A/N: Thank you to my reviewers I love you...and you know I'm a review whore so the more reviews I get the more chapters I'll put out...

DICLAIMER: I do not own any characters or semeuke (dot) com

Shikamaru takes the SemeUke test:

"Semeuke (dot) com. Troublesome...why not, not a good day for cloud watching anyway"

1)

Q: Do you enjoy licking things?

A: No, not really.

2)

Q: Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?

A:It's not really my thing.

3)

Q: Have you ever tied someone up?

A: No, but will you tie me up?

4)

Q: Have you ever been tied up?

A: *hides rope-burned wrists*

5)

Q: What kind of shoes do you wear?

A: Canvas sneakers

6)

Q: Would you feel guilty for taking advantage of someone?

A: Shit happens.

7)

Q: Your weapon of choice?

A:My ability to see all possibilities and use them to my advantage.

8)

Q: Do you have any piercings?

A: *unclips fake ear piercing* Umm...

9)

Q: Alcohol?

A: Well, I've never tried it...

10)

Q: What kind of vehicle do you drive?

A: I take the bus.

11)

Q: How do you eat your ice cream?

A: Um... in a cone?

12)

Q: What gift would you give your partner?

A: Edible body paint

13)

Q: What's your ideal pet?

A: Um, a turtle, or maybe a dog, or ferrets are cool too...

14)

Q: How do you order at a restaurant?

A: Whatever the person next to me is having that looks good.

15)

Q: The server brings you the wrong food. What do you do?

A:I'm used to disappointments. I'll eat it anyway.

16)

Q: You catch someone checking out your partner. You:

A: Think about what I'm going to eat for dinner.

17)

Q: Your dream occupation:

A:Any job that doesn't take up too much time so that I can spend time with my partner.

18)

Q: What's your favorite accessory?

A: Jewelry that my partner gave me.

19)

Q: What costume would you wear to a masquerade?

A: Just another means of public humiliation...

20)

Q: What kind of music do you listen to?

A: Whatever my partner's listening to.

21)

Q: Do you usually find yourself on top or bottom?

A: Are you trying to be a wiseass?

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Results:

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

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A/N: O_O omg...Shika's a uke...a clueless uke...the guy with an IQ of over 200 is a clueless uke...*dodges rotten tomatoes and a shoe* ITS NOT MY FAULT!!! *gets hit in the face with a bag of frozen peas* oh now thats going to far...

And I know that Shika's ears are pierced (Q8) but it was the only one that fit his lazy attatude...