It was 12 o'clock in the afternoon,count orlok was waiting on the couch for Lincoln to get up.

Count orlok:So much for breakfast. Why isn't Lincoln up yet. Wait come to think about it

He doesn't sleep in anymore okay somethings wrong.

Count orlok quick got off the couch and ran up to Lincoln room bursting in the door. The count discovered Lincoln was about to take a bite of garlic.

Count orlok:LINCOLN STOP

Lincoln stop and looked over at the count. About 5 minutes they both were sitting on the couch.

Lincoln bowed his head in shame.

Count orlok:Loud what the hell you were trying to commit suicide for reals.

Lincoln:yep because of her

Orlok:OKAY YOU NEED TO STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH.

Lincoln grab him up by his shirt and move him closer to him.

Lincoln:Listen man you have no idea the history i had with this girl

I know her since the 5th grade.

Orlok:Oh really huh i bet it not that romantic,come on linc tell your good buddy count orlok the story.

Lincoln:Oh fine but it's a long one.

Count orlok got a bag of popcorn and gave Lincoln his undivided attention.

Lincoln: It all started when i was 11 i attend royalwoods elementary school i was in the 5th grade. I

Was being bullied all day by this girl who was Ronnie anne. She pantsed me, tied my shoelaces together, putting whoopie cushion under my lunch seat and final putting garbage in my locker. So i had enough i told her to meet me in front of my house at 3:30 to settle the matter. As i was walking home with my buddy clyde i notice Ronnie Anne stuck gum in my hair with a note that said lame-o.i successful hid it from everyone else except lisa who snitched me out to the others

When i told them it a girl they went crazy with excitement they said that she was bullying me because she liked me. So i was doubtful at first but they convinced me to kiss which resulted in me getting punched in the face. I go back in my room. She throws a note through my window that says she apologized she gave me her number. About a month or two later she sent me a love note at lunch my friends saw it and accused of being in love with her i denied it saying i would lick the bathroom floor. Apparently I upset her, later when i got home i learn bobby had broken up with lori because i upset Ronnie Anne who was bobby's sister. Lori forced me to go on a double date.

We reconnected then my friends came and i made the same mistake again denying it. So i kissed her in front of everyone.

The next day at school she slaps me saying she didnt love me to stop my friends from teasing me.

April fools day came around luan invited her to come over. I realised if she came over she was going to get pranked hardcore i set off luans pranks. When Ronnie Anne did come over it turn out she was in on luans pranks but instead of pranking me she prank luan instead. A couple month has gone by and the sadie hawkins dance arrived. I spent all day trying to avoid Ronnie Anne so she couldn't ask me to the dance.

When i got home i told my sisters ronnie anne didn't ask me. So luan,luna,lynn,lucy set me up with their friends. I had to juggle 4 dates at the same time while trying to hid from Ronnie Anne.

But the truth came out but it worked out great. Me and her left to go the arcades. One day we had to do assignment where we had to be parents to a egg i was scared she was going to destroy the eggs for shits and giggles. I created a fake egg i thought i gave her the fake egg but instead the real one she figured out my scheme and was mad at me but Ronnie Anne forgave me.

We got a A on our assignment.

But she moved away to another city. Me and lori went to visit,they had a big family. We kept in touch from time to time in the 6th grade we finally tied the knot we were a official couple but that ended yesterday.

Lincoln finished the story,he looked over to see count orlok crying.

Count orlok:(sobbing) that was the most beautiful thing and heart warming story i heard since the little engine that could.

Lincoln:Wait what.

Orlok:forget what i said point of the matter is you need to do some serious soul searching.

Lincoln:It kinda hard to do that since somebody owns my soul.

Orlok:you know what i mean.

Count orlok snaps his fingers teleporting Lincoln outside.

Lincoln:count why did you teleport me outside.

Orlok:(yelling from inside) you need to get over Ronnie anne go walk around for a while.

Lincoln: fine.

He said turning around to face a girl with snow white hair.