Charlie: wow thank you for the reviews and I had this long-ass review from Willy Wonka which I must say is my longest review yet. that's a record!
Inuyasha: who's Willy Wonka?
Charlie: this wacky guy who loves chocolate. I have a question for Fluffy from one of my reviewers. Fluffy? Fluffy?
Fluffy: here.
Charlie: Fluffy, do you know there are fanfic when you and Kagome have a lemon chapter?
Fluffy: yes, and I must say it is quite intriguing.
Inuyasha: WHAT! YOU FUCKING BASTARD HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY KAGOME! (tries to kill him, but of course fails)
Charlie: sit.
THUD!
Charlie: Inuyasha, it's literature, not literally.
Inuyasha: oh. but they still can't do that!
Charlie: well, go kill the author then.
Inuyasha: I will and I'll bring the head back for yah'. (exit)
Fluffy: you do know the author can kill him right?
Charlie: of course. that's why I sent him. now there was another issue about Fluffy.
Fluffy: (sigh) what now?
Charlie: they think you're gay.
Fluffy: (exit)
BOOM! BAM! THUD!
Fluffy: (come back in and sit down)
Charlie: better?
Fluffy: yeah.
Charlie: well, surprise surprise, but he' not gay. in the series he falls in love with Rin when she was about fifteen or so.
Fluffy: WHAT! I DID NOT!
Charlie: dude, it said yah' did so yah' did.
Fluffy: this is absurd!
Charlie: hey at least now we know your not gay.
Fluffy: (rub his chin) you have a point.
Charlie: now on with the story.
Chapter Fourteen: Day Twenty of Betrayal
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Guess whose birthday? BRAD PITT! (I don't really know if it's his birthday, but he's hot and that's all that matters)
And of course Kagome already know this because of the thing she did in chapter 4. Since it is a Saturday, they had a problem with getting Inuyasha out of bed, but that didn't take long once Kagome took matters into her own hand.
The birthday is 9:00 in the evening and everybody went out for gifts.
Gift:
Inuyasha - an artifact
Miroku – some kind of kinky sex toy
Kagome - Wine
Sango – fighting tools
Hours and hours of pure boredom. Even me, the writer, is bore just by writing about these losers laying around waiting for something good to happen. This is like a series of unfortunate events, but instead of cute pitiful orphans there's Inuyasha who isn't at all pitiful. Instead of a tall-ass man name Count Olaf who thinks he's your daddy there is Kagome the she-devil from hell who can be a sweet angel in her good moments. The bystanders are Keade, Sango, and Miroku. The relatives who aren't related to you in any way consist of Koga, and all the other idiots.
You wouldn't want to read about them lying around so I'll tell you what I'm doing. I've been writing this story here since onewith the occasional snack now and then. My snack for today is an orange juice. I would've had some Ruffles and ranch dip, but my annoying little brother ate it all. I'm also listening to random music on my computer. The music that I'm currently listening to is One Step Closer by Linkin Park.
We have about two weeks before school and it sucks! Nothing to do. The only reason I even sign up here is because I was bored, but then I realize I just want to know what people think of my stories. I was nervous as hell to know if you guys even liked it or not.
Here something that they did. Miroku touched Sango's bottom and then she was knock out. Since they couldn't exactly find anything to do they decided to do something fun until he wakes up. They tried different dresses on him with high heels and took some pictures. Kagome said something about Pamela Anderson here to see him and he woke up. Then they hang him upside down and gave him a dip in the pool.
They stop when Keade call them in for lunch, but poor Miroku was left forgotten. Thank god Keade remember him and took him down.
While they're eating, a phone call was given to Kagome, but of course Inuyasha snatched it. "Who is this?"
"Hello, little brother," said a stone-cold voice.
"You bas-," but just then Kagome grab the phone.
"Sorry, about that."
"No problem. Rin just couldn't wait to see you. She wants to talk to you. Here," he said and hand the phone to his wife.
