Disclaimer: I don't own L, or Death note in any way T.T

In this chapter it's return of the voices YAY! Everyone loves those damn voices in the back of ur head that say useless rubbish ^.^ so I thought they needed a bit more *screen time*.

So thanks for ur patience guys! My parents are out all night so I decided to pull a fanfic all nighter xDDDD

Also to Coldjoker ~ thank you so much, your review inspired me to continue this straight away. You are completely right and I will not rush this fanfic but I do hope not to be too slow. It's an honor to have people like you read my work ^.^

Again thanks to EVERYONE who is reading my story and I hope you shall not be disappointed :3

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Rene's POV

Oh my god! Imagine how frustrated Light is right now, I am pissing myself just thinking about it!

Remember the scene with Penbers wife-to-be, he was willing to kill her without the Death Note if need be. He won't hesitate to kill us too.

Hey I can defend myself, I know Karate HEEE-YAA!...

Wait, how come you two voices are randomly coming back NOW?!

Meh, don't be a hater. There was nothing that really needed to be said that had any relevance.

And how the hell is what you are saying now relevant in any way?

Don't get us wrong, there is absolutely no point to this conversation... But it still needs to be pointed out how there is probably a vein popping in Lights forehead right about now, he he he.

...

Why do those damn voices have to come back now...

What's that name of the character who had two voices in his head? That's right ~ Deadpool! Oh well that's just great, now I am relating myself to a anti-hero from comics who is completely insane and a mass murderer! ...Though incredibly funny...

Wait where am I? Oh yeah, finding a safe place to talk to Light and Ryuk (mainly Light unfortunately). Meh, this place is good enough - there don't seem to be any cameras and I can see at least three different escape routes.


3rd Person POV

Light followed the girl, closely watching her every move. She was unlike any girl he had ever met before; extremely cocky, manipulative, smart as well as being pretty. Wait did he just say pretty? WHy the hell is he even complimenting her at the moment?! Just how much did she know, HOW did she even find out what she she knew. He had been so careful. So meticulous. There was no way his plan had a flaw.

The girl in question suddenly turned around and faced him.

"So, right, you are probably in the mood to kill me right now but I have reasons why you should not." She smiled with fake innocence.

Light raised an eyebrow at the girl.

"One; I could be useful to you as not only do I know who L is but I am very close to him at the moment. Two; if anything happens to me I have left L undeniable evidence to find on the even of my death that will prove you are Kira. Three; ...aren't I just too cute to kill!" She grinned with large sparkling eyes while fluttering her eyelashes.

"And what's to say you are not lying." Light had dropped the whole facade by now and was giving her a death glare Satan himself would be proud of.

"Dude, can you really take that chance? No you can't. Plus I know about Ryuk and the Death Note, even how you came across it. Everything. You don't need to believe me. Oh, and also the Death Note can't kill me." She disappeared from Light's view and came up behind him whispering in his ear. "Spoilers..."

Light quickly flung around shocked.

"Oh yeah I forgot to say. The name I gave you in the police station - remember - was fake. My real name is Rene, oh and don't try writing it in the notebook as you would need my full name and, as I have said before, it can't kill me. But please feel free to try."

"...Why are you telling me this?" He asked skeptically.

"Well to put things simply I am bored like Ryuk, oh and not on yours nor L's side. I don't particularly care who wins your little game. However it is a lot of fun, and it's not something that I would miss for the world." She gave Light another spine tingling smile. "See you real soon, Imagay."

Rene disappeared again. Before Light could do anything the girl appeared again.

"Oh yeah, and if you see me pretend you know NOTHING about me and what I have told you... apart from our meeting at the Police station. Cool, Byess!"

With that she left a very confused and annoyed Light to decide on his next course of action (most probably how to kill her) and teleported away.


Rene's POV

I appeared back in my hotel room. A wave of dizziness and exhaustion completely overtook me as the events of what happened during my little 'adventure' came back to hit me.

A far away (annoying) voice rattled through my brain as I found my head hitting the carpet.

"The longer the distance you travel and the more often you use it, the more it is going to tire you out you know."

YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT EARLIER!

I didn't have the energy to shout at him. Instead I just laid there waiting to fall asleep.

Suddenly the door crashed open and I looked up slightly; enough to see L at the doorway with the members of the task force right behind him and oh goody gumdrop did they look mad! I was too dizzy and exhausted to be bothered by it though and actually felt a bit smug that they were so... 'concerned for my well-being'.

Yeah. I'll go with that.

L can waltzing over to me with his hands in his pockets as usual. It was then that I heard a slight clinging sound coming from him. I furrowed my brow in confusion. Before I could even react he had clicked handcuff onto my right hand. I followed the chain in horror to see it was also attached to that smart-ass detective.

Oh hell no...