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serendipityrain711: Yes it's grand ain't it? Bunny is adorable I love them!

Impassive Tears: Aww I'll miss you bestie! Yeah they're all so cute! Don't worry I will continue for you!

esmtz: Bunny and Creek are so adorbs! Tweek would probably flip his lid if that ever happened xD.

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Kyman is Life: Ahhh the darkness is falling! Jk XD. Yesh Creek and Bunny love, and Kyman still in spit of each other lol.

CookiesWithStyle: I'm so proud of Butters too! Isn't he adorable? Thank you and I am a bit of a stalker myself *does creepy meme face*

Sakazaki-Chan: Thank you!

TheBloodyAssassin: Yeah his parents are psychos. And thank you!

It's better to burn than to fade away

It's better to leave than to be replaced

I'm losing to you, baby, I'm no match

I'm going numb, I've been hijacked

It's a fucking drag

I taste you on my lips and I can't get rid of you

So I say damn your kiss and the awful things you do

Yeah, you're worse than nicotine

Panic! At The Disco- Nicotine

Kyle's POV:

Out of everyone in the world, out of every person in the world, it had to be him.

Eric fucking Cartman.

I have never loved and hated someone at the same time before. I have never liked someone I absolutely hated before.

But do I really hate him? Or am I just fooling myself into thinking that I hate him?

I smacked the side of my head. Come on Kyle! You don't really love him, and he really doesn't love you!

But what about what he said earlier?

No no no! He was lying. It's not true! Eric can't love me.

He can't possibly feel that way about me...

"And how are you doing today, my fine little Jew?"

Oh shit...

Eric's POV:

I watched Kyle spin around on his heels to face me.

"What do you want, fatass?" Kyle snapped, crossing his arms over her chest.

"Oh Kahhhl." I drawled. "I thought you'd be a little nicer to me, considering what we have." I leaned closer to him.

Kyle blinked and his face turned a very pleasant shade of pink.

"We-we don't have anything you fat bitch!" He stuttered, his face getting even pinker. "We're not even friends!"

"Oh no we aren't, Jew." I reached my hand up to his face, and stroked his rose-colored cheek. "We are much more."

Kyle's face turned bright red, making his face look even more like a rose, and he opened his mouth to say something to me. "But- but- I- You-" He couldn't form any intelligent words, and just stared, flustered at me. It was actually quite cute.

"Come on Kyle..." I purred, leaning in even closer. "You can't deny what we have."

Kyle stared at me for a few more seconds, before pushing away my hand, and glaring at me. "We don't have anything Eric!" He seethed.

"Oh now I beg to differ." I said. "Don't you remember the party? You were more than willing to let me do what I did."

"We were drunk! It didn't mean anything!"

"Seriouslah Kahl, you don't understand what I mean. You were pretty quick to submit to my actions. I think you know what you're feeling."

"Yeah! Anger and hate! All for you!"

"Oh my dear sweet Jew." I said in a sickly sweet voice that made Kyle turn even redder. He looked like a tomato more than a rose now. "It's just not that easy."

"Stop trying to confuse me, fatass!"

"Oh I think you're the one confused, Kyle."

A puzzled and shocked expression flashed briefly across his face before replaced with that angry one from before.

"I'm not confused! I'm angry!" He screamed at me.

"Angry at yourself for not just accepting the truth." I sfired back. "Because as far as I'm concerned, you will always be my Jew. Face it, you are only kidding yourself."

Kyle's POV:

"Oh no we aren't, Jew."

"We are much more."

"You can't deny what we have."

"Don't you remember the party?"

"You were more than willing to let me do what I did."

"You were pretty quick to submit to my actions."

"I think you know what you're feeling."

"Oh my dear sweet Jew. It's just not that easy."

"Angry at yourself for not just accepting the truth."

"Because as far as I'm concerned, you will always be my Jew."

"Face it, you are only kidding yourself."

I snapped awake from my dream which was replaying everything Eric said to me earlier. It's all bull shit. A load of bull shit!

But why do I feel so confused?

I sighed and laid back down on my pillow. Why is Eric so god damn confusing? Why is he such an asshole? Such a dumbass? Such a tease?

A tease? Him? No. Especially not for me.

Damn his ability to manipulate my mind! His ability to win me over without effort. His skill at finding all my sensitive spots. His power over all my well being. His confusing and intoxicating nature. His ability to touch me in places I've never been touched before.

Oh my god no...

Don't get a boner. DO NOT get a boner.

Annnnnd there it is.

Fuck.

I threw up my hands in aggrivation. First he nearly molests me on that couch in front of everyone, then he wins me over in the street, then he bull shits me only a few hours later! It's not fair!

He can't be serious about this. He just likes pissing me off.

But was all that really worth just seeing me so angry.

Eric Cartman doesn't feel that way about me.

Does he?

A/N: Kyman drama for you guys! WE KNOW YOU WANT IT KYLE! Yeah I'm insane :P

Okay now that I'm done being nuts (he he nuts) mostly, I was thinking of starting another AU story, but I don't know what I want to write about. I was thinking a Ghost AU but I'm not really sure. What do you guys think? Ideas are accepted! :D

Peace!

-Liv