Chapter 14 love is funny

Rating M for language and sex talk

Disclaimer I don't own South Park

Chapter 14 love is fun

"So 1 year has passed sense that fateful day in the hospital and I am in love and we have shown our love at least 6 times Stan and Wendy are strong as ever hell maybe a little too strong they had a close call last week so they toned down on the sex Kenny and bebe though go at it like rabbits my god they are the horniest bunch of teens I ever seen EVER man if it wasn't for the fact that Kenny found a super safe way to not have sex I swear they would have 5 kids already red and tiff are not any better with the sex ha me and Kyle were over her house and we had a 4 way they fucked by us and we by them I never got to screw Kyle yet but we agreed on my birthday I get 1 hurray I AM NOT GOING TO BE GENTLE EITHER ha ha now butters has a lo9ng distance girl friend I think her names Lana she is Canadian FUCKING CANADIAN damn I thought his sister was weird for dating ike but an fucking Canadian chick who likes them uggh but I digress I was on my way to kyles he said he was doing something important when all of the sudden I saw token the only guy I never buried the hatchet for"

Hey token I said

Oh uh hey cartman said token

Call me Eric I said

Ok Eric I want to thank you said token

Huh but I ruined you life I said

No you did you saved another life said token

Huh how I asked

When you told me about Nicole I was mad because she didn't tell me I ran to her and yelled we argued but then we talked I held her in my arms and we decided to keep the baby and now little dejon is a healthy baby and you know what would of happened she told me she was going to the abortion clinic said token

Ok first dejon wow blackest name ever I said

Racist basturd said token

Not really but also I didn't think that me telling you would help I did it for me I said

Well it worked out for both of use you turned gay and I became a father hey you and Kyle want to hang with us see the baby and maybe try some Nicole cooking said token

Sounds fun I might take you up on that offer I said

"I continued to walk I hit my ipod and linkin park played in the end ha I love this song imp singing down the street people are staring then I start singing I am in love and then dancing in the rain people thought I was insane I ignored them and continued to dance and I yelled in the air I AM GAY FOR Kyle BROFLOSKI AND MY ANNAVERSERY IS TODAY WOOOOO"

CONGRATES yelled skeeter

Cool now shut up yelled some random guy

Is he secretly man bear pig yelled al gore?

"He sucked fighting when we were in zaron uggh"

"Then I saw Stan and he wanted to chit chat"

Hey man did you hear about bebe said Stan

What I asked

She pregnant said Stan

Oh shit I said

Yeah it sucks but Kenny is jumping for joy for some reason saying that has going to be a father and that he had a plan bebe aint happy she wanted to go to college said Stan

Ha that's 1 plus on being gay no accidents I said

Cool for you oh and here 50 bucks happy anniversary remember Eric Kyle gets half of that said Stan

Awe thanks bro I said

'I gave him a kiss on the cheek"

Come on bro that's fucking gay said Stan

Ha ha I said

"I continued down the street passed big gay al and Mr. slave who gave a big I'm super and JESUS CHRIST then I saw the house kyles I knew I was there to study but I was kind of hoping to fool around a bit I opened the door and…I heard music hmmm it was romantic"

Kyle I yelled

"I went up stairs and opened the door to…a naked Kyle"

Happy anniversary Eric said Kenny

I though we would wait I said

Nahh I want you in me now said Kyle

WAIT REALLY I yelled

Yes shh I don't wont the whole neighbor hood hearing said Kyle

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Ha no lemon the following has been abridged cause I am tired of writing gay porn so yeah this story 100% CLEAN sorry girls

"Time passed and that was the best sex I had ever had in fact I felt bad Kyle was sore probably pounding his ass took a lot out of him so we just cuddled and talked"

So did you hear about butters I said?

No what asked Kyle?

Next week were off so has going to Canada to visit his girl I said

You think he will get some asked Kyle

Probably I don't know he said he wont if she doesn't want to I said

Yeah I also heard about bebe also Stan is surprising Wendy with a necklace said Kyle

Jewelry a girl's best friend I said

Yep said Kyle oh red want us over for dinner so yeah get dress

Well how about we hit the shower…. together I said

Ok sounds fun "wink" said Kyle

"We made out in the shower and stroked each other then we got dressed and headed to reds house…and I just looked at Kyle all night and thought to myself

HE IS MY JEW AND NO ONE WILL TAKE HIM FROM ME CAUSE I WIN

THE END

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IM SORRY FOR THE SHORT ENDING BUT U DIDN'T WANT IT TO DRAG

Now I had an idea for an alternate ending so if you want it I will send you it via PM but its not much just a HUGE PLOT TWIST but I didn't add it cause it's a cop out and people would get mad and cry and probably tear my house down trying to murder me BRING IT ON but I digress I will probably take a week off and read some fics I hope to find some straight south park fics and if you guys know of any you can PM or not who cares well I hope you enjoyed this and remember

KYLES MOMS A BITCH SHE SUCH A DIRTY BITCH

HEY