Look! It's that slacker, Songbird341, back from the dead!

Yes, yes, I'm back. I've been stuck in the land of all-work-no-play and no-creativity-allowed, so it's a relief to be writing again! This chapter will be more humorous, and may include a visit from the mysterious stranger... Read and review, please!

**~Songbird341~**

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Chat Room 1

HappyCat has entered chat

ScissorLuv: There you are!

RockRobster: Hey Cat!

HappyCat: Sorry I'm late!

ScissorLuv: I am too! I've been stuck here listening to Robbie rant about his face-skin!

RockRobster: It's infuriating!

HappyCat: His face-skin?

RockRobster: My male make-up product, Babyface, triggered some allergic reaction causing my face and tongue to blow up like a balloon!

ScissorLuv: Your tongue? What, did you eat it?

HappyCat: Why not just call it skin?

RockRobster: Rex stuck a spoonful in my cereal when I wasn't looking!

ScissorLuv: You're so screwed up!

HappyCat: You ate face-skin lotion?

RockRobster: Not on purpose!

ScissorLuv: Cat, meet me in Private Chat. Bye Robbie.

RockRobster: What? You're leaving me?

HappyCat: Are we?

ScissorLuv: YES!

HappyCat: Aw...

RockRobster: Is this about Beck?

HappyCat: Yup!

ScissorLuv: CAT!

HappyCat: Jade!

RockRobster: Robbie!

ScissorLuv: Shut up, Robbie! How did you know this was about Beck?

HappyCat: Not that it is!

ScissorLuv: CAT!

HappyCat: Yeah?

RockRobster: You said so in your diary.

ScissorLuv: Yeah but I don't... You read my diary?

HappyCat: Ooohhh...

RockRobster: No!

ScissorLuv: Yeah, you said you did.

RockRobster: No I didn't!

ScissorLuv: I'm looking at it right now!

HappyCat: I didn't know you had a diary, Jade.

ScissorLuv: I don't!

RockRobster: Yes you do!

ScissorLuv: How would you know? You didn't read it, remember?

HappyCat: I'm so confused!

ScissorLuv: How did you even find my eDiary?

HappyCat: I thought you didn't have a diary!

ScissorLuv: I don't!

RockRobster: I hacked it on eDiary's website.

ScissorLuv: WHY?

RockRobster: Sinjin wanted me to forward him your entries.

HappyCat: But she doesn't have a diary!

ScissorLuv: Look, I just need to talk to Beck.

HappyCat: About your diary?

RockRobster: No, about his apology.

ScissorLuv: You hacked my email too?

RockRobster: No, I hacked Cat's and forwarded it to mine.

ScissorLuv: Why did you hack Cat's email?

HappyCat: I have an email?

HotBeck has entered chat

HappyCat: Hey Beck!

RockRobster: HOTBeck?

HotBeck: Some Northridge chick hacked my chat username and changed it!

RockRobster: Ahh...

HappyCat: Heehee. HotBeck!

RockRobster: Beck, can I borrow your make up?

HotBeck: I don't have any...

HappyCat: His face-skin was allergic to his Babyface make-up.

ScissorLuv: Beck, can we talk?

HotBeck: Yeah, sure.

ScissorLuv has exited chat

HotBeck has exited chat

HappyCat: Robbie, why did you read my email?

RockRobster: No reason...

RockRobster: I saw that you're still talking to Tug...

HappyCat: Yeah! He wants to sing with me at this year's Full Moon Jam!

RockRobster: Did you say yes?

HappyCat: Yuppy guppy!

RockRobster: Ahh... That's nice.

HappyCat: Who are you performing with?

RockRobster: I'm doing the tango...

HappyCat: With?

RockRobster: ... Um, Sinjin.

HappyCat: Awesome!

HappyCat has exited chat

MrSkinnyJeans: We're doing the tango together? Sweet!

RockRobster: Sinjin? When did you... Aw, forget it!

RockRobster has exited chat

Sikowitty: I didn't know you two tangoed!

MrSkinnyJeans: Neither did I!

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Private Chat: HotBeck and ScissorLuv

HotBeck: You got the email.

ScissorLuv: How'd you know?

HotBeck: Robbie showed everyone your email.

ScissorLuv: He DID hack my email! Oh, I'm gonna kill him.

HotBeck: So... I'm sorry. Do you forgive me?

ScissorLuv: I'm not the one you should apologize to.