"Hi, Kagome. I'm Rin, Sesshoumaru's wife."
"Oh, yes, I've heard of you."
"So how are you doing with Inuyasha? Is he being a good boy?"
She looked back at him and saw him trying to burn a hole through her back wit his eyes. "He's been anything, but good."
"He's always been like that. So are you coming to the party this Sunday?"
"Yeah, I can't wai-."
Inuyasha snatch the phone and shouted, "Look, you fucking bastard! I don't want you talking to Kagome anymore! Why are you so interested in Kagome all of a sudden?"
Kagome try desperately to grab the phone, but Inuyasha wouldn't let her.
"If you ever call here again, I'll kick your fucking ass to the moon!"
"…….."
"What cat got your tongue?"
"Um...I'm not Sesshoumaru."
"Oh. Then who are you?"
Sesshoumaru saw his wife's shock face and listen in on the phone. He angrily grabs it from her hand. "Who the hell do you think you are talking to my wife like that?" Of course he knows it's not Kagome judging by the voice.
His face went wide with realization. He just yelled at his sister-in-law and that was not a good thing. Sesshoumaru is very protective of his wife. He remembers one time when this man had try to take advantage of Rin and his brother beat him so hard they had to sent him to a hospital. It was months before he got out. He sure as hell ain't going near any women for a while.
Kagome snatch back the phone. "I am so sorry. He just snatched the phone. I'm so sorry for what he said. He thought Rin was you."
Sesshoumaru on the other line try to calm down. "That's okay. I'll see you guys tomorrow?"
"Yes, good-bye," she hung up the phone and turn to Inuyasha.
He saw the anger on her face and laughs nervously. He tries to get help from Sango and Miroku, but they just back away from him slowly. "I...ahh..."
"HOW CAN YOU JUST DO THAT? RIN WAS JUST BEING NICE! AND EVEN IF IT WAS SESSHOUMARU, YOU DON'T JUST SNATCH THINGS OUT OF PEOPLE'S HAND AND START SHOUTING AT THEM!"
"Well...y-you...see..I-I...d-didn't...th-think."
"THAT'S RIGHT YOU DIDN'T THINK! I WAS SO EMBARRSED! AND ABOUT THE PARTY! YOU'RE GOING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" then she left without another word.
Inuyasha for his part was cowering down on the floor.
The time has come for the party. Miroku and Inuyasha dressed in a black tuxedo.
Sango wore a red dress that ended to her knee. The top was in a V-shape. The dress was a spaghetti strap. She wore matching high heels. The red dress clung to her every curve which made Miroku drool non-stop. Her hair was tie in a messy bun. Three curls hang loosely from her head. Accessory: long earrings and some bracelets.
Kagome wore a long black dress with black high heels. There was two slit on the side that was cut all the way up to the thigh. A black collar is strap to her neck. Her hair was left down with little curls here and there. Now that made Inuyasha drooled.
It took about an hour to get to Brad's hotel. When they got there however, it was pack. Myouga found a hard time parking the limo.
Inuyasha made a reservation at the last minute so they got a table in the back corner. They didn't stay seated for long with the music and brad coming over to them. He seems to have known Inuyasha for a long time or so to speak. Brad left him to talk to some other guest. The minute he was alone somebody drag him into a room. It was dark and the person's face was barely visible, but when his eyes adjusted to the light he saw that it was Kikyo.
Kagome looked around, but didn't see him anywhere. Then she saw him and was just about to go to him when out of the corner of her eyes somebody came and drag him away. She follows, but got lost in the crowd. She saw a glint of them went into a room and she went to it. She put her ears against the door and listens.
"Kikyo, what are you doing here? Didn't I tell you we were through," he said and left, but before he could get to the door Kikyo made a grab for him.
She leans into his back and cry a bit. "Inuyasha, after we broke up, I couldn't eat or sleep. I realize you're the only man for him. Please Inuyasha would you take me back?"
