Dangers…girls are slow, boys are strong
"OH MY GOD! Hibari is now a GIRL! What on earth is going on?" Tsuna screamed when he saw Hibari wearing a fluffy yellow Hi-bird costume. A red ribbon bows on the bird head streaming down from the center give it a feminine quality.
Hibari glared at him or at least he thought it was a glare until the now female-Hibari pulled him into a hug.
"Waaa! You can tell that I'm a girl? I'm soooo happy! Everyone always think I'm a boy with my sharp eyes, short hair, and tall stature!" Female-Hibari explained before shyly pulling away.
Tsuna could only stare in shock. He was speechless. Hibari actually admitted to being a girl. Hibari had hugged him. Hibari had made a very girly scream of excitement.
"Waaa?" the sound escaped as Tsuna try to come to term with Hibari being a girl. "No no no no no! Maybe Hibari had a little sister I didn't know about! Yeah that it, Hibari had a twin sister." Tsuna tried to convince himself as the girl tilted her head slightly in confusion.
"Twin sister? I'm an only child."
Tsuna felt as if something inside him broke, "Yes, you are Hibari's sister! I will call you Hi-chan." He declared refusing to believe that Hibari had somehow turned into a girl. A girl that was willing to wear cute fluffy yellow bird costume no less.
"Hi-chan could you untie me?" Tsuna asked when his mind allows him to relax again due to his reason for denying the truth of the matter.
"Okay." Hi-chan shyly replied with a slight blush for her new nickname.
"Hey girl, what are you doing with that stalker?" someone had finally notice Tsuna getting untied by a huge ball of yellow cotton.
"Hiiieee! Hurry up! Hurry up!" Tsuna exclaimed when he saw the guys turning to see what the shouting was about.
Hi-chan nodded and begins to work faster on the rope. The men closing in. Then something really strange happen. Tsuna felt something drop against his feet.
Looking down, he was shocked to see his pair of mittens and his container of dying-will pills. How and why are they here? Oh who care anymore, the day couldn't get any worse.
"Hi-chan get the mitten! Get the mitten!" He shouted in a panic, causing the girl to panic as well as she did as he asked.
"Great! Now put them on my hands and feed me two of the pills in that container!" He ordered.
"What the hell? I know you have a cold, but we're about to get kill here!" Gokudera yelled as he watches the number of men begin to tower over them like a huge tide wave that about to drown them.
"Just do as I say Hi-chan!" Tsuna was panic when the girl looked hesitantly at Gokudera. The cop was right, was this really the time to be helping the brunet with getting him warm? Sure he was the first person to see her as a girl, but she didn't want to die because of him.
"Please~!" Tsuna whined when she didn't move.
Hearing him plead so desperately, Hi-chan did as he requested slipping on the mittens.
"Wrong side! Wrong side! You got them on backward!" Tsuna whined when he realized that due to Hi-chan rushed to follow his orders, she had mistaken the left pair with the right pair.
Once she realized her mistake, Hi-chan exchanges the two gloves so that they were right before fumbling with the container's lid.
"Hurry!" the men were getting freightingly close. He was kind of surprise how slow they were moving toward them. It was like his mind was moving faster than the actual time like during all his other near death experiences. Could he be dying? "Nooooooooo! I don't want to die yet!"
"I got it!" Hi-chan exclaimed making Tsuna one very happy fool as to open his mouth wide enough for the girl to stick the whole container into his mouth.
He looked at her in surprise. Didn't he say two pills? Why was she feeding him the whole bottle? What were all those dying-will pills going to do to him? Will he die from overdose?
"I'm sorry!" Hi-chan panicked, "I just wanted you to stop yelling at me!" She whined, teary eyed.
Tsuna swallowed from surprised as the mittens on his hand changed into their glove-forms and a fire suddenly burst from his head.
The crowd stopped. Hi-chan screamed backing away. Gokudera was calling for water. Tsuna broke free from his binding.
His head was hurting from the sudden overdoses as he removed the bottle from his mouth. It must have been at least six pills that he had swallowed as he notices that there was a few left. His body burns from the excess of energy but he ignore the pain in favor of breaking Gokudera loose from his own rope.
The crowd only watched in surprised when Tsuna suddenly blasted off from the stand with Gokudera and Hi-chan in each hand over the railing and into the field. He dropped the two once they were a safe distance away.
His body screaming and pounding at him to do something to get rid of the excess amount of energy. Tsuna choose to run it out. After ten laps around the huge field and still felling overpowered, Tsuna stole a ball from one of the player.
Signaling a challenge, the player and his teammates agreed. They were not going to let some nobody ruin their game. The crowd cheered having finally realized that the game was finally going to start. Tsuna was playing alone against a team of eleven.
Yamamoto stepped in at the unfairness of the game. Tsuna growled at him for preventing the game from starting.
"I'll join your team Tsuna."
"Fine, just let me play already! I need to get rid of these energies or I'll explode!"
"Ka-boom?" Yamamoto asked in concerning to Tsuna's chosen term usages.
"Yes, I'll go Ka-BOOM!" Tsuna growled angrily at Yamamoto's denseness even in this world. Although, he really doubts that he would actually get blown to pieces, Tsuna was feeling his blood heating up by the extra doses of those dying-will pills.
The flames was raging wildly within his body. His mind was sharpened to the point where he could practically hears every voice in the stadium.
His guardians' voices caught his attention the most:
"I want to play as well!" Ryohei frown at the unfairness of having to only watch.
"Wasn't that kid, sick? Should he be playing? Should I go help him out?" Gokudera asked.
"Kufufufu, wish I could join~" Mukuro whined.
"I wish I could play with Mukuro-kun!" Chrome pleads.
"Waaa! Seem fun!" Hibar—no no no, Hi-chan exclaimed.
"HELP, Tsuna-nii!" Lambo cried.
"This is going to be fun!" Yamamoto cheered.
"Oh why the hell not!" Tsuna suddenly screamed catching everyone attention, "Ryohei, Gokudera, Mukuro, Chrome, Hi-chan, Lambo, come and join my team! I still need players!"
AN: So how was this chapter? Is it funny again? I felt the last few chapters was a bit too serious, so I hope this one make up for it.
I'm also very VERY sorry to all those Hibari's fan out there! But can you see it, Hibari love cute things. He was probably force to hide that fact since he a boy. As a girl, Hibari can openly show her affection for cute little animal like Hi-bird!