Authors note READ! Or don't you savages!

Its still all about percabeth as adults but lets just assume this guy is very obtuse/oblivious.

Also I'm still gonna troll you guys!

References Burn notice,House M.D and Archer

The day I own Percy Jackson is the day I have a pants off dance off with Daenerys targaryen.

Josh Wagner

There she goes. Annabeth Jackson my boss just walked passed my desk at Olympian architecture. We had recently messed up a deal with a wealthy Irish businessman and so we shouldn't be celebrating. But Annabeth was storming off into her office with a massive smile on her face. Let me get something out of the way here. I have a huge crush on Annabeth. I wished she would love me back. We were both 23 years old and I wanted us to spend our whole lives together. She was one the the most beautiful Women I had ever seen. I was also not t bad my self with my short brown hair blue eyes and muscular body that most guys wish they could have. We are both brilliant Architects and I have never seen her with a man or with a wedding ring so I think we could work.

But when I saw her walk by the rest of the office looking that happy I couldn't help but wonder why. So I decided to investigate. I snuck over closer to her office and saw her lock the door. I listened in on the door.

Thats when a voice startled me.

"What are you doing?"

I turned around and was thankfully greeted with the sight of carly. She was my friend and Annabeth's assistant. I she knows i'm in love with Annabeth.

"Umm uhh nothing Carly. Go away."

"Why would I do that?" She asked.

"Because I don't want you to ruin my chance with Annabeth."

Then Carly Face palmed, Sighed and walked away.

I leaned back over and listen against the door.

"Hey mom."I heard Annabeth say. I guess she was making a phone call or something. Wait Annabeth's mom she never talks about her mother.

"Hello Annabeth why have you called." I heard A voice respond. The voice was cold and wise. She must have the phone on speaker since the quality was so good.

"So mom I kinda don't know how to tell you this but…. I'm…." Annabeth starts.

Oh no whats wrong is annabeth ok is she dying? WHY is the world so cruel.

"Pregnant." Oh MY GOD. NOOOOOOO! How could she possibly be pregnant? (Well When a man and a woman love each other…)

"ANNABETH YOU'RE WHAT!" Annabeth's mom screamed so loudly I'm sure The building shook.

"Thanks for being happy mom." I hear Annabeth mutter.

"I am literally going to kill him.

"Don't you dare mom I love Percy."

"LITERALLY!" Annabeth's mom screams.

"Yes I will lure him to his mother's apartment drug his blue cookies, and murder him!"

"Mom deal with it Percy and I love each other."

"And wait for your punish" Annabeth cut her off.

"Sorry mom, I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up." Then Annabeth hung up sighed and started walking towards the door. I took too long to realise that she was about to open the door.

The she opened it and stared at me.

"Oh hey Josh. Why are you on the ground outside my office?" Wow this is awkward.

"Umm would you believe tying my shoe?"

"Nope." She said popping the P.

"Josh you're fired."

What no why would Annabeth fire me she should be in love with me.

"But but you supposed to love me" I stammered.

"Ever interfere with my personal life again and you will not walk so well." She said with a stern look on her face that said 'Don't even try it.'

I was forced to pack up my things and leave. I thought Annabeth loved me but I was wrong she must have loved the Percy guy or whoever. I exited the elevator and saw Annabeth I thought she didn't leave until later but well she is the boss.

"Seaweed brain!" She screamed as she ran into a guys arms. Then he spun her around and kissed her.

Damn this guy was unfortunately way hotter than me. He had a nice tan, was over 6 feet tall, Raven black hair, Weird sea green eyes that looked like a storm, and a muscular body that every guy wishes he could have. Then Anger boiled over me. This was the guy who stole Annabeth from me. This was the guy who got her pregnant.

I stomped over to them pulled the guy back and punched him in the face. He didn't show any indication that he was in pain at all instead I felt a tap on my shoulder. So naturally I turned around and Annabeth Jackson the love of my life punched me in the face so hard that I think I heard my nose break.

"Oww." I mumble As I crumple on the ground in pain.

"Josh this here is Percy. MY HUSBAND." she says pointing to the hot guy.

"Hello." He with a smile on his face as he waves down to me.

Then they start to leave. I was able to catch a bit of their conversation.

"So why do so many guys hit me and like you Wise girl?" Percy asked.

"Because seaweed brain. Mortals are stupid." With that they sped off together in a green sea green ferrari to god knows where. So when I saw a tabloid later I figured out that the guy was Percy Jackson. Apparently he was an Olympic swimmer or something. And apparently they are like a great couple.

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So guys this took a while to get out and I have Finals and midterms next week so don't expect much.