I own nothing. You have to understand the prequel to the call to understand it. I don't mean offence to anyone. Please, don't take it that way.
Prequel:
Alice: O.k. so Jake is going to prank call us.
Bella: Why?
Alice: Because of what the idiots did last night. We have to make him suffer
Jasper: How?
Edward: That is brilliant Emmett.
Emmett: Really? Thanks. Now, every one needs to show me their best weird accents…
Call:
Ring. Ring.
Jasper (really southern accent) "Hello?"
"Hello, when would you like your mustard?"
Emmett (really small boy southern accent) "PA!! The damn gator got in the house again!!"
Jasper "Hold on one second, boy. I gots to take care of a gator." Charline!! Get the gun!! You watch your mouth, boy!!
Emmett (still in accent) Sure as hell will Pa!!
Rosalie (very weird southern belle accent) Here's the gun. Give me the phone, I'll talk to him. "Hello? Sir?"
"I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number."
"Well, al' right. Bye, now. Call back, ya' hear?"
"Sure. Whatever."
Hangs up.
OoOoO
Rosalie "HE SO FELL FOR IT!!"
Emmett "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!"