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Main Premise:- Bleach goes to Hogwarts – Collection of Shorts
I'll be updating this series when I can instead now! I'm getting busy with work so I need to make time. Sorry guys and girls!
Short 14: - Cat fight
Minerva McGonagall wandered the rooftops of Hogwarts. Luxuriating in the feel of the cool spring air and the light of the sun. She was rather spry for a 70 year old as she nimbly leapt from one section of roof to another. She purred, fighting her natural animal instincts to chase a passing butterfly. At times like this, it was great to be an Animagus cat.
Shihouin Yoruichi, sighed lazily on Ichigo's window sill. Her black fur, slick as she basked in the spring sun. She didn't fight her animal instincts as she licked her paws and began washing her face with them. With Aizen gone, she had become bored and had decided to visit Ichigo here at Hogwarts. Coming here was easy for the master tracker and the Goddess of Flash that she was. No stupid owl was going to lose her that easily, magical or not.
A sinewy tabby cat landed on the window sill, growling under it's breath. It's strange rim like markings around it's eyes seemed to death stare at the new black cat lying in its favourite spot. The problem was, everyday at this time Ichigo would return from his morning shower in nothing but a bath towel and get changed. McGonagall had secretly started visiting him every morning watching him from the sill. Luckily her being a cat was unknown to Ichigo as he happily and unashamedly tossed away his towel and changed. But not today. Today some new cat was stealing her spot.
Unusually defensive about her 'territory' and aware that Ichigo was due any minute she swiped at the intruding cat with her front paws knocking it off the ledge. Ichigo had just opened the door fully dressed, aware that Yoruichi had come to pay him a visit and had seen the tabby cat pushing Yoruichi off the edge. He smiled knowingly, this cat had bitten off more than it could chew. He almost called out when he saw the small black paw reach up behind the tabby and clothes lined the tabby off the edge.
Both cats fell off the tall tower, plummeting over 150 feet. Luckily cats land on their feet. They faced off in the small yard hissing and spitting at each other. The antics of the two feline fatalities caught the attention of a number of students as they all gathered around to watch.
McGonagall leapt forward swiping at the black cats face with extended claws, drawing blood from it's cheek.
Yoruichi leapt backwards realizing this cat was unusually fast She prepared herself for the next attack. As the tabby leapt forward again, Yoruichi reared up on her hind legs, stepped to the side and swiftly kicked the tabby in the ribs, sending it skidding away, side ways.
McGonagall stared in horror. That kitty was Kung Fu fighting! It's moves were fast as lightning! She was a little bit frightened, 'cause it fought with expert timing!
The crowd watched awed as the black cat took on a humanoid fighting stance and with it's extended foreleg motioned with it's paw for the tabby to 'come on'. The tabby dashed forward at the black cat but stopped suddenly, grabbed a handful of dirt and threw it into the eyes of the surprised feline. Blinded it never saw the tabby reef the textbook out of the hand of a stunned onlooker, but it did feel the solid impact of book on kitty skull as it was sent cart-wheeling away.
Yoruichi was just as surprised as everyone at the intelligence of this tabby and had flash stepped away in time when another textbook was sent hurling towards her. As she flash stepped around the gawking crowd, she noticed the tabby pull out some sort of stick. So this tabby obviously knew how to use weapons as well!
McGonagall saw the black cat racing around the yard at superhuman speed. Surprised, she waited until it made a beeline for her before spinning around and meowing out in her catlike voice, "Stupefy!"
Yoruichi only saw the flash of light, unaware of what it was, as it struck her chest. The pain coursed through her causing her to shake violently. She was going to wipe that smirk off the tabbies face no matter what it cost! Pointing a paw she summoned some reiatsu and called out, "Demon Art number 4, White Lightning!"
McGonagall was shell shocked as the black cat, while airborne called forth a massive bolt of lightning which struck her clean in the chest. It sent shivers of electricity and pain through her small form making all her hair stand up. The crowd of students stood agog! They were witnessing a cat fight of the highest degree. They took it as a lesson never to mess with harmless looking kitties ever again.
"You're pretty good. " Yoruichi face attempted a scowl as she spoke. Silently she was disappointed that talking cats were not too much of a surprise here in Hogwarts.
"You're an Animagus?" McGonagall attempted to interrogate the other.
Like a leopard Yoruichi flashed beside McGonagall before she could react, ramming her hind leg into the tabby, then paw socking her across the face before finishing off with a judo flip throw. Yoruichi hurled herself on top the tabby pinning down her limbs. McGonagall transformed back to her human form forcing Yoruichi off her. Grabbing the black cat by the scruff of her neck she hurled it as far as she could casting an Homorphus Charm (1) on it as it sailed through the air.
The crowd watched, transfixed as the cat slowly changed form, growing larger till it became a dark skinned and very beautiful, naked woman standing in stance ready to continue the fight.
Girls blushed and boys ogled. Some fainted due to loss of blood from staring at the newcomer. They all discovered the other reason that Shihouin Yoruichi was known as the 'Goddess of Flash'.
End
A/N: Bwahahahaha! Guess what song I've been listening to? Sorry this took a while!
(1) Homorphus Charm – unknown incantation. Reverts a Animagus or transformed being back to it's original form.