GW: Well, with this and one more chapter left, 'WFMS?' is drawing to a close. Then, I'll work on 'Lummox' and 'Rai's Moving Castle!'
Kira: Can we just get with the chapter before me and my pals get It?
Feral: So grouchy! Enjoy the second-to-last chapter!
Laughter's Power
Edrad tied up the toons onto a hook like they were pieces of meat. "I blame society," Daria said in her deadpanned tone, but she did look nervous. GW and MB were nearby with Aaroniero guarding them.
"I never even got to say good-bye to that Gin guy," Jane said dramatically. "Good-bye, cruel world!"
"This is gonna be worth seeing," Yammy laughed as he pushed a button nearby which caused the hook to go up, taking the toons 10 feet in the air and in front of the same wall the Arrancars dug up. It appeared the toons were going to be the first to be It!
"I call driver's seat!" Nnoitra shouted as he got in the front seat of the It machine, taking the wheel.
"Time to die," Shawlong laughed as he climbed the ladder to the main cannon and manned it while Edrad and Yammy climbed the ladders on each side of the machine.
"Mion, you were amazing," Keiichi told his girlfriend, who was starting to get her wits back.
"Really?" she asked with a small smile.
"Yeah, better than Kim Possible any day," Keiichi told her lovingly. "Satoshi, since we might die, I just want to say I love you," Shion blushed at her boyfriend.
"I love you too, nii-nii!" Satoko said, trying not to cry. "Thanks you guys," Satoshi said. "Is there truly no way of getting out?"
"It looks like it, they took all our weapons," Rena said glumly. The toons looked to see Nnoitra start up the machine.
"Oh, this is going to be a slow death, I just know it," Calvin winced as he tried not to think about it.
"Mion…I just want to say…that no matter what happens, I will always love you more than anyone else," Keiichi told the girl fondly.
"I love you too, Kei-chan," Mion said happily. "I would kiss you, but…"
"Yeah, we're kinda trapped right now," Keiichi sighed. "I never even got to kiss Feral!" Hobbes sobbed.
"Oh, shut up, you Casanova tiger," Kira griped as Feral laughed to herself.
Olaf walked up to the two hybrids and, getting right in their faces, sneered, "Maybe if you behave yourselves, I'll spare your lives and have you work for me."
GW just sneered right back as Olaf walked away. What he didn't know was that there were glass eyeballs over the floor where someone accidentally spilled them until he slipped on them and fell right on his back.
This caused the Arrancars to laugh. MB saw an opportunity to sneak up on a distracted Aaroniero and tried to take the former Hollow's zanpaku-to away.
This plan failed as an angry Olaf got up and pointed to Aaroniero, "Look behind you!" The Arrancar turned and forced MB back into position. "Sorry, but you can't sneak up on me!"
"You morons keep laughing like that and you'll die someday," Olaf snapped. Upon hearing this, GW had a light bulb flash in her brain. Smirking, she came up with an idea and whispered it to her brother, who also smirked.
"Can't we just slice the chimeras up? They shouldn't be alive or they might squeal," Shawlong said in concern.
"No, let them watch their friends get It. Then, do whatever you want," Olaf sighed in exasperation as he walked away.
"Good," Aaroniero snickered. "You think it's funny?" GW asked.
"What's it to you?" Aaroniero narrowed his eyes at the girl.
"Oh, nothing," MB smirked. "Though you should know something about my sister."
"And what's that?"
"I'll explain," MB walked to a nearby stereo and turned on some familiar music. The Arrancars stop what they're doing and looked confused.
"What the Devil?" Shawlong asked with a raised eyebrow as MB started to dance and sing to the song.
MB: My sister's name is Glowworm
I tell you, friends, she's a nutjob!
And when she dances, oh brother!
She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather
Glowworm laughed as she poked Aaroniero in the eyes. MB smirked as he walked onto a fallen rake, causing the rake to hit him in the face. He tumbled over to make it look funny. Shawlong looked confused as the other Arrancars laughed.
"They're lost it. Honestly," Feral said as the toons looked on at the scene in confusion.
"I think I know what's going on," Mion smiled, knowing that the two was making people laugh.
GW and MB: Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, Senora, work it all the time
Yeah!
"What are you doing?" Kira asked her friends. "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?" GW answered Kira.
MB then picked up his Monkey-Rod and juggled it. He missed, which caused the large hammer to fall on his head.
GW: You can talk about Cha-Cha
Tango, Waltz, or de Rumba
This kind of dance has no title
You jump in the saddle
Hold on to de bridle!
GW then slipped on a banana peel that's on the floor, causing her to crash into some boxes, making the Arrancars laugh hard. MB then saw a tank of electric eels. He placed his tail in and was electrocuted a bit. Flying straight into the air and coming back down a crisp mess.
Aaroniero laughed so hard he keeled over and died. His spirit left his body and flew away. Edrad laughed really hard as well that their spirits left their dead bodies.
"Stop laughing!" Shawlong gasped in fear, realizing what GW and her brother are trying to do. Yammy then died as his body fell off the ladder. His body then pushed a lever which brought a vase above GW's head.
"You're killing them, you guys! Literally!" Rika cheered.
GW & MB: Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, Senora!
GW then yelped as the vase crashed on her head.
"Ha! Stupid child," Shawlong sneered. "Look whose talking!" MB snapped as he managed to throw his hammer at the Espada, which made the leader fell into the cat of It.