He turns around and wipes the (fake) tears from her eyes. "How can you expect me to take you back after what happen?"
"I'm so sorry, Inuyasha. I was stupid. Will you forgive me?" she said and lean up to his lips.
"Of course I do," he said and kissed her fully on the lips.
(that was too easy.)
Kagome's POV:
I open the door to a crack and peer inside. There was Inuyasha and Kikyo kissing! My god I just wanted to go in there and rip his throat out, but I didn't. Instead I left and went back downstairs. I found Sango and hug her tightly. I refuse to cry or anything over that two-timing son-of-a-bitch.
"Kagome, what's wrong?" she asked while rubbing soothing circles on my back.
"I found Inuyasha kissing Kikyo." I said it like it was the most common thing in the world, but of course Sango didn't think so. She was going to kill him and then let the crows eat off of his dead corpse, but I stopped her.
"No, let them be. It doesn't matter."
"I'm so sorry Kagome."
Then I snorted. "Don't be. I'm glad all I did was kissed him. We never actually confirm out relationship. Well, it's his lost for choosing a slut. Come on, let's go eat something. I'm hungry." But even though I said that I was tearing up inside. The only reason I didn't shed any tears was because, Sango and Miroku would kill him, I don't want to make the situation any worse, and it'll just make me look really pathetic. And I am anything, but pathetic.
Sango told Miroku what happen and he too felt sorry for me. They didn't mention anything about Inuyasha or Kikyo the rest of the night, not until he showed up.
Inuyasha walk, hand-in-hand with Kikyo, to them. A smile was on his face.
I told them not to say anything and they try their best not to strangle him.
"Hey, what's up?" he asked.
Sango put on her best smile though I could clearly say it was force. "Nothing much. The band are about to sing."
"That's cool." Then he looked at me with a smile, but of course I wouldn't return it. I just stare at him dully. "Kagome, can I talk to you for a second?"
"Sure."
Kikyo smirk at me like saying, I win. "Come back soon, Inu."
I snorted at the nickname. It didn't quite suit him. Any name like son-of-a-bitch suit him more perfect. I follow him into a corner. The look on his face was guilty and sympathetic. He stuttered a couple of time before he finally got it.
"Look, Kagome I think we should end this."
Meanwhile over at Sango and Miroku's:
Kikyo was standing there shifting from one leg to the next, apparently uncomfortable with the glares and the anger that seem to vibrate off of the two. "So are you two going out?"
"That's none of your concern," said Sango. She was only doing this because of Kagome. If not, Kikyo would be on the floor looking like trash.
Her uneasiness left her and turns to anger. "Look, you little bitch. Don't you take that attitude with me! I am Inuyasha's girlfriend. So deal with it!"
Miroku looked between the two and was shock at Kikyo. He was concern, very concern, but not for Sango, for Kikyo. He might have to call an ambulance if Kikyo doesn't shut up.
"I don't care who you are! I may be a bitch, but at least I ain't a whore like you!" and she made a grab for Kikyo, but Miroku stopped her.
Kikyo back away from Sango and made her way to wherever.
"Sango, calm down."
"DON'T YOU TEL-," but then she looked around and saw everybody looking at her. "What are you looking at?" she snapped and they all went back to whatever they were doing.
I looked at him dumbly. "And that would be?"
"This relationship."
I seem to be considering what he's saying. "Relationship? I didn't know we had a relationship."
His face read something along the line of shock and anger. Maybe a hint of disappointment, but anger was more on his face then anything. "Didn't that kiss mean anything to you?"
Okay, now he's thinking about the kiss. "You mean like the kiss you gave Kikyo."
Now, he is shock, (duh) guilty, and confuse. Maybe as to how I found out. "You saw that, huh?"
"Don't regret it."
"Huh?"
