YEAH, WELL I WAS WATCHING JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED, AND AT THE END BATMAN SINGED! IT WAS SO FUNNY!......ANYWAY I GOT MY HAIR CUT, IT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF UM.......I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S LIKE SHORT, REALLY SHORT........
"But still I wonder if Robin is really........." Starfire said.
"Titan's trouble!" Robin's said over the loud speaker.
"Oh just go." Raven said. "Wait pick me up first, I can't walk." She said, and Starfire carried her out into the living room.
"The H.I.V.E. (Did you notice on the first episode their name was really H.E.Y.A.P, or something like that, it wasn't hive, but whatever) team has robbed a bookstore!" Robin said.
"Ooooookayyyy, a bookstore......" Beast Boy said.
"Yeah, I don't know either, but apparently this is a bookstore filled with ancient books, like antics, so really they're like robbing a jewelry store with books..." Robin said.
"But it's a bookstore." Beast Boy said.
"Oh, well these books are really important, and also the police can't take them down, so we got to go!" Robin said. "I'll contact Cyborg, Starfire and I will take the big guy, Cyborg will take Gizmo........."
"And Beast Boy and I will take Jinx," Raven said. "I just don't like that girl, she said I hit like a boy. I still haven't gotten her for that."
"Uh.....Raven." Beast Boy said.
"We were thinking you could stay home." Robin said. "Because of your condition. Fighting and pregnancy just don't mix."
"What do you mean I can fight, not much but I'm willing to take the risk?" Raven said.
"Raven you can barely stand up." Beast Boy said. "Did you fight when you had the triplets? No."
"Well actually, she did." Robin said.
"Wha—"
"That time I could move and perform magic, the triplets didn't hurt me at all. So I was willing to fight, and I still want to......." She said.
"But this time you are in no condition to fight, I mean we let you fight last week, and now you have to sleep on your right side, we are not going to take the risk, even if it's Terra's child. You'll get hurt." Robin said.
"Fine, but what will I do?" She asked. "Never mind, I'm sure something will be good on TV." She said, and lay on the sofa.
"If it makes you feel any better I'll kick Jinx ass for saying that about you." Bast Boy said, and she kissed him, another one that was so deep, that Starfire and Robin had three sweat drops on their heads.
"Ah Beast Boy?" Robin said.
"Oh, right." He said. Raven grabbed is arm.
"(Kiss)(Kiss)(Kiss).......(Let goes)"
"Tell the triplets where we are." Beast Boy said.
"Oh, right the triplets. Americas! Phoenix! Beast Boy Jr.!" Raven called out. Beast Boy Jr. and Americas came running out. "Where's Phoenix?" She asked.
Beast Boy Jr., and Americas looked at each other. "He's playing his drums." Americas said.
"I don't hear anything." She said.
"Well he is practicing really lightly so you can't hear it and he won't get in trouble." Beast Boy Jr. said.
"Are you sure about that?" Raven said, they both nodded. "Well daddy and the team went out to fight bad guys, and you know I can't walk, so can you guys clean up the room, it's a little messy," They looked around, dirty clothes every where, roller stakes and skateboards by the corner, a little mud on the coffee table, (don't know how that got there) newspapers on the couch, and pillows and blankets all together in a pile.
"Sure mom." Americas said, almost being afraid letting her own mother clean it. "Is it from dad by any chance?"
"No, you're dad and I were out last night, so I'm guessing Starfire and Robin." Raven said.
"Oh, I did not need to know that." Beast Boy Jr. said.
"God I cannot believe your father told you about the birds and the bees at such a young age." Raven said.
"I did not need to know that either mother!" Beast Boy Jr. said.
"Where's you brother he should help you, PHOENIX!" Raven yelled. "Where the Hell is he?"
"Oh, mommy said a bad word!" Americas said, trying to cover up Phoenix.
"Ha, ha, Americas I know you always do that when I'm angry and you're covering someone up, you hear your father and I say better words then that. Now spill!" Raven said.