Nnoitra was laughing so hard at this point that he accidentally turned the machine on and it was heading straight for the toons. Since he was still laughing, he accidentally flipped a switch on that started to squirt at the toons!
Luckily, it was spraying from the far right as Nnoitra fell over and died. "Whew, I was worried there for a minute," Calvin sighed in relief.
Unfortunately, when Nnoitra's spirit flew away, he kicked the cannon, which made the cannon come shooting towards the toons slowly.
"You spoke too soon," Daria snapped at Calvin as Rena screamed, "GW-san, MB-kun! It's coming back!"
Seeing this, GW ran back to the machine and climbed one of the ladders, making her way to the cannon. The hybrid got to the main cannon in time as she pulled a lever, sending the spray the other way before it got too close to the prisoners.
"There, that should..." Before Glowworm could finish, Olaf came out of nowhere and kicked the girl to the floor. As she got back up, Olaf jumped down onto the floor and grabbed a sword.
"Sis!" MB cried, joining her side. "Prepare to die," Olaf hissed.
"Bring it on!" GW said, grabbing her katana while MB held his Monkey-Rod. Although the kids outnumbered him, Olaf kept swinging the sword.
Jumping out of his way, GW turned into her Demon Form and smirked, "Whatcha going to do now, unibrow!"
Instead of being frightened, Olaf laughed. "What's so funny, old man!?" MB snapped.
"Did you know that magnets stick to metal, like your armor?" Olaf smirked slyly as he pulled out a large magnet. He threw it at GW, which pins her to the wall.
"You jerk!" MB shouted as he came at Olaf with his Monkey-Rod, only for Olaf to dodge and kick the boy hard in the back. When he made contact with the floor, MB was knocked out.
Olaf left and came back with a steam roller, intending to crush the girl flat and she couldn't get away, due to the fact her Demon Form wore off. Then, she spotted something in front of her
"A black hole!" she said, realizing that she could escape through there. She managed to get to the hole and disappear into it.
"What the…?" Olaf was interrupted when the girl appeared in front of him. She punched the man and sent him flying off the vehicle with GW following closely behind.
GW tried punching him, but she couldn't lay a hand on him. He tried to sock the girl in her face, but she grabbed jar of tar nearby and not only block the attack, but get Olaf's hand stuck in it.
Olaf took his now tar-covered hand out of the jar. He tried to punch his foe again, but Glowworm jumped out of the way. Olaf realized it was too late when he got his hand stuck to the steam roller. He tried to pull his hand off, to no prevail.
"No!" the toons screamed in horror as the It machine was getting closer. Worse yet, the cannon turned around again and was heading for them.
Olaf meanwhile was trying to get his hand unstuck from the roller, only to end up in a pool of tar.
"GW, HELP!!" Kira shouted. GW started to make her way, only to be beaten by MB, who finally regained consciousness and stopped the machine in the nick of time. "I-I wasn't worried. We're any of y-you?" Hobbes said shakily.
"Good job, bro," GW commented to her younger brother as he rejoined her again. Suddenly, the two turned when they heard Olaf's screams.
The man was being flattened by the steam roller, starting with his feet. He tried escaping, but the tar held him there. As the heroes continued watching, Olaf screams until he is completely rolled over. It looked like the end. However, there's always a catch to these kinds of things…
"Look!" Rika yelled in disbelief. GW and MB gasped when they saw a shocking sight as the roller completely left a flattened Olaf.
Olaf's body sprung up as if nothing happened. There was no way he could've survived that. Unless…
"How are you!?" MB shouted. "He's a toon!" GW gasped in realization.
"Let's just say that Count Olaf's been dead for a good while, brats," Olaf said in a voice that sounded familiar. "Surprised?"
"He sounds a bit like Luke Skywalker," Feral noted curiously as GW said to 'Olaf,' "Show yourself, coward!"
"Very well. I might as well ditch this disguise!" 'Olaf' sneered as he reached from the back of his neck and started to unzip himself. This guy was wearing a human outfit all along! As the costume fell away, Glowworm and her friends gasp at what they see.
'Olaf' is actually a man with a ghostly-white face, slicked back green hair, yellow feral eyes, and wearing a purple jacket over a yellow shirt, purple pants and shoes, and a blue bowtie.
"JOKER!!" Kira screamed so loud that she probably would've outdone Loud Kiddington as she started hyperventilated from seeing her worst fear.
"The Joker?" GW gasped. That explained why It messed up a toon's face so bad. And she realized something else about him…
"What happened to Olaf?" MB asked. "After killing your friend Winter, I went low just in case someone recognized me. So, I just bumped off the unibrow and replaced him," Joker explained with his trademark grin.
"Kira, stop thrashing about," Feral scolded her friend, who was thrashing about in panic.
"No, you...killed her?" Glowworm gasped in disbelief. "The killer had yellow eyes, a sinister smile, and…"
"And a maniacal laugh? Did it happen to sound something like this?" Joker asked before laughing like the maniac he was. GW's eyes widened in horror as she just realized who her friend's killer was after all this time!
"Now you know! But its time to finish the job I had started!"
MB: Since my sister is too shocked about who the killer is and the others are tied up with Kira freaking out, I'll do the A/N. Next time will be the final chapter. Read, review, and suggest!
