Warning: coarse language, sexual references/situations, violence, incest and psychotic thoughts.

Age of Sasuke and friends: 15-16

Itachi and friends: 19-20 (There is a university attached to the school-it goes through every year of schooling)

Sasuke's inner is in bold. His general thoughts are in italics.

Chapter 14

As expected, the shopping in the swim store was at a minimum aside from our ever rich twins and Hyuuga, who ended up proclaiming Tenten as his girlfriend to the rest of the group, shocking her to no end. That resulted in Kiba also telling the gang about Ino and his new relationship status, along the brief mention of Temari and his own from Shikamaru. After the bikini experience, going lingerie shopping became a much easier feat. All the girls except for Ino and Sakura couldn't look their guys in the eye because they felt slightly awkward afterword, regardless. Sasuke decided because it would be suspicious if Sakura modelled this for him, he would get his private show at home. A smart move on his part. Now, since it was close to party time, they all headed back to change. Don't ask how, but the girls managed to steal Sakura away from Sasuke and dress up together for said party at Hinata's. Leaving a very ticked off Sasuke to hang with the guys.

~To Sasuke~

In around 30 minutes the guys were ready to go and bored, knowing the girls would take at least another hour. Sasuke adorned black and white lace up converses, a pair of navy jeans, black wife-beater, and a black leather jacket. Naruto wore an orange button up T and a loose white tie, white waist coat, with black jeans and black trainers. Neji wore a white dress shirt, top two buttons undone, black slacks and black dress shoes. Shikamaru was wearing a green button up T over a long sleeved grey v-neck, top two buttons undone, grey jeans and black and green converses. Kiba was dressed in a pair of black jeans, grey muscle shirt, black volleys and a brown leather jacket.

"Hey teme, I'm bored, let's do something!" Naruto grumbled tapping his foot impatiently.

"What do you want me to do about it idiot?" Sasuke glared at him through the corner of his eye.

"I dunno! Shikamaru! Think of something!" Naruto shouted, waking the sleeping genius.

"Like what?" Shikamaru cracked an eye open, muttering the words.

"I dunno! Just like, something!" Naruto whined.

Neji sighed in annoyance. "Shut up and think for once in your life." he snapped at the spiky blond.

"...you're mean Neji." Naruto glared.

"and you're an idiot." Neji tsked. Sasuke agreed with him.

"You bastards!" Naruto yelled, pointing from one to the other.

Neji was about to retaliate when Kiba held a hand up. "Woah people. If our girlfriends find us at each other's throats, we're screwed." he pointed out, hitting Naruto over the head and shrugging at Neji. "Well maybe aside from Sasuke, yr sister seems pretty tolerant of your anti-social ass."

"Speaking of which, oi teme, when are you gonna get a girlfriend?" Naruto asked, hitting Kiba back and receiving a yelp of pain from the dog-boy.

"When I find someone worthy of the Uchiha name." Sasuke hmphed, glaring at the blond.

"Pfft, with the way you're a stuck up know it all, I highly doubt anyone would be 'worthy'." Kiba rolled his eyes and muttered under his breath.

"Ohhh, he called you OUT teme!" Naruto grinned like the idiot he is as Sasuke shot a death glare Kiba's way.

"Hey guys, stop fighting, I'm try'na get some shut eye before we have to go to that damn party." Shikamaru mumbled sullenly.

"If you hate it so much then why go?" Neji asked the lazy teen, he never really understood the lazy genius.

"Cause Temari threatened to flirt with other guys if I'm not there." Shikamaru growled and punched the wall, making Kiba and Naruto jump.

"Savage." Neji frowned sympathetically, not expecting the reaction but not affected by it either.

"Someone's a little possessive." Kiba sang. "And whipped." he muttered under his breath.

"Yeah Shika, where did that come from?" Naruto gawked at the rare display of anger.

"I'm just reeeally pissed off." Shikamaru muttered, dropping back in his chair.

"Well could you warn us the next time you choose to go all aggro?" Naruto said, chuckling nervously.

"Show her that side of you and I doubt you'd be whipped so hard." Kiba grinned widely and clapped him on the back.

"Pfft, you clearly don't know Temari. She gets horny when I'm aggressive so that only ends up with her raping me when I drive her home." Shikamaru muttered in annoyance. Three seconds later he noticed everyone was just staring at him, even Sasuke. It then registered in his brain exactly what he said and he sweat-dropped. 'Shiiit.' "I need a smoke." Shikamaru sighed, turning away from the shocked group.

"...what guy would be mad at being raped by their girlfriend?" Naruto asked in confusion.