"I don't know nothing, mother." She said.
"See you did that again, you called me mother! You either called me mom, or mommy, but mother. Please! Now tell me! And I promise you won't get in trouble, you too Beast Boy if you want to have chocolate cake tonight!" She said to them.
"Chocolate cake, huh." Beast Boy said, and shook his head. "I don't know anything!" and continued to do his chore.
"No cake for you tonight!" Raven said to Beast Boy. "Now come on Americas, you know you're my favorite, don't get me mad at you, chocolate cake."
"Chocolate cake doesn't make me spill mother." She said.
"Good, good, that was a test, which tells you're not weak, like your mother. If you tell me you can name the baby........"
"The baby is not yours mother, it's Terra's! You can't name the baby, and besides I don't want to, it's an evil baby taking over my mother." She said.
"That's not gonna get you off the hook. So you're stronger then I expected, good, what about you tell me now—"
"Forget it! I don't know nothing!"
"—Or I read your mind, and no TV tonight......." Those words haunted Americas. 'No TV', 'No TV'.
"So you'll know anyway, and I won't be able to watch TV?" She asked.
"Yes, or you can tell me now and save me the energy." Raven said. "It's your choice."
Americas was thinking over and over. "No, mother I don't know anything." Her heart slipped, no TV that night! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Wow, you're becoming a real grownup." Raven said.
"What?"
"Well I was testing you, seeing if one day you'll be up a villain that will grant you stuff for your teammates information, but you accept the punishment, and that proves you're one step ready to be on the team when you're 13." Raven said. "And I was kidding about the TV, you can watch it if you want, it was no TV if you ratted Phoenix out."
"Whoa, so you don't know about Phoenix?" Americas said.
"Honey, now there was only one truth in that whole thing, I can read minds, and I just read your mind and know about what's with Phoenix, PHOENIX!" Raven screamed. "PHOENIX YOU BETTER GET YOU'RE YOUR TRIPLET-BUTT DOWN HERE NOW!"
"Jinx you're a hurtful creature." Beast Boy said, the four Titans were up against the H.I.V.E. team, Starfire and Robin against the big guy, Cyborg against up with Gizmo, and Beast Boy fighting with Jinx. He was trying to push her off the roof, and her doing the same thing. And all of a sudden Beast Boy's communicator went off.
"Yeah?" Beast Boy asked.
"Beast Boy, is this a bad time?" Raven asked, looking at Jinx.
"Um, kinda, but go ahead I'm winning..." He said.
"Okay, did you know what your son did today?" Raven asked.
"Um, which one?"
"Phoenix."
"Phoenix.....Phoenix......."
"The one with dark skin, almost white hair, plays the drums......" She said.
"Oh Phoenix. Why, what did he do today?"
"He got his bellybutton pierce." Raven said.
"Whoa, almost got me there Jinx, imitating Raven's voice of saying our son got his bellybutton pierce." Beast Boy said.
"Beast Boy?" Raven said, he looked down. "That's what I said, Phoenix got his bellybutton pierce."
"(Gasp)"
"Full price too!"
"(Bigger gasp) Noooooooooooo!" Beast Boy said.
"Beast Boy when you're done, I was going to tell you what else he did today..........."
"You mean there's more?"
"Well I just found out about the bellybutton thing, but what really lad me to that was he has a girlfriend, and they make out in his room, under our noises......." Raven said.
"Does he do........."
"Oh my God Beast Boy, he may be a hard son, but he's only seven!"
"But the belly—b."
"His friend brother did it." Raven said.
"And he still haded to pay full price? Noooooooo!" Beast Boy said, and he slipped off the roof. "Um, Rae, I'm gonna have to call you back."
SO YEAH, (LOOKS AT WATCH) 19 HOURS, 30 MINUTES AND 1, 0, 59 SECONDS LEFT UNTIL SCHOOL STARTS........WHICH WOULD BE 29 MINUTES NOW...
