The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 14: Zombie and A Big Ego
The fans started to count down to the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #61: Ron Zombie
Out of the stage was this man with medium length black hair, black goatee, wearing a Rob Zombie muscle shirt, black shorts, black wrestling boots, and his arms covered in tattoos, Ron came out to a minor ovation from the crowd.
"I definitely have no clue who this guy is," JBL said.
"That guy is Ron Zombie, from the Indy company, Northeast Wrestling, drawing number sixty-one," Michael Cole said.
Ron runs down the ramp and approaches the ring, he looks under the ring and pulls out a table from under it, then he pushes it into the ring and entered soon after.
"Ron pushes the table into the ring and now he enters the ring," Jerry Lawler said.
Ron then takes down Bender, Sunset, Bubba Ray Dudley, and New Jack with hard punches to the face.
"The guy who directed House of 1000 Corpses has taken down four people in a row," JBL said.
"That's Rob Zombie, the one in the ring is Ron Zombie," Michael Cole said.
Ron turns around and Finn Balor gets him with a dropkick that knocks him into the top left corner of ring one.
"Finn dropkicks Ron into the corner," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Pacifica Northwest was trying to eliminate Ally Dawson from the rumble, but it was not working.
"Pacifica is trying to eliminate Ally, but she is stuck on the ropes like glue," Michael Cole said.
After five seconds of trying, Ally elbows Pacifica on the side of the head, and when she stumble away from the ropes, Al Bundy and Kyo Kusanagi get her with a double hip toss.
"Pacifica pays the price and gets hit with a double hip toss," JBL said.
In ring one, R-Truth gets Nostalgia Critic down with a suplex.
"Suplex by R-Truth and down goes The Critic," Jerry Lawler said.
After R-Truth did some dancing, he bounces off the ropes and he gets knocked down by a spear from Sunset Shimmer.
"R-Truth eats a spear from Sunset," JBL said.
Suddenly, Ron Zombie comes up and nails Sunset in the back with a steel chair.
"Chair to the back of Sunset Shimmer," Michael Cole said.
Then, Roman Reigns tries to get Ron for a spear, but Ron sees Roman running and nails him in the face with the chair.
"Down goes Roman at the hands of Ron Zombie," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Ron sees New Jack get up and he nails him with an extremely violent chair shot to the skull as the fans pop for the move.
"New Jack gets taken down a peg thanks to Ron Zombie," JBL said.
As Ron held up the chair looking for a fight and with brawls happening around the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant will be coming out.
"Another entrant is about to enter the fray," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #62: Pac-Man
With the Pac-Man theme playing from the speakers, out of the stage was the legendary gaming icon, Pac-Man. With his yellow sphere shape with arms and legs attached to the sphere, Pac-Man got a standing ovation from the crowd for being an icon in pop culture.
"Hey, look who we got competing here tonight," Jerry Lawler said.
"It's video game icon, Pac-Man, at number sixty-two," JBL said.
Pac-Man runs down the ramp and enters the ring, he then picks up R-Truth and tosses him over the top rope, with his feet hitting the floor and ending his time in the rumble.
"With that, Pac-Man eliminates R-Truth from the rumble," Michael Cole said.
39th eliminated: R-Truth, by Pac-Man, Duration-5:12
As R-Truth left the ringside area, Finn Balor scoops up Ron Zombie and scoop slam him near the bottom right corner, then Finn climbs up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of ring one.
"Finn might looking for Coup de Gráce on Ron Zombie," Michael Cole said.
When Finn jumps off the top rope, Roman comes up and nails Finn with a mid-air spear that made the fans pop for the move.
"And Finn just eats a brutal spear by Roman Reigns," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Roman picks Finn up and throws him over the top rope and his feet hit the floor, ending his rumble run as the fans were shocked to see Finn out of the match.
"That brutal spear ends up costing Finn Balor the match and he is out," JBL said.
40th eliminated: Finn Balor, by Roman Reigns, Duration-55:24
"Finn manage to stay in the ring for over fifty-five minutes, that is really impressive for the NXT Champion," Michael Cole said as Finn Balor walk up to the backstage area with the fans giving him a standing ovation for his efforts.
In ring two, Al Bundy scoops up Son of Havoc and he transition him to a Tombstone position. He then gives him a brutal running tombstone that made the fans cheer for the move.
"Al Bundy just lay out Son of Havoc with a running tombstone, and now Al Bundy has been in the ring for over an hour," JBL said.
