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000 Great hall, breakfast 000

"HAPPY HUMP DAY" Draco happily exclaimed sitting down between Harry and Sabrith "I'm just in the best of moods today nothing could screw this up not even flaming aardvarks trampling through my pudding and then setting my favorite robes on fire!" he smiled throwing one arm over the shoulders of his friends and pulling them closer "I say this calls for a group hug"

Sabrith struggled to get out of the boys iron grip "for gods sake who fed you what this morning!" She looked pointedly at Harry "Aodh? It was you, wasn't it?"

Harry attempted to look away and whistle but failed miserably due to the fact that he too was squished against Draco and not in the way he would like it to be. "Ok it was two pixie stix and only because he wasn't getting out of bed quick enough for my likeing" he pulled the package out of his pocket awkwardly due to his arm being trapped " why? Want one?"

Sabrith just sighed peeling her self off Draco " no he's having an allergic magical reaction to the preservatives in the pixie stix" seeing the panicked look on Harry's face at the prospect of possibly hurting Draco she added " don't worry he'll be fine it just gives him a constant sugar rush for a couple of days. So be prepared to loose some sleep" she laughed "once I gave him a whole package not knowing what would happen and two days later Lucious showed up at my door step holding a bound and silenced Draco who was quite literally foaming at the mouth, of course that was because he had eaten some soap but that's besides the point"

Draco pouted "I only ate it because it smelt like apples!"

000malfoy manor the previous night 000

"Narcissia Malfoy of the noble house of black…I am formally informing you that I am requesting a divorce" Lucious said cringing as he waited for the explosion ' 3….2…1…'

"WHAT!" Narcissia yelled, she pushed Lucious away and then threw her shoe at him narrowly missing pokeing Lucious's eye out with the heel "you can't divorce me Malfoys don't get divorces! It's against the family tradition!" she then proceeded to throw one of Draco's favorite lamps smashing it just slightly to the left of Lucious's leg.

Lucious stood calmly, mentally reminding himself to get Draco a new lamp. "Narcissia if you're finished throwing my sons possessions around the room I will kindly ask you to leave my home as you have conducted your self in such an undignified manner unbefitting of a lady such as yourself" he mentally braced himself for an impact of some sort, whether it be her hand or another undeserving inanimate object but it never came.

She just walked calmly over to the other side of the room and picked up her shoe, slipping it back on, and then leavening.

000current time great hall000

After having recovered from Draco's hug Harry and Sabrith were discussing the random and many uses of the mesh when the owl post arrived. Sabrith spotted her tiny owl who's name was 'little fucker' only because she could think of nothing better at the time but she called him 'err' for short. As err dropped a letter from Shauna who was watching the store during the school year, she almost screeched in delight because inside was the CD she had asked Shauna to pick up from the muggle world for her it was the only Marilyn Manson CD she had yet to own, titled 'Mechanical Animals' she quickly popped it into her ever-present Discman and hit the play button.

Draco looked up slightly surprised to see his mother's owl flying towards him grabbing the letter he read …

My dearest son Draco

Draco cringed at her overly sweet greeting

I want you to know that I love you very much and your father I'm sure thinks he has your best interests at heart, but I'm sorry to say that your father has decided that he is to terminate our marriage contract and therefore divorcing me

Draco looked up from the letter with the biggest grin on his face

so as it would be improper for me to do so, I am no longer living at the manor but living with the Parkinson's until further notice. I am deeply sorry to give such disturbing news at such a crucial point in your education. I hope you're not too upset

Love your mother

Narcissia Black

Draco burst out laughing handing the letter to Sabrith who grinned and handed it to Harry Draco stood up from his seat and yelled as loud as he could " there is reason to celebrate" he motioned to Sabrith "music maestro if you please"

Sabrith cast sonarus on her head phones so the amplified to about ten times their normal volume surprising everyone in the great hall with the fairly disco like beat of Marilyn Manson's 'I don't like the drugs'

Draco started dancing there beside the Slytherin table pulling Harry and Sabrith up and getting them to dance too. He threw his arms up in the air "I'm so happy I could kiss some body!" and he did he grabbed Harry by the hand and pulled him in and with one arm wrapped behind his neck he leaned in and pressed his cherry flavored lip-gloss lips to Harry's soft black lipstick covered ones creating a shade that was uniquely theirs in that moment as they shared their first kiss.

000 Malfoy Manor000

"I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……….." Lucious screamed and took another long swig of his current, potent liquor of choice.

000 back to the great hall000

Dumbledore stood up surveying the student as they gaped at Draco and Harry's lip lock. "Since Mr. Malfoy seems to think today is a day in which celebrating should be had" he paused smiling in Draco's direction "classes shall be canceled for the morning in honor of his very festive dance!" The great hall erupted in cheers and applause as Draco bowed and Sabrith turned off the music and went back to eating.

Harry on the other hand was still standing stalk still beside the table slightly dazed but happy none the less.

(( what do you all think? personally I'm happy with their first kiss I think it was cute in a very goth sort of way nothing says romance like mixing lipsticks RR please))