chapter 13: unexpected
piccolo got up off the ground, now recovered after eating the senzu bean. "i'll go" he said. "i'm one of the only non saiyan characters who is still somewhat relevant"
everyone stared. "what are you talking about"
he thought for a moment. "what /am/ i talking about? whatever, lets go"
"wait" said gohan. "i'll go too. i have nothing else to do"
and so, the group flew off, not knowing what they'd find on their adventure.
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a guy working for frieza said "I EAT KITTENS FOR LUNCH EVERYDAY, EAT SAIYANS FOR BREAKFAST, AND GHOSTS FOR SUPPER"
yamcha mumbled "im not a saiyan and also you got the meal order wrong-" but then he was interrupted by BEING PUNCHED! "OW" he yelled.
"OH NO YAMCHA IS IN TROUBLE" SCR EAMED LARD BEEPUS! HE FLEW OVER AND STARTED FLAILING AT THE FRIEZA SOLDIERS FACE
"AH SHIT I CANT SEE" SCREAMED THE FREIZA SOLDIEr.
"GOOD YAMCHA ATTACK HIM"
yamcha flew up towards the soldier. HE GRABBED THE GUY AND TOSeD HIM INTO THE OCEAN! "one down, 400 more to go"
LEERD BYPASS GASPED. "400!? WE CANT BEAT 400 REALLY STRONG GUYS"
but yamcha was ready to take all of them on! he started charging up a GIANT ENERGY BLAST! /i perfected this technique in the future/ he thought to himself. "GET READY FOR MY WOLF FANG ULTIMATE BLAST!"
ALL OF THE NEW SOLDIERS SCREAMED! "NO NOT HIS FUTURE SIGNATURE ATTACK!" THEY ALL RAN AWAY EXCEPT FOR ONE!
"pff, i can take a wolf fang ultimate blast. try something else and maybe i wont steal your lunch money. and your dragon balls"
yamcha said "youre bluffing. nobody can survive my wolf fang ultimate blast!" AND THEN HE FIRED IT! THE FORCE OF A TRILLION WOLVES WERE LAUNCHED ONTO HIS FOE! A HUGE CRATER HIDDEN BY DUST WAS CREATED BY IT! "see? nobody can-" SUDDENLY, YAMCHA GASPED! WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED, THE FOE WAS STILL THERE!
"pff, youre weak. try harder"
"HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG" SCREAMED LARD BEEEEB
yamcha looked over. "looks like im gonna have to use my full power" he charged up! "get ready... FOR MY FUTURE WOLF FANG FIST!" THE SKY WENT DARK! AND FOR A PLANET WITH 3 SUNS THAT IS AMAZING! WOLVES HOWLING RANG OUT THROUGH THE AIR!
"huh i've never heard of this one"
yamcha ignored the foe AND KEPT CHARGING HIS FISTS! AN AURA OF PURE WOLVES SURROUNDED HIM!
"GROSS" said lard beaaaaaaaaapu. "BUT COOL"
"HAAAH" YELLED YAMCHAHE SHOT FOWARD! THERE WAS A LOUD CRASHQ! THE PLACE WAS FILLED WITH DUST! "i told you i'd win"
suddenly, THE DUST CLEARED! AND THE FOE WAS STILL STANDING! "so. have you realized who i am yet?"
"i dont understand...how could you make it past that? it was my ultimate STRENGTH" said yamcha.
the soldier chuckled. "youve seen me before. i am what you call..."
"the shadow of time."