As Al got up, Kurt Angle comes up from behind and gets him with an Angle Slam.
"Kurt Angle just gives Al an Angle Slam," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Bram and Bender pushes Roman in the bottom right corner and then they whip him to the top left corner and Roman goes back first into the corner.
"Roman just ran right into the corner," Michael Cole said.
Then, Bram nails Roman with a running clothesline right into the corner. Bram then moves out of the way, and Bender runs towards Roman, getting him with a running Stinger Splash, that knock Roman onto the mat.
"Roman just got stopped thanks to a clothesline from Bram and a Stinger Splash from Bender," JBL said.
As Bram and Bender were looking to fight and with brawls happening in both rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant was coming out.
"Who is the unfortunate soul that drew number sixty-three," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #63: Mr. Anderson
With the sound of "Mister" coming from the speakers and the music playing after that, out came the IMPACT star Mr. Anderson, who got a great ovation from the crowd.
"Oh boy, the match is getting more tougher than ever," Jerry Lawler said.
"At number sixty-three is another former IMPACT Heavyweight Champion, Mr. Anderson," JBL said.
Mr. Anderson runs down the ramp and enters the ring, he immediately nails Bram and Bender with punches to the face, after three punches to the two guys, he knocks them down.
"Mr. Anderson takes down Bram and Bender with punches to their faces," Michael Cole said.
Then, Mr. Anderson takes down New Jack with a Mic Check.
"Mic Check by Mr. Anderson onto New Jack," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield pick up Pacifica by her legs, place her on their shoulders, and get her with a brutal double Alabama slam.
"Double Alabama slam by team Resident Evil onto Pacifica," JBL said.
Then, Al Bundy runs up and takes down Chris and Jill with a double spear as fans pop for that double take down.
"Double spear by Al Bundy onto Chris and Jill," Michael Cole said.
As Al got up, he turns around and Luke Harper nails him with a discus clothesline that nearly sends Al's jaw into the crowd.
"And Luke takes down Al with a discus clothesline," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Sunset Shimmer and Trent get Ron Zombie in this crossface/sharpshooter combination, Sunset had on the sharpshooter and Trent had on the crossface.
"Looks like Sunset and Trent are trying to incapacitate Ron long enough to throw him out," Michael Cole said.
After ten seconds, Mr. Anderson comes up and nails Sunset with a brutal Mic Check that broke the sharpshooter off of Ron.
"Mr. Anderson gets Sunset with the Mic Check," JBL said.
Then, Mr. Anderson nails an elbow to the back of Trent, breaking the crossface off of Ron.
"And Mr. Anderson gets an elbow to the back of Trent," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Ally Dawson hooks the arms of Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield around her neck and with all her strength, she lifts them up.
"I can't believe that Ally is lifting two people at once," JBL said.
After a few seconds, Ally gets them with a double suplex as the fans cheer for that feat of strength.
"I can't believe that Ally got them with a double suplex, that is impressive," Michael Cole said.
As Ally got up, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant will be entering the match.
"Entrant sixty-four is on their way," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #64: Joey Gladstone (Full House)
Out of the stage was this guy with light brown hair, wearing a light brown sweater, blue jeans, and brown wrestling boots. Joey ended up getting numerous boos from the crowd (they weren't Full House fans).
"Talk about a flashback back to the 1980s," JBL said.
"Entrant sixty-four is Joey Gladstone from the classic sitcom, Full House, and these fans sure don't like that show," Michael Cole said.
Joey runs down the ramp and enters the ring, he kicks Mr. Anderson in the ribs and gives him a Stunner.
"Stunner by Joey, he must be a Steve Austin fan," Jerry Lawler said.
Then Joey sees Sunset gets up, he kicks Sunset in the ribs, hooks her arms, and nails her with a pedigree.
"Pedigree by Joey, what's with him and stealing finishing moves," JBL said.
Then, Joey sees Trent running and nails him with a boot to the face, then Joey bounces off the ropes and gets him with a big leg drop.
"Leg drop by Joey Gladstone, he can't be stop," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, The Nostalgia Critic begins to give Ally closed punches to the face, then he gives Ally a belly to belly suplex.
"Belly to belly suplex by The Critic after nailing Ally with punches," Jerry Lawler said.
The Critic then looks up and "Razor" Jake Clawson nails him with a missile dropkick from the top rope from the top right corner of ring two as the fans cheer for the move.
"Jake Clawson takes down The Critic with a brutal missile dropkick," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Joey picks up the table and leans it up against the top left corner of ring one. When Joey turned around, Ron punches Joey in the face numerous times.
