Carl was pranking everyone today, but one prank went a little too far, because as Dale opened his RV, Carl somehow managed to put a live Couger inside it, and Dale was leaped on.
In the aftermath, everyone was attending Dale's funeral.
"He looks so peaceful" Rick said, despite the fact that Dale's intestines and most of his brain were ripped out if his body, and flies we're covering him, all while his corpse still has the horrified expression on Dale's face.
"This is what the world's come too.. Death. So much death.. Not that.. I had anything to do with it though" Carl said nerbously.
"Yes.. But he's in heaven now" Rick insisted.
CUTAWAY:
Dale: (Locked outside the gates of heaven) I'm sorry. I just didn't realize you guys had a new ID badge policy.
Angle: Too little. Too late.
After the funeral, Shane, after misunderstanding Lori's words, puts up a plan to murder Rick.
But first he murdered Randell, and made it appear as though Randell attacked him.
But Rick, despite his low intelligence, instantly saw though Shane's plan, causing Shane to get mad and pull out a gun and say "JUST START FUCKIN WALKING!".
Andrea happemed to walk by.
"Hey Rick were you been all this time?" She asked nicely.
Rick frighteningly started explaining the situration.
"Rick. Rick. I was after 'good' or 'bad'. Because the truth is.. Nobody actually cares" Andrea said annoyedly.
"B But Shane is gonna kill m-
"Nobody! Cares! Rick!" Andrea cried as she started leaving.
"But. But h-
"NOBODY CARES!" Andrea cried from off view.
Rick was shocked by her lack of help.
"Yeah, we'll, that's what you get for relying on a girl" Shane laughed before he started leading Rick into the woods.