Things Not To Do While In the Soul Society:
Hug Soi Fon (especially if you squeal while hugging her).
Walk up to Soi Fon and say, "Damn, you are SHORT!"
Call Soi Fon 'midget'.
Tell Kenpachi that's he's just a great big teddy bear.
Hug Kenpachi in any way, shape, or form.
Comment on what a great couple he makes with Yumichika.
Try to hide a cell phone in Byakuya's hair.
Ask Byakuya why he forgets to take his hair curlers out every day.
Explain to Renji why he couldn't save Rukia because he has all of those tattoos.
Steal Nanao's paperwork.
Burn said paperwork.
Use Shunsui's sake to help burn aforementioned paperwork.
Sabotage Mayuri's experiments.
Steal some of Kuukaku's fireworks and set them off in the Twelfth Division.
Find Yoruichi in cat form and introduce everybody to 'Mr. Fudgy'.
Especially Soi Fon.
Don't get fazed by the fact that she turns into a naked woman, but demand that Mr. Fudgy stop turning into naked women, because only bad cats do that.
Put bows into Toushirou's hair.
Spread ketchup (or some other red substance) all around the Thirteenth Division. Especially if the captain is sleeping.
Put hot sauce into all of Omaeda's food.
Yeah…I'm gonna stop there. This should keep you all happy for a while.