NEW CHAPTER!!! 14!!!!!!!!!

Pain: hello again. This is akatsuki meets earth with ground breaking news. Deidara of iwagakure is gay. I repeat deidara of iwagakure is GAY! this is not a drill! this is not a drill! HIDE ALL YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!

Dei: I am not!

BB: she does not own anything but the OC's!

RECAP!

"good times…. Good times."ricky said thinking of the memories....

END OF RECAP!

Back at the house chris is hanging out with the rest of the akatsuki watching television.

"I wanna watch baby loony toons!" tobi screamed so much they chucked the remote at his head and it hit him square in the…. Wait. Pause that. Rewind. That's not right. They threw it at tobi thinking it would hit him but it only broke the television.

"so much for watching television." Chris muttered and continued "im gonna go to my room and make some adjustments to the darkness gauntlet I made." She walked strait to her room with sasori and dein following.

When they're out of hearing distance.

"jeez. Those 2 are following her like lost puppies." Jess remarked.

"what can you say? She is very much like dein and sasori. And she has a very…. Different personality than most people. I'd say dein is probably gonna get the girl though." Pein added. (and for the record pein is just pein. All of the paths of pein are different people. Not connected in any way, shape or form.)

Chris walked to her room and pulled out a black fingerless metal glove and put it on and pointed to the window and darkness surrounded it and it barely opened. "c;mon….. stupid glove!" chris looks at the window and points " I command you to open!" darkness surrounds it again and it opens soo fast it breaks. "Yes!"

Dein and sasori stare from their position at the door. "ah… chris. Whats-" dein was cut off from a hug from chris.

"the glove works! It actually works!" chris is so happy and excited that all he could do was hug her and smile.

A week later at school.

All the cheerleaders are infront of the school practicing atlunch time. Everyone is throwing crap at them. Someone even managed to find a tomatoe and throw it. "BOO! YOU SUCK! YOUR WORSE THAN A 90 YEAR OLD LADY TRYING TO USE A CELLPHONE!!!!!" someone screamed at them.

"im better than that!" dein shouted and jumped on the table and started dancing horrible 1970's dances. And everyone laughs. "good impression of the pixies!" another person shouted. (I call cheer leaders pixies. Because pixies dance around with glitter falling from their ass like no tomorrow.)

The bell rang and dein jumps down from the table andn chris laughs and hugs him. "you were hilarious." "I know…. I know." They all walk to math class.

"okay. now do all these math pages. Chris. Help me fix the pencil sharpener." The teacher said. Chris sighed and walked over to the pencil sharpener. After an hour the teacher wakes up.

"does it work?" "no…. I couldn't figure out how…." Chris said honestly. "but I made a little remote control rocket!" pain flys a 10ft rocket around the room. Everyone stares at it jaw dropped and making ooeeeh and aaaahhhh or AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(screaming) sounds.