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Scene 14

Interior day: Morning, right before the Cullen's leave for school, Edward and Bella's cottage.

Bella: Edward…. I… um… I can't-

Edward: What's wrong love?

Edward dashes to her side and looks at her worried. Bella tries to smile and fails.

Bella: Oh, Edward! I think I lost it! I lost your mother's ring!

Edward: (stifling a chuckle) Oh. That's fine honey, I'm sure you'll find it when we get back from school. We'll be late if we don't leave soon, and we don't want people to think you have morning sickness do we?

Bella: You're right. I didn't really have time to comb through the cottage anyways. Beat you to the garage!

Bella zooms out of the cottage toward the garage, Edward following. Everyone minus Jacob, Emmett and Rosalie, who are hunting for the day, get into the Volvo and are at school in 3 minutes, courtesy of Edward's crazy driving.

Bella: You know, I really think we should just run to school. It'd be so much more fun!

Edward: I know love but it wouldn't be natural for us to show up without any means of transportation. And you know that Nessie can't keep up with us.

Renesmee: Not fair! I am half-human you know, you might cut me some slack. I can still go like, 90 miles per hour.

Edward: Yes you can, but we can go 110. Plus you get tired, and you hate the smell of the cafeteria food.

Renesmee: I hate all human food, except for eggs. I don't know why…

Bella: I thought I've told you this before Renesmee, but besides blood, eggs was practically all I ate during my pregnancy with you.

Renesmee: Oh. That makes sense. Why eggs? Don't you crave like, peanut butter and pickles or something?

Bella: Your father always made me eggs on our honeymoon.

Edward: You did love them.

They kiss quickly while the bell rings and they all run off to their classrooms. Camera goes to picture of clock that pasts time until the lunch bell rings. The Cullens head towards their usual table in the cafeteria, ignoring mutterings and stares. Edward nods at Jasper, signifying sooner than later.

Edward: I have a little surprise for you Bella.

Bella: (groaning) You know I hate surprises!

Edward: Yeah, I do know that, so don't get mad at me. It was Jasper's idea, I'm just going along with it.

Jasper: Hey, Edward, don't let her get mad at me, I don't know why Alice hasn't told her yet, she obviously knows what's going to happen in-

Alice: (practically jumping up and down) five minutes. I love you Jasper, I can't wait.

Jasper: I love you t-

Bella: Will one of you tell me what is going to happen in five minutes?!

Alice: No. They will not. Don't worry, Jasper, I'll act surprised. Bella, please keep your head about this.

Bella: If you will only tell me why I'll be getting so mad?

Edward: You might get a bit of attention after Jasper and my surprise.

Bella: (growling) I hate attention even more than I hate surprises.

Edward: I know.

Alice: Don't worry Edward, she'll say yes, and won't stay too mad at you…not for long anyways.

Edward smiles at Alice, nods at Jasper, and they both stand up on tables in a very crowded cafeteria room.

Jasper: (practically screaming) ATTENTION! Everyone, we have something to say! The room falls un-naturally silent. Thank you. Now, I've wanted to do this for a while, but considering the recent rumors, I thought now was a better time than any. Alice, I know you're mad at me, but I did not sleep with your sister, and to prove it, He gets down on one knee I'm giving you this, if you will accept it.

He pulls out Alice's engagement ring from 200 years ago. Everyone gasps and look at Alice's absolutely glowing face.

Alice: Of course I'll marry you, Jasper! I love you more than the whole world, and I know you didn't sleep with Bella. (Vampire whispering) Bella, please play nice for Edward.

Edward: Now for my turn. Bella, I know you never slept with my best friend, and I know for certain that you're not pregnant. I love you more than my own life, and I hope that you will not stay mad at me for giving you this amount of attention, or this surprise. But Bella, will you marry me?

He pulls out his mother's engagement ring. There are a few growls from the crowd, but mostly gasping and awing.

Bella: Yes! (Vampire whispering) Edward Cullen, how dare you put me through another wedding? And is that why you were so calm about me 'losing' your ring?

Edward: (vampire whispering) One, because I love you, and two, yes, that was why I was so calm.

Jasper and Edward get down from their tables. Edward kisses Bella and Jasper kisses Alice.

Edward: (whispering back to Bella) Think of it as an 100th anniversary present. Can we leave now? My head is killing me.

Alice: I bet it is. How'd the crowd take it?

Edward: Pretty well, most of them seem convinced Bella and Jasper didn't do anything. Jessica, Lauren and Mike are absolutely…well, murderous.

Bella: We don't want to know the details, do we?

Edward: Definitely not. Oh, and Alice?

Alice: Yes?

Edward: PTA still out to get us?

Alice: Nope. Her eyes go blank for a second. Esme isn't going to be happy, planning two weddings at once, she's going to be a mess for a while, I hope Carlisle doesn't kill us.

Edward: He doesn't have it in him. They all walk out of the cafeteria, heading towards the car. Let's go tell them, shall we?

Alice: Okay… Oh crap!

Jasper: What is it?

Alice: Emmett and Rosalie. They don't know and Rosalie is going to be really upset to be left out of the spectacle of getting married again plus Emmett will be upset he doesn't get to joke about it because he wasn't there!

Jasper: Shhh... Alice, it'll be fine.

Alice immediately calms down, thanks to Jasper's power. Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice and Renesmee get into the car.

Bella: Alice, I hope you don't mind, but I kind of want Renesmee to be my maid of honor.

Renesmee: AWWW! Thanks mom!

Alice: No, that's fine Bella. You'll still be mine. Oh, I'm so glad we're doing it at this time of year; we'll be able to-

Jasper: Great. You're already planning the wedding. We haven't even told the parents yet!

Alice: You asked me! And you know they'll be fine with it.

Jasper: True.

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