"...and why wouldn't you more often?" Kiba continued.

"...what girlfriend would need to rape their boyfriend?" Neji added in, also confused.

"Apparently, Nara's." Sasuke smirked, it got bigger at Shikamaru's replying glare as the rest just laughed along.

"But seriously guys, what are we gonna doooo?" Naruto whined once again.

"...Let's play a game." Kiba suggested. Naruto lit up like a Christmas tree.

"Whatwhatwhat?" he asked, looking at Kiba with big blue eyes and a giant idiotic grin.

"Hmm...how about... HANGMAN?" Kiba looked at the guys with a grin.

"Hang yourself." Neji shot it down the moment it was uttered.

"CELEBRITY HEADS-"

"Rejected."

"GO FISH."

"Go to hell."

"UNO."

"Hell no."

"WOLF."

"You're an idiot."

"MURDER IN THE DARK"

"Kill yourself."

"UGH! Fine! How about... TRUTH OR DARE!"

"...I can't think of a response for...wait, it's the truth that you are an idiot who I dare to jump off a bridge." Neji smirked.

"Let's just go with that alright?" Naruto groaned in annoyance, he never knew Neji was so petty.

"Yeah ya jerk!" Kiba growled, glaring at the coffeenette. Neji just rolled his eyes.

"I'LL START!" Naurto cried, grinning like a Cheshire. "SOMEONE! Truth or dare!"

"..." There was a silence from all until Kiba finally spoke up. "Dare." he muttered, still sulking slightly.

"Alright! I dare you to... SLAP INO'S ASS AS SOON AS SHE COMES DOWN." Naruto grinned.

"...are you joking? She'll kill me!" Kiba growled, glaring at Naruto menacingly.

"A dare IS a dare... unless you want to lose... are you a loser Kiba?" Naruto sang all evilly.

"...I fucking hate you." Kiba seethed, brooding.

"Mmm-hmm, well it's yr turn!" Naruto beamed.

"Fine." Kiba looked around and spied Neji. "Oi Neji, truth or dare."

"...Dare..." he gave Kiba a suspicious look.

"...I dare you to knock on the girls' door and say the party's cancelled." Kiba grinned like a maniac.

"...are you out of your mind?" Neji asked him, staring as if he had two heads. "They will murder us all." Neji muttered darkly.

"eheheh," Kiba gulped nervously. "Yeah well... it's a dare so..." he continued, becoming slightly unsure of himself.

"...Very well..." Neji shrugged. He casually walked up the stairs and knocked on the door. Words were exchanged and then there was a loud scream heard from the other side of the door. This was followed by another load of angry voices and shouting. Then Neji's voice was heard again; this was followed by more aggravated screams and a slammed door.

Neji walked down the stairs just as stoically as he climbed it, and looked at the guys. It looked like Kiba and Naruto had shat themselves, Shikamaru was wide-awake and gawking and Sasuke was a little pale. "What is it?" Neji raised a brow.

"What the fuck did you say Hyuuga?" Sasuke spoke first, not able to help himself.

"I said 'I apologise for any inconvenience but I have just been informed the party has been cancelled.' Then after the girls calmed down a little I continued. 'Oh, that was just a dare, I was joking, I apologize.' this was followed by some very colourful language and a slammed door." Neji explained.

"...right..." Kiba nodded in a daze. "...anyway... Neji, it's your turn." Neji nodded and scanned the area.

"Uchiha, truth or dare?" Neji quizzed, receiving a death glare from said person.

"Dare." Sasuke raised a brow.

"...I dare you... not to touch, or talk to, Sakura-san for the entire night." Neji smirked. Sasuke's face turned stony. Grabbing Neji by his collar, Sasuke slammed him against the wall, making him grunt in pain.

"Don't fuck with me." Sasuke seethed, tightening his grip. The others looked at each other alarmed, ready to jump in when necessary.

"I'm not gay..." Neji choked out, a smirk still hanging weakly on his lips.

"...Fine." Sasuke let him go and punched the wall. Cracks appeared and it was dented severely. "I'll pay for damages." he said, withdrawing his fist. "Nara." Shikamaru jolted and stared at him. "Truth or dare."

"...Truth." Shikamaru swallowed lightly. No way in hell would he go dare after THAT.

"Do you have a packet of cigarettes on you?" Shikamaru and the others went wide eyed. Even more when he nodded. "Pass." Shikamaru chucked him the pack. Sasuke got his lighter and lit one of them, popping it into his mouth. "I'll be back." The others just watched him leave, worried. Perhaps this had gone too far.

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