HotBeck: No, I mean I'm sorry about... How our break-up happened. I don't really want you to hate me.

ScissorLuv: Keep that in mind next time you publicly humiliate your girlfriend on a game-show.

HotBeck: ...

ScissorLuv: But I forgive you.

ScissorLuv has exited chat

HotBeck: One down, one to go...

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Chat Room 1

RockRobster: Can I PLEASE borrow your male make-up?

MrSkinnyBeans: No way, dude. I just got some Jamaican foundation, called "Jamaican-my-face-so-smooth". I got it in a TapIt deal, along with some shampoo.

RockRobster: Hey, why is your name MrSkinnyBEANS?

MrSkinnyBeans: What?

RockRobster: See? Beans, not Jeans!

MrSkinnyBeans: Aw man! Someone hacked my chat name!

HogBeck has entered chat

HogBeck: Alright, hackers! Which one of you hacked my name AGAIN?

RockRobster: It wasn't us!

MrSkinnyBeans: I am a victim.

HogBeck: Well, someone changed my name to HogBeck!

MrSkinnyBeans: Someone must be mad at you.

HogBeck: Why do you say that?

MrSkinnyBeans: This happened before. Someone changed my name to MrsSkinnyJeans. I found out who they were, and they were hacking me out of rage.

RockRobster: Who?

HogBeck: Rage?

MrSkinnyBeans: I... I can't say! They swore me to secrecy!

ToriVegan has entered chat

ToriVegan: Someone hacked my username!

HogBeck: Yeah, no chiz!

MrSkinnyBeans: Us too!

RexandtheWitty has entered chat

RockRobster: Why would Cat sing with Tug?

RexandtheWitty: Man, you're still on that?

ToriVegan: Look! Rex was hacked too!

RexandtheWitty: Nah, I just changed my name.

MrSkinnyBeans: Why?

RexandtheWitty: It's complicated.

HogBeck: Tori, did you get the email?

MrSkinnyBeans: The one Robbie showed everyone on his PearPhone?

ToriVegan: Robbie hacked my email?

RockRobster: Okay, I hack everyone's email, alright? You, Jade, Cat...

ToriVegan: Cat has an email?

RockRobster: Apparently!

ToriVegan: Yeah Beck, I got the email.

MrSkinnyBeans: Ooooh!

RexandtheWitty: And...?

ToriVegan: I'm very mad.

HogBeck: But...?

ToriVegan: But I forgive you and André.

HogBeck: Great!

MrSkinnyBeans: [applause]

RockRobster: [applause]

RexandtheWitty: [applause]

ImperfectTRINA has entered chat

ImperfectTRINA: SOMEONE HACKED MY NAME!

RexandtheWitty: That. Is. Hilarious.

ImperfectTRINA: Whoever it is, I'm gonna smack some sense into them!

ToriVegan:Who keeps hacking us?

HogBeck: Not ALL of us...

ToriVegan: What? Wait... Robbie...

RockRobster: Me? What are you saying?

ToriVegan: Robbie, why aren't you hacked?

RockRobster: I don't know! Maybe because I'm cool?

MrSkinnyBeans: Dude.

RockRobster: I know...

PancakePrincessLoveyMuffin has entered chat

RockRobster: Hey, who's that?

PancakePrincessLoveyMuffin: I WANNA KNOW WHO THIS HACKER IS RIGHT NOW!

HogBeck: Hey Jade.

ToriVegan: Yeah, so do I!

AndreHasNoTalent has entered chat

AndreHasNoTalent: This is upsetting!

RexandtheWitty: This just keeps getting better.

ToriVegan: How do we figure out who this guy is?

ImperfectTRINA: Well, who all has been hacked so far?

HogBeck: Me, you, Tori, Andre, Jade, and Sinjin.

CrappyCat has entered chat

CrappyCat: Hey guys, what does Crappy mean?

HogBeck: And Cat.

ToriVegan: Crappy? It's... A fish.

CrappyCat: But I'm not a fish. Why would someone call me CrappyCat?

Perhaps because I don't like you.

HogBeck: O.O

ToriVegan: Who said that?

Why, that would be me, little Miss Vega. Your personal hacker.

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Well, well, well... Looks like the mysterious stranger has returned. Who do you think it is?

Be sure to review! I need to know if that chapter was good or not, considering I've been trying to write a new chapter for a few weeks now.

Thanks everyone for reviewing! I'd list you all, but I'm on a tight schedule and wanted to get this in tonight!

**~Songbird341~**

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