, who seemed rather busy staring longingly into Finn's innocent chestnut brown eyes. Deciding not to waste an opportunity with the stud, Kurt drove forward a little too eager into the middle of the circle, causing many of those around him to laugh, including a smirking Brody. Kurt looked at him for a few seconds before they kissed and realised that the man before him was seriously smoking hot, had the sexy smirk and the whole bisexual thing going on and that combination starting earning a reaction from his cock. Until their lips met. The kiss lacked enthusiasm, excitement and energy, and before he know it, he was pulling away with a deflated dick.
Santana laughed at how Puck had decided to become interested in his shoelaces during the kiss and then took her spin and 'oh wow, how coincidental', it landed on Brittany, who gave the straight boys a whole 2 minutes show. As she pulled back from the perfect kiss from the perfect person (exchanging 'I love you's' along the way) she looked around to see Ryder, Finn, Puck, Brody and Sam practically drooling, with Kurt, Blaine, Unique, Rachel and Quinn providing the dreamy heart eyes at them.
Ryder span next and this is when Santana brought Hermaphroditee into play. She had heard from Kurt, or eavesdropped on a phone conversation or whatever, that Unique's mangina leaked for the boy and because she was a fan of pan sexuality, she felt obligated as the new lesbian poster child of the LGBT community to push them together.
If Unique were lighter skinned, her blush would have been totally obvious within the group as she remained where she sat, obviously pretending that kissing Ryder was a problem. Thankfully Kurt was on hand to literally shove his girl into the middle to meet a disinterested Ryder and as their lips hesitantly met, the pale boy literally squeaked and slapped his hands together like a seal on ecstasy. Thankfully for Santana, and probably Unique but who cared about her really, Ryder's disinterested face emerged looking rather different. He was practically panting with lust filled eyes when they broke apart and kept those horny brown eyes on the transgender's lips.
Puck span next when both parties returned to their places within the circle and the bottle span fast. Santana saw Kurt practically shield himself from view via Sam's body and Santana decided to let him go, for now. Most of the other girls looked hopeful and Santana couldn't blame them, Puck was a hot piece of ass, but obviously her best friend would win this one, especially because she didn't want to fuck up to progress made with Finchel and Rydique. Plus she refused to let fire boy have his first gay kiss from anyone but Kurt. So with a little encouragement, the bottle landed smoothly on Quinn.
Puck looked instantly at Finn, who merely shrugged, before leaning in and capturing Quinn's lips with his own. He had kissed Quinn once before during sophomore year, where his dick got hard and the urge the snatch her virginity was great, but now, it just seemed weirdly platonic and a bit wrong. He put it down to the fact that she was now his best friend's girl and he had turned over a new leaf in the past year as he broke away with a forced smile and returned to his place.
Sam span next and Santana knew the opportunity had come knock, knock, knocking at her door, so without even thinking twice, she manipulated the bottle to land nicely on Blaine.
Blaine stared at the bottle pointing at him for a few seconds as he fought the urge to laugh, faint, cry or whatever as he realised what he was about to do. Looking up innocently, his honey coloured eyes met deep green amused ones and before he could stop himself, Blaine lounged forward and literally fell on top of the boy before crushing their lips together. Blaine wasn't entirely sure, but he was almost certain that Sam had been ready for the undignified pounce as he never flinched or backed off once. In fact he lifted his head up to increase the pressure of the kiss and even went as far as tracing his tongue over Blaine's bottom lip.
Blaine wasn't an idiot nor was he inexperienced in sex and knew what that signal meant and willingly opened his mouth to let the blonde boy's tongue invade his mouth, which it did eagerly. A filthy moan ripped out of the back of the brunette's throat and Sam smiled into the kiss as the cheering around them died instantly. Realising that he was probably taking it too far and making people uncomfortable (read: Sam), Blaine pulled back reluctantly only to be stopped by Sam himself.
"Just a bit more" Sam practically begged and who was Blaine to deny such a cute boy of his desires, so he leaned back down into another passionate kiss.
"Be careful he doesn't unlock his jaw and swallow you like a python" Santana's amused sounding warning effectively broke the spell and Sam and Blaine pulled apart looking rather dishevelled and very, very lust drunk.
