Here's Chapter 14! I'm getting good at updating frequently, or at least I'm trying to.
Lawlz.
Any who, I hope you guys enjoy! :3

This pairing was requested by Karezi (that's totally not ironic in any way, ha-ha), DigitalColor, and a guest. Hope you guys enjoy!

Title: "Blood Needs Healing"
Pairing: Karkat x Terezi
Warning(s): Karkat, which was obvious, yeah.

Karkat sighed and headed to the kitchen. He was starving! He hadn't eaten all day, considering the fact that he was trying to keep Sollux away from all the mind honey. Now that he was in bed however, Karkat could finally grab himself a snack.

He dug through the cabinets, trying to find what exactly he wanted to snack on. There was Captain Crunch, sugar, some JIF, and a cookie jar. That wasn't really what Karkat wanted to eat as a snack… he decided to check the fridge.

There was lots of stuff; jelly, cheese, mayonnaise, chocolate cake, lunchables, leftover spaghetti- wait, did he just see chocolate cake?

Karkat immediately grabbed the case which contained the dessert. He set it on the counter, removed the lid, and examined it slowly. The cake was about half gone, but it had glossy chocolate icing and some chocolate chips sprinkled on top. It was quite the appealing food.

He grabbed a knife and fork out of the drawer, and a plate from the sink as well. He then cut himself a quarter piece of the cake. It was big enough for him not to starve, and small enough for him to not throw up in over indulgence. As Karkat used the knife to transport the cake to the plate however, he cut his finger in the process.

"Ow, fucking hell!" He screeched, practically chucking the knife at the wall and dumping the cake upside down on the plate, "Dammit, I even ruined my cake too!"

Karkat checked his finger. It was dripping a dense amount of candy red blood. He wanted to flip even more shit then he'd already flipped, but that would just draw attention to himself. They didn't need to know about his blood color, no they did not. He decided to tip toe to the bathroom.

Before he could even leave the kitchen, Terezi tackled him to the ground.

"Oh, Karkles! You're blood smells extra delicious today!" She cackled her crazy cackle "Has the blood run to your fingers! I could just lick them up!"

"Terezi motherfucking Pyrope!" Karkat screamed, "Get the hell off me, you chalk eater!"

She smirked, "Karkles, I'm simply here to help, that's all! Just stay still for a minute and everything will be okay." She licked his face apologetically.

Karkat squirmed violently under Terezi, but to no avail. She took his wrist in her hands and licked his hand as if it were some delicious colored lollipop. Suddenly, the cut on his finger vanished, as if it'd never been there.

"Whoa," Karkat mumbled, looking at his finger closely.

"I told you I was helping," Terezi grinned, getting off of Karkat and walking back down the hall. She gave him a sly wave, "Later, Karkles!"

He lay on the floor for a few minutes, just starring at the ceiling with wide eyes. Was he actually thankful for that chalk eating blind freak? He wasn't too sure, but then again… maybe he was.

Sollux wandered into the kitchen. He jumped when he saw Karkat on the floor just starring aimlessly. All he said was, "Did you eat the mind honey while I was out?"

This was the stupidest shit ever. I'm sorry.
Or maybe I'm not.
Who knows anymore? Homestuck is just –fangasm-
Karezi is impossible for me to write also, so yeah.
Please R&R and request more couples. I have 54 or 55 right now, so we're over halfway done with the list~!

~xTanukix