Elizabeth: Mum

Louise: Name

Joannie: Joannie Taylor but most people call me nan

Elizabeth: No they don't they call you Joannie

Linda: Hello nan

Joannie: She called me nan

Elizabeth: She's your granddaughter

Joannie: Who is it

Elizabeth: Linda

Joannie: Who is it

Elizabeth: Little Linda

Joannie: Linda as in ugly Denise and beautiful Linda

Elizabeth: Yes

Joanie: Ok

(Joannie sits down)

Elizabeth: Mum

Joannie: Where's me Diane and her Jamie and Fern and Francescca

Elizabeth: I dunno

Llyod: Joannie Taylor

Joannie: Who is it

Llyod: Joannie Taylor

Joannie: Oh thats me

(Joannie gets up)

Joannie: My grandson has just finished university

Llyod: Oh really what did he do

Joannie: I dunno I don't take much notice

Llyod: Oh

Joannie: Do you know her

Llyod: Know who

Joannie: My lovely Linda

Llyod: Yes

Joannie: Don't go breakfast after her theres nothing left

Llyod: Ok

Joannie: My Fern might come soon with that ugly child she nearly called her Tesscos I said don'tt call it tesscos love it'll have enough bloody problems looking like that so in the end she called her Francescca

Llyod: Joannie can you tell me what happened

Joannie: I fell

Llyod: How

Joannie: What do you mean how did I fall

Llyod: Its so I know

Joannie: (Hup) Na its's so you can invest in private lives

Llyod: Honestly it isn't

Joannie: Then get on with treating me, nosey

Llyod: Ok

Joannie: Wheres my Elizabeth

Llyod: In reseption

Joannie: Good cuz she ain't coming in here

Llyod: Ok

(in respetion)

Linda: Mum whats nan doing here

Elizabeth: She had a bad fall

Linda: Oh

Elizabeth: She's a pain your nan