Santana decided right there and then that her lesbian self was a closet fan girl and locked the image into her memory for later use. A look from Brittany confirmed that their thoughts were in the same gutter as the other. Breaking away from her girlfriend's gaze, Santana turned just in time to see Kurt spin the bottle with a bored expression on his face. That in itself caused Santana to mentally chuckle before the object 'coincidentally' landed on the muscular form that was Noah Puckerman.
"No, sorry, not happening" Kurt yelled quickly as the group fell into an awkward silence. "Anyone else I'm Ok with, but I didn't sign up for this"
"Yes, you did!" Santana replied harshly. "it's just a stupid kiss and if you don't do it, Luna will eat your children"
"You can't be alright with this" Kurt turned to Puck with a manic look of despair in his eyes.
"Actually, considering you're relationship with Karofsky and my sexuality are off the cards during this game, I see it as the perfect opportunity to get me while you can" Puck smirked and puckered his lips teasingly.
"That's not funny" Kurt spat as he jumped to his feet. "But I'm glad you can have a laugh at my expense Puck, great fucking friend you are." he raged. "I'd rather eat Santana's pussy then to kiss you"
"Wanky"
"Kurt" Blaine said as he stood up and walked over to the hysterical boy. "It's just a game" he said softly.
"Bit rich coming from you" Kurt sneered at his friend. "Weren't you just the one thoroughly enjoying getting tongue fucked by Samuel not two minutes ago?" he snapped, causing Blaine to blanch and step back. "I'm trying to move on from him, why can't you guys let me"
"This will help you move on from him" Quinn smiled up at him from where she sat. "Trust me, Puck is a horrible kisser" she said casually causing Puck to gape in horror at the blonde.
"Kurt, stop being a pussy and kiss him" Santana droned as she inspected her cuticles. "It'll suck tits if you pass up this opening and Puck ends up kissing another boy for the first time who isn't you. Puck tell him"
"Kurt" Puck started as he climbed to his feet and approached the timid boy, who backed off so far that he found himself pressed into a wall. "If we don't do this, then Luna will eat my little Puckling's" he said morbidly as he stepped even closer.
"You don't seriously believe that shit, do you?" Kurt asked in a shaking voice as Puck continued his approach.
"As much as I believe that you don't want to kiss me right now" Puck replied smoothly as he closed the distance between them, leaving no more than an inch wide gap between both their bodies. "It's now or never"
Kurt wasn't sure if he had ran out of excuses or if his brain had short circuited from the closeness of their bodies but he found himself speechless. He just watched the man in front of him, staring deep into his eyes, and in his semi drunk state, found himself unable to refuse such an offer that he had been longing for for such a long time. Deflating visibly and giving no warning, Kurt closed the gap completely and reluctantly pressed his lips against the man he loved.
His breath hitched as an electrical current ran through him when their lips connected for the ever first time and Kurt's heart pounded violently in his chest as the noise from those around him faded into nothing. Years he had wanted this moment, dreamt of how it could be and Puck certainly didn't disappoint. He knew Quinn had been lying anyway considering the experience Puck must have had, but even he had underestimated how fucking fantastic it would feel to have their lips moulded together.
Courage, fuelled by alcohol and lust, kicked in and Kurt opened his mouth slightly and nearly died as he felt Puck's smooth hot tongue push itself into his willing and eager mouth. Kurt knew this was a bad idea before it happened and now he was positive of it, no kiss ever again would compare to this toe curling one as Puck began to curiously explore every part of his mouth and caress his moist tongue along Kurt's.
All too soon, Puck pulled away slightly and chose to rest his forehead against his as he panted for breath with his eyes closed tightly.
"Sorry" he whispered breathlessly as he kept the pale boy pinned against the wall with his muscular form.
"For what?" Kurt asked in a quivering voice and quickly realised that somehow, during the kiss, his slender hand had wormed its way up Puck's torso and gripped his wife beater at the chest area.
"For sending mixed signals" Puck mumbled as he opened his eyes to reveal his severely darken orbs, which in itself sent a new wave of shivers through Kurt.
"Don't be silly, it's just part of the game" Kurt muttered distantly as his glasz eyes fell down onto Puck's full reddening lips.
"Yeah, but this isn't" he answered in a half growl as he quickly lifted Kurt in the air by his thighs and shoved him hard against the wall before smashing his lips back into his.
