Spidey: I'm back, with me, myself, and many more. Freddy get's the honor of disclaiming.

Freddy: He doesn't own shit. Theif tricked him into signing a contract giving away his latrines and all their contents.

Spidey: I'm never playing poker with that guy again...without cheating. First question:

Skullblade

Hello Spidey! I now have my own Ash's comments... except with Ryuk! Jason: Nothing I can think of. Ryuk's Comment: So... you're not a god, but you can't die? Ash: I'm still shopping. Ryuk: My cousin met you! I believe he posessed your hand! Anna: Oh. But I like Anna... Ryuk: -trapped in Anna's beads of doom- Skullblade: Scratch that. Mess with the Shinigami, you mess with me! -gets out Ghostbusters vaccuum- Yoh: Cheating with who? Ryuk: Have you met my cousin? His name is Amidamaru! Sai: Well, I'm not writing it. Ryuk: You creep me out. Helsing: I have a feeling we're talking about different Roses. Frankenstein: -makes book disapear, replaces with a Death Note- Danny: You did something to me! Ryuk: Hey Skullblade. You know both his name and what he looks like. Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk. Skullblade: -smiles- Spidey: While we're fighting the gremlins, can Ryuk chill with these guys? Ryuk: Anyone have an apple?

Jason: Better than you have tried Ryuk.

Ash: Well, have fun, but don't buy any of the videogames, they're all demonically possesed. You might get trapped in the game forever or something. And your cousin is a demented arsehole who steals hands. I shall assume you're a deadite. -slices Ryuk in half- And I'm immune to deathnotes because I'm the Promised One, so HA!

Anna: -is trapped in Teletubby Land forever-

Spidey: How many cousins do you have? And don't worry Skull, she's already suffering quite a bit.

Yoh: -left hours ago-

Spidey: It was Amidamaru.

Sai: Well I guess you don't need this inspiration then. -holds up most perverted fanart so far, but doesn't let Skullblade see all of it- I was gonna give it to you so you could write a harem fic, but I guess you don't want it. I'll just have to give it to Spidey. Oh, and it'll explode if you try to steal it, and I don't think I could paint another one. -turns to Ryuk- Your mom creeps me out! -traps him in a yaoi fanart-

Van Helsing: That was a typo, it was supposed to be Anna. -cries- Why did I have to kill her as a werewolf?

Spidey: Wait, didn't you just die?

Van Helsing: -starts to get sucked into a plot hole, but grabs onto a pole- I held my breath and climbed back into the ship! -plot hole closes-

Frankenstein: -hugs Skullblade- Friend make book with big words disapear! -hugs-

Spidey: -reads note- Jiraiya's gonna die? Why Jiraiya?

Danny: Did I kill someone you cared about? It was that pink haired kunoichi wasn't it? -points to dead body- I believe her name was So..ku rah, or something like that. Well her soul tasted good. Danny Deaver is an alias, and Spidey didn't really give a good description of me, so you have no idea what I look like. So you can shove that note up your arse and -censored due to Danny's poddy mouth- !

Spidey: I don't think that's an anatomically correct, or even healthy thing to do with a deathnote, or pretty much anything else. -washes Danny's mouth out with soap- That's for the spoilers, the poddymouth, and the murder.

Danny: -chokes on soap-

Spidey: Next question:

Krystal

Freddy: -Dances happily around him- E, hey friend, your invite to my 20th birthday tomorrow on the 10th. Mewtwo: -Yells out to Freddy- Krystal secretly has feelings for you!! Meaning, she loves you! -Stops, blushes- DAMN YOU MEWTWO Mewtwo: -Laughs- You can’t hide your feelings, blah, blah, blah… Spidey: -Sighs stressfully at Mewtwo- Spidey, can I do my 20th birthday here? Everyone in here is invite, -Smiles-

Freddy: Of course I'll go. You're like a sister to me!

Spidey: Freddy, you can be a baka sometimes.

Freddy: What?

Spidey: Of course you can host it here, but Mewtwo better stay out of my head or I'll think of something he really doesn't want to see. I don't know if I can have a chapter up by tomorrow, or if this chapter will be up by tomorrow. I just started typing this section, so we'll just throw you a party this chapter! -makes everybody's favorite food appear, along with several types of cake, and rootbeer, cause everybody loves rootbeer- Party!

Everyone else: Party! -party starts-

Spidey: -puts on music, then dances-

Sidney: Hinata, get the tranquilizer, he's having a seizure again.

Spidey: But I'm a good danc...-gets put into happy land-

Sidney: -holding smoking tranq gun- That's close enough. Happy Birthday Krystal. Next Question:

Shinigami's Death Note

Ash: Wal-mart is better than S-mart. Dracula: Evil bloodsucking vampire, check. Freddy: How many people have you killed? Jason: YOSH! Spidey: Great idea for a fic. I wish I had one.

Ash: Does Wal-Mart have a secret stash of illegal weapons hidden under the housewares isle, and an army of lawyers trying to get said weapons legalized?

Dracula: Why thank you for the nice compliments.

Freddy: I'd tell you, but I lost count around 999.

Jason: -raises eyebrow-

Spidey: Thanks, I had lots of good inspiration. You could write one. Well, that's all the time we have. Next chapter will be a special chapter, and will have several cameos. They shall include: Hayate, Sasuke, Kurenai, Konan, Pein, Minato (Yodaime), Tobi, Orochimaru, Itachi, Kisame, Rock Lee, Gai, Diedara, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Zabuza, and Haku. It will also include some non-Naruto characters, like Captain Jack Sparrow...that's all I can think of for now, besides OC's created by Skullblade: Ryumaru, Rukia, and the Jutsu Force. Oh, and Hana. Read and Review, or the special shall never be revealed. Read The Lone Ninja if you don't know who the OC's are.

Lee/Gai: Yosh!

Jutsu Force: We are the Jutsu Force!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

Spidey: Read and review, or you'll never know why I put in these special characters.