Day 12, post 2. Yeah a special post, and again it is UNBETA'D, so read at your own risk. Thanks for all of the wonderful response to this story thus far.

Chapter: 14

*Dear Father and 'future husband',* (strike-through doesn't work on FFN)

Dear Charlie and his future wife~

I have no desire to marry anyone, I am only eighteen.
I am off to travel across America and see the sights as I go.
I have no intention of ever returning, so feel free to move in
with each other. I may call in the future, but I never want to
know who wears the pants in your relationship.

I hope that you will be happy together—but then again—I
could really care less. I took some food to eat with me, but
since I know neither of you can cook, you won't use it anyway.

I am assuming that one of you will need to take those good wife
classes—maybe they offer cooking classes too—you'll have to ask.
By the way Mrs. Clearwater said the classes start tomorrow and
will be everyday for the next two months. I'm not sure which one
of you will go, but I am guessing Jake—since Charlie has a JOB.

FYI—next time you think you're going to marry someone you
may want to take a few things into consideration.

One—ask them on a date first—Dumbass.
Two—be of legal age to get married—Dimwit.
Three—make sure they are interested in you—Moron!
Four—ask them to marry you, don't assume—notice the first part of the
word ASSume is ass? Fitting isn't it, mongrel?
Five—have a job to support them—you stupid fuck-tarded-ass-hat!

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

Bella~

P.S. I am leaving you the book, I have no use for it.

A/N: Well hope you have enjoyed the note, I loved Bella's suggestions. Can you think of any we should have had her add?

One of our guest reviewers suggested this as her note:

Dear Sperm donor and Crazy cuckoo living in a Stepford world,

Kiss my... (I'll let you fill in the rest)!

Signed,

The one who grew a pair and skipped out of crazy town.

Hug and Kisses, NOT!

we thought it was so funny it deserved to be shared with all! Not sure who you are, but thanks for making us laugh!

This one is from dixiechickie... Dear Asswhole #1 and Asswhole #2 (I'm trying to keep it clean here), what
century do you think this is? Whoops, did I QUESTION his lordship and
lordship-ess? GASP! How dare I have a thought of my own. The nerve! Well, as
soon as I shake the dirt of this place from my shoes and leave the unholy duo
on your own, the happier I will be! Good luck finding a doormat, uh, I mean,
another girl to take my place in your plans for a stepford wife type to serve
your needs. Eat shit and die! Er, I mean, have a happy life and forget I ever
existed. Yours never, Bella.

from TillITryIllNeverKnow, we got: To Whom It May Concern (BUT IT IS NOT ME!). I hope you will be very happy together. You deserve each other!

From Bakergirl24, we got: My note would say...Hey bitches have fun, I'm out of here. Do love her take
Charlie and Jacobs impending marriage. I don't see Charlie wearing a dress.
Guessing it will be Jake. LOL.

from My Friend Alice, we got: Dear Dad, I obviously mean nothing to you if you were trying to sentence me to
a life of abuse and unhappiness. I pray you find the error of your ways and
will regret making me leave. I don't forgive you but do love the man I THOUGHT
was my father.

Jacob, kiss my ass...oh wait never mind because you will NEVER see my ass
again!

Goodbye forever!

Huge thanks for the overwhelming way you have all made us smile with your great reviews. Can't wait to hear what you have thought of this. If we do give (as suggested by a lot of you) a view of Charlies POV of finding the note it will be after the story wraps, so that we don't give away anything else.