Maybe it was the alcohol clouding his judgement or maybe it was because he hadn't have sexual contact in way too long, but Puck was throbbing hard in his jeans and needed release. Something he let Kurt know as he trusted his groin into the smaller boy's and revelled in the moan that fell from his lips as he wrapped his thighs securely around Puck's waist and snaked his arms around his neck.
Puck wasn't sure when or how or why, but Kurt had gone from beautiful to fucking sexy as hell within a matter of seconds when their lips first made contact and the tingling feeling that spread through his tanned body had driven him mad with desire. He savoured every lick, every nibble and now every thrust that Kurt returned, effectively rubbing his equally hard cock against Puck's straining one.
He didn't care that Kurt was actively reminding him that he was indeed a boy with a well endowed member, in fact, with each thrust and moan from both of them, Puck was more prepared to admit his body vibrated in pleasure due to it. In the back off his mind he knew people were in the room somewhere, watching them, but all he could focus on was how close he was to exploding and how fucking hot it felt to have Kurt panting hard into his mouth.
"Should we be letting this happen?" Brittany asked as she watched Kurt and Puck dry fuck each other against the wall. "you know what they say: it's all fun and games until someone has an accidental orgasm."
"Yeah, you're right" Santana pouted as she mentally squashed her lady boner. "Boys!" she called out, causing Kurt and Puck to rip their lips from each other but remain in position. "Puck, you and Blainers need to go gets us some more alcohol, we're dried up here"
"Send someone else" Puck growled and reattached himself to Kurt, who took him eagerly.
"Err, no! we need more drink and we have to send at least two protectors out in case a star attacks" Santana replied impatiently.
"You and Blaine go then" Kurt panted between kisses as he clawed the back of Puck's strong neck and teased filthy moans out of the bronze boy in doing so.
"No can do I'm afraid, we need at least two of us here as well in case of attack and you two together wont be able to fight properly if your indisposed."
"FINE!" Puck growled viciously as he pulled back sharply, dropping a debauched looking Kurt back to his feet. "I'll be back in no time" he whispered roughly as he turned back to kiss and nudged his nose against the paler boy's. "Keep this up for me, and me only" he demanded and for the first time ever, grabbed enough dude's bulging clothed cock. "Blaine, lets go" he huffed as he gave one last quick kiss to a stunned, speechless and horny Kurt and stormed up the stairs of the basement with Blaine hot on his heels.
"Santana" Kurt snapped once the two boys left and he was able to regain his senses. "What the fuck! We could have all died from thirst for all I care"
"I had to cool it down before it got too heated" Santana defended as she sat next to the boy when he slithered down the wall. "Here's what would happen if I let you two go from zero to sixty straight away. You two would fuck each others brains out, Puck would wake up in the morning and have the mandatory big gay freak out, causing him to blame it on the alcohol. Then he would get all weird with you and push you away, leaving you heart broken. Baby steps Kurtie, baby steps" she advised as she rested her head on his shoulder.
"How do you know all that stuff?" Kurt wondered aloud as he readjusted his aching cock in his tight jeans.
"Because I've lived it" she replied honestly. "Took me four long months to finally look Brittany in the eye after we fucked when I thought I was 100% straight"
~*~*PUCKERSON*~*~
"So… Kurt huh?" Blaine asked in an amused voice as they queued up in the local supermarket.
"Sam?" Puck quipped back as he impatiently waited for the two girls in front of them to finish ordering.
Blaine choose to laugh instead of answering the question because he didn't know what to say, especially to the blonde's best friend.
"Oh my god, it's them" said one of the girls in front as she turned around the face Blaine and Puck. "We are massive fans. I'm Toni and this is my twin sister Melissa" she beamed.
Puck took one look over the brunette twins' body and shook his head with a groan. "not interested" he sighed.
"Whipped already?" Blaine chuckled.
"Nope, look at their necks" Puck answered and pointed to a dog marking on Toni and a rooster marking on Melissa. "Their fucking stars"
"And you're going to sleep" Melissa squealed happily as her marking shone pink and Blaine and Puck's world faded to black.
Songs: Ndubz - I don't wanna go to sleep/ Glee Cast - Blame it on the alcohol
Next chapter: The Dog, Rooster and Ox marked stars attack. (where did the Ox come from you say? you'll see)