Based off the following prompt: "I accidentally shot you in the leg and at first I felt bad, but now I'm not so sure because I'm carrying you to the nurse and you won't stop complaining and yelling at me."

It Was An Accident

"I can't believe you shot me in the leg, Oliver."

"Ow!"

"Ow? Seriously? I'm the one in pain here. You're supposed to have exceptional aim, and you missed your target by a mile."

"I'm sorry, I was... distracted."

"Don't you dare blame this on me!"

"You're the one who put on my old hood and…"

"And then you shot me!"

"You knew I was in the middle of target practice when you walked in."

"Well I didn't think you'd be stupid enough to aim the bow and arrow in my direction. Ow, ow, ow. Careful Oliver."

"Stop moving around so much, Felicity."

"How are we gonna explain this to the doctors?"

"If you'd stop complaining, and yelling at me then maybe I could think of something. OW! What was that for?"

Don't you dare tell me to stop yelling at you mister, I have every right to yell at you Oliver Jonas Queen! You know, I should just tell the nurse that you shot me on purpose."

"Felicity, I already said I was sorry."

"Yeah, well sorry isn't enough."

"Look, I'll make it up to you."

"Oliver, why are you putting me down?"

"It's just for a few seconds. Just hold on to me and stay off your left leg."

"Oliver… you better not be resting."

"I'm not, I uhhhh… I have something in my shoe. Just give me a second."

"….. Oliver Jonas Queen!"

"OW! Felicity, please stop hitting me."

"You think I'm too heavy don't you."

"No honey. You're light as a feather. I swear."

"I can't believe you put me down so you could rest!"

"No I…"

"Don't lie to me, Oliver! And why the hell did you park so far away from the emergency entrance?"

"Because this isn't really an emergency. OW!"

"You don't consider an arrow through your fiancee's leg an emergency?"

"You're not bleeding too much, and we probably could have taken care of this back at the lair if it wasn't for where the arrow hit you. I couldn't risk pulling it out in case it hit the femoral artery."

"So are we going to make it to the emergency room sometime today?"

"Sorry. Put your arm around my neck, hon."

"Ow! Careful, Oliver."

"Sorry."

"I still can't believe you actually shot me! You Have a problem, you know that?"

"What do you mean, I have a problem?"

"First you shoot Roy in the leg…"

"That was to stop him from doing something stupid…."

"Then you shot Barry in the back.. with three arrows, Oliver. THREE ARROWS!"

"He asked me to train him..."

"And today, you shoot me in the leg!"

"I told you, I didn't do it on purpose. You looked too damn sexy in my old hood, and it's been a while since the last time we... you know."

"Yeah, well thanks to you it's going to be a lot longer until we can… you know, have sex again."

"Which is more than enough punishment for me."

"Is that all you can think of?"

"OW!"

Fin