AN: Fuck off, PREPS, okay! Raven, fangz for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update, but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital 'cause I slit my wrists.

PS. I'm not updating until you give me 10 good reviews!

WARNING: SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY SCARY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

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Chapter 14

We ran to where Luther was. It turned out that Luther wasn't there. Instead, the shark-faced guy who killed Dion was there. Albel was there, crying tears of blood. He was imprisoned in a transparent, crystalline polyhedron, his naked, wounded body completely exposed for all of us to see. Biwig was torturing him. It was a sexy sight to behold and all, but I had to rescue Albel! I tried to avert my sight from his heavenly naked body so that I can dispose of his tormentor, which is the reason why Fayt teleported me and himself to the Spiral Tower in the first place.

"Rid my sight, you despicable preps!" he shouted as I started shooting him with my phase gun. Us? Preps? Really? Oh... He's gonna pay dearly for this! Then, suddenly, he looked at me and fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes.

"EbonyIloveyouwillyouhavesexwithme?" he said. (In this, he is sixteen years old, so he's not a pedophile, ok?)

"Huh?" I asked.

"Ebony, I love you. Will you have sex with me?" asked Biwig. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? Goff, you are so fucked up, you fucking bastard," I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart with the dagger Albel gave me. Blood poured out of the cut like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly, even though I should feel some sort of schadenfreude for killing my boyfriend's tormentor.

"Biwig, what art thou doing?" called Luther. Then... he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. Yep, because the creator of the universe needs the extra height. So, we got on our hoverboards and flew back to the Diablo even though Fayt has teleportation powers. Of course, I set Albel free from his crystalline prison and gave him a small piece of sheer, black cloth to cover himself; just enough covering, but still scant enough for me to check out his nice, shapely arse on the way back to the spaceship. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There, I started crying.

"What's wrong, honey?" asked Albel, taking off the scant covering I gave him a while ago so that we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit, 'cause he's so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yelled. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps except for B'loody Maria, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly, you fool? I don't like the preps anyway. Those pitiful worms? They are such fucking sluts," answered Albel.

"Yeah, but everyone is in love with me! Like, Demetrio and Schweimer took a video of me naked. Adray says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me, and now even Biwig is in love with me! I just wanna be with you, okay, Albel! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (AN: Don't worry; Ebony isn't a snob or anything, but a lot of people have told her she's pretty.) "I'm good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

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Jimmy's Notes: ...but based on the logic that someone wanting to have sex with a 17-year-old is considered a pedophile, that would make Albel a pedo in this story because he's supposed to be 24. And Fayt/Vampire is 19. Huh. Then again, there are Albel/Sophia and even Albel/Roger stories out there, and Sophia is actually the same age as Ebony... And Roger is 12. Well. Okay. Consent laws are different in this story, and by the Suvian universe-bending powers vested in Ebony, the age of consent has been mandated to be 16 Earth-years across the entire universe. Then again, the age of consent in most of America is actually 16. And I was gay [still am, actually] for Albel when I was 13. And during the time the original My Immortal was written, Gerard Way was around 28-29 years old...

Oh, and did you guys see the shoutout to My Inner Life somewhere in here?

Ebony still said that Satan created her instead of Luther because she adamantly refuses to believe that a prep created the entire universe. [Luther's name in the Japanese version is actually Lucifer, so Ebony is still making sense...]