A/N: AH! (PUNCHES WALL) THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME! GHDAKJG! And it doesn't rhyme, doesn't make sense, but it made me feel better, so hush. Other than your reviews, don't hush them.
TwoBit wanted to watch television
When he found out his remote did not work!
So he went and bought a new one
From a guy with a crew cut
He tried to programme it for hours
With no success.
So TwoBit got frusterated
At the injustice of society
So he threw it against the wall
When it started to work.
TwoBit was angry.