"Don't regret what you did. Don't say you're sorry because I know you aren't. Don't feel pity or guilty for me. Go ahead and date her. I don't care," I said as I walk away. Then I stop and turn around. "And Inuyasha, I hate you."
My heart was in pain as I walk away. I was cursing in my head. Why do men have to always do that? They give you hope and then snatch it away! I looked up to the band. Singing was the only way I can express anything real. Anything that wasn't a lie. I walk on stage and told the band which song.
When the music echoes throughout the whole room, everyone turn to the stage. (A/N: it is yet another song that I had to delete)
She looked at him and he looked back. And that was all.
He knew what she meant and understood every word, but somehow they were lost to him.
As the last of the music faded into, the audience claps hard for her. The only one who didn't clap was Kikyo. She glared daggers at Kagome, but Kagome didn't pay attention to her. She gave Inuyasha one last look before leaving the stage.
The rest of the party wasn't really that much. Other actors and actresses came to celebrate. Kagome and Sango got quite a lot of autographs from the guest.
The drive way home was the worst they ever had, except for Kikyo and Inuyasha of course. Kikyo was being whiny and is constantly talking. Inuyasha offer to give her a ride home even though she already had a car.
Kagome had enough. There is a time on when to speak and when not to speak. And this is definitely not a time to speak. She turns to Kikyo and glare. "Will you shut the fuck up!" it was more of a statement then a question.
Inuyasha was about to say something back, but with the guilty and the I'll-kill-you-if-you-say-anything look made him stay silence.
Kikyo turn to Inuyasha with a not-so-cute pout. "Inuyasha are you going to let that slut talk to me like that?"
"SHUT UP YOU BITCH OR I'LL MAKE YOU SHUT UP! I THINK SANGO AND MIROKU WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HOLD YOU DOWN WHILE I STUFF YOUR MOUTH WITH WHATEVER SHIT THERE IS AND BEAT YOU 'TILL YOUR OWN FUCKING MOTHER WON'T EVEN RECONIZE YOU!"
That sure made her shut up, but anger. She kept it to herself though because the look on Kagome's face right now. Oh, not even Sango can handle her.
They drove to the bitch's home and drop her off, not after a nasty kiss good-bye from Kikyo. When they got home, Kagome immediately went to her room. Sango saw Keade standing there with a confuse face when she saw Kagome's don't-mess-with-me look. She led her into the kitchen to explain everything.
Miroku gave Inuyasha a hard punch in the arm before going up to bed himself. Inuyasha was guilty, but he didn't let that bother him. When his head hit the pillow, he slept like a fucking asshole (I didn't say baby because that would be a total disgrace to every baby in the world).
Everyone dream different dream that night.
Kagome - killing Inuyasha and running his dead corpse over with her car. By the time she was done, there was only blood and something that look like rotten meat
Sango - torturing Kikyo.
1. shave her head
2. too scary to say
3. same thing on number 2
and the list goes on for miles.
Miroku - ...you don't wanna know
Inuyasha - Kagome finding every painful way to torture him
Keade - retirement
Kikyo - (shudders) let's skip this one
Charlie: well, that's th-
Inuyasha: (enter with a bloody nose, two black eye, torn shirt, muddy shoes, and messy hair)
Charlie: so how it go with the author hunt?
Fluffy: not too well I see.
Inuyasha: keh' (goes into his room/trailer)
Fluffy: you knew this would happen, didn't you?
Charlie: duh, Einstein.
Fluffy: who's Einstein?
Charlie: he's a physicist who came up with the Theory of Relativity and EMC2. he was said to be the greatest scientist of the 20th century.
Fluffy: "..." what's a physicist?
Charlie: a person who studies science of matter and energy
Fluffy: oh. what's science?
Charlie: a method of learning about the physical universe by applying the principles of the scientific method
Fluffy: what's scientific?
Charlie: UGH! I give up! trying to explain things to a federal era person is like talking to a brick wall! (exits)
Fluffy: what I say?