i wuz guna get marryed d nex week. olaf waz preparing everthing 4 me (hez a gud event planer!).

OK SO HERE R SUM NOTS ABUT MY HISTROY

sudenly mah past began 2 haunt me! mi dad waz a alcoholic&&so wuz mi mom. wen i waz liddle, mi folks sold me 4 vodka. i am russian. i moved 2ireland wen mi patents gav me up. it still hunts me 2 dis day. den i moved 2 norway &&met ana&&elas.

der folks wer ded so dey sad && depresesd 2. we had dat in comon. den we becam gud fiends (c? is dat an undah-devloped caracter?)

AN: mature chptr waning! leav if u r undah 18.

anyways, i met up wit lucifer in da grate rum wer da couch is. den we kissed amazinly. den we gotted nekkid. den we mad out mor && he eated me oot. he holded mi as i spred open mi legs. den he put hiz peniz in my vagina and we sexed it up.

"OH OH OH OH BABY BABY OH!" i moned.

den i gottted an orgsam den we wen in2 town.

sudenly he walked aways.

"lucifir wer da fuck r u gong?" iasked.

"im going out wit mi buddies." he tolded me.

"NO I FORBADE U 2 DO THAT!"I yell angrily.

"why?" the dumass asks

"becuz retard, ur getng marrid son, u cant just go out wit ur stoopid buddies anymore!" i tell him, (y didnt he know dat?)

"fuck of ur not da bsos of me!" he screams.

"OF CUORSE IM DA BOSS OF U, I AM UR WIFE!" i yell angrliy. den he goez away frim me. i knew dat he waz going 2 2 chet on me.

laetr on ana texts me && says "Bea we need 2 go bakc 2 catsle."

i go back && as i go back i noitce dat it wuz sudenly relli hawt ooutside. i go in tere all swatey.

"bea dis is urgent!" anna yelled.

"wat is it?" i say.

"da flam man has fallen 2 in luv wit elsa! he haz set of a enternal summer!" she yells.

sweat pors down our baks. our muoths go dry.

"wer iz da flam man?" i ask scarred.

"he has runned of to sumwer! esla tolded me he wen 2 deahtvalley in californaia"

i runned up 2 elsa's ruom.

"ELSA ELSA u HAV 2 HELP US!" I SCREAM.

"waT?" she resorted.

"da flamin man haz ranned of 2 deat vlaey in califoirna!" i screamed.

"im not ehping u!" she tells me.

"plz! plz help!" i pleased.

"NO, now go of witoot me." she tells me lyk a bytch.

"WHY?" i scrame.

"becuz im da reson he lost control of hiz powers. becuz he waz 2 close &&in luv wit me." she tolded me.

trees outside of da window wer burning, u could smell it. da temp outside wuz abut 140 dgerees faringhieght.

"plz! jus cum and c him!" i plade.

"NO! now leavf me b!"

i go downsairs && tell da hlep dat elsa wudnt cum nd help us. they go upsairs && drag her don. she trys 2 use her icy pwoers but it iz too hawt so it wudnt werk/ we mak her go on da boat 2 cali 2 fix dis mess! we hav 2 put olfa in da freezer frist tho so dat he can stay col.

we go up 2 him.

"what r u dong olaf wonders," he says.

"just get in da fuckin freezer." i order him.

"this heat olaf dos not like-" we interupted him bi trhowing him in da freezer. den we set on a jurney (dat esla dint wana go on!) we forced her on to it.