"I think Joey had evil plans, but the singer stops it in time," JBL said.
"Again, that's Rob Zombie, the one in the ring is Ron Zombie," Jerry Lawler said.
After a few more punches, Ron Zombie picks up Joey in a spinebuster position and leads him towards the bottom right corner of ring one.
"I think that Joey Gladstone might reconsider entering this rumble," Michael Cole said.
Then, Ron with Joey still held up, ran from the corner and just tackle Joey right into the table, breaking it in half, as the fans just pop for that brutal bump.
"OH MY GOD," Michael Cole screamed in horror and continued, "Ron Zombie just tackle Joey Gladstone right through the table, he might be out cold."
As Ron got up holding his ribs in pain and with multiple fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant was coming out.
"With that bump over with, who got number sixty-five," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then, on the Titantron was these three sliver letters "EC3" and then this voice said:
Ladies and Gentlemen, E…C…3
Entrant #65: Ethan Carter III (EC3)
Out of the stage was the IMPACT Heavyweight Champion, Ethan Carter III. Ethan got very loud boos from the crowd, these fans despise this wrestler because he took out legends and cheats to win.
"Oh great, not this douchebag," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant sixty-five is the IMPACT world champion, Ethan Carter III," Jerry Lawler said.
Ethan runs down the ramp and enters the ring, he then clips the leg of Ron Zombie as the fans boo at that scene.
"And Ethan clips the leg of Ron Zombie," Michael Cole said.
Ethan then grabs Sunset and nails her with a German suplex.
"German suplex onto Sunset Shimmer," JBL said.
In ring two, Bender lifts up Pacifica and nails her with a powerbomb.
"Powerbomb by Bender and Pacifica is down," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Jill and Chris come from behind and lifts Bender up, getting him with a double back suplex.
"Double back suplex by Jill and Chris onto Bender," JBL said.
In ring one, Al Bundy kicks Joey in the gut, hooks his arms and gets him with a Tiger Bomb.
"Tiger Bomb by Al Bundy, and he has manage to last longer than Rey Mysterio's Royal Rumble run in 2006, lasting now over sixty-three minutes," Michael Cole said.
Then, Ethan pushes Al out of the way and picks up Joey. He then tosses him over the top rope and Joey's feet hit the floor as the fans gave out a mix reaction (it was mostly cheers because they hate Full House).
"Ethan scores his first elimination, eliminating Joey Gladstone," Jerry Lawler said.
41st eliminated: Joey Gladstone, by Ethan Carter III, Duration-1:35
As Joey left the ringside area, EC3 turns around and Luke nails him with a discus clothesline, knocking him down.
"And Luke Harper knocks down EC3 with a discus clothesline," JBL said.
Meanwhile, Mr. Anderson climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, he jumps off and gets EC3 with a Kenton Bomb as the fans pop for the move.
"Kenton Bomb by Mr. Anderson onto EC3," Michael Cole said.
Then Mr. Anderson starts to punch Trent in the ribs.
"Looks like Mr. Anderson is trying to soften up Trent," Jerry Lawler said.
With Mr. Anderson still punching Trent and numerous brawls happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears which means entrant sixty-six was on their way.
"We got another entrant appearing in a few seconds," JBL said.
To be continued…
Great, Ethan Carter III is in this rumble, I hate that guy, he's one of the few wrestlers that I despise (the other wrestlers include Blake and Murphy, Tyler Breeze, and Seth Rollins), plus I'm writing this rumble during EC3's title reign on IMPACT Wrestling. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 65
Entries left: 235
People in the ring: 24
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, and Joey Gladstone.
Still in the match: Al Bundy, Pacifica Northwest, Kyo Kusanagi, Captain America, New Jack, Sunset Shimmer, Ally Dawson, Roman Reigns, Trent, Jill Valentine, Luke Harper, Chris Redfield, Bram, The Green Arrow, Bubba Ray Dudley, The Nostalgia Critic, Kurt Angle, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Son of Havoc, Bender, Ron Zombie, Pac-Man, Mr. Anderson, and Ethan Carter III.
Longest time in the ring: Al Bundy (sixty-three minutes and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Farkle Minkus (two seconds)
Most eliminations: Kyo Kusanagi and Finn Balor(five eliminations)
Will Al Bundy be able to make it pass all the other entrants?
Will we see EC3 get punished even further?
Will we see more of everyone in the next chapter?
Tune in to find out.