Well, here's chapter 13. It turned out a little differently than I first imagined. I had a really serious weekend and needed something funny, so please don't kill me for the bad jokes. This was another co. written chapter from MKGirl-13 of Deviant Art. By the way, I've been working on some immages from the story and I've got 2 on my DA account. Link on my FFN Homepage. WARNING: lots of (censored) cussing and the first chapter to really have blood in it.

Chapter 13- Lost to the Universe's Abyss

"SW, do you mind lighting this torch?" Silena gave her an apologetic look.

"As a matter of fact, I do" SW, still a dragon, let off a puff of smoke through her nostrils.

"I said I was sorry. Why can't you let it go? Meta Knight did"

"Because I'm not Meta Knight!"

"Calm down you two. Look, there's a town we can stop at just ahead." Meta Knight spoke up for the first time in a while.

"Yeah, but we would have gotten there yesterday if little miss dragon here hadn't stormed off into the woods heading in the wrong direction. We spent three hours trying to figure out where we were and what direction we needed to go."

"Shut the hell up you b****!" SW, need I say more?"

***

"Can we take a break? My feet hurt." Yamikage muttered.

"Oh shut the hell up and go sit on Shadow. The sooner we catch up, the sooner I can be reunited with my love." Galactic Knight stopped flapping and seemed to be floating on air

Shadow the Dragon stared at Metaknightmare. "What the HELL is he doing that for?" An explosion was heard in the distance.

"Nice going freak, you just broke the fourth wall." Yamikage spoke. Chilidog just growled in agreement.

Galactic Knight face-palmed. "They'll be entering the town soon, we need to set the ambush. TO THE BUSHES! Heck, I'm going to grab myself some popcorn."

***

SW, now transformed into a human, was wandering around the town. She had knee length black hair with red bangs. Her eyes were still a golden yellow. Her red T-shirt complimented her black Capri's and boots. She had Moonbeam ready to attack.

People were giving the four of them weird stares. They weren't sure why until they heard someone say: "Hey, that's that Meta Knight. He's a b******, he killed Kenny." Obviously the cappies had been here.

"D*** that GK, he probably had Shadow as an accomplice." Meta Knight.

"Shadow as in Shadow the hedgehog?" A blue mutant hedgehog said behind them.

"No you nincompoop!" SW shouted.

"Oh, carry on then."

"Why the heck was Sonic the Hedgehog here?" Silena asked.

"We're not supposed to know who Sonic is, remember?" Meta Knight returned.

"Oh yeah."

***

Meta Knight and the others finally left town. They were just on the out skirts when they heard a VERY familiar voice.

"Bow chicka wow wow, chicka wow wow!" It went.

"D*** you Galactic Knight! You blew our cover!" Yelled Shadow the dragon as two large columns of smoke came from behind some tall bushes.

"What?" Galactic Knight returned. "She's hot." He was staring at SW. He jumped out, lance in one hand, popcorn- I mean shield in the other.

"Oh yeah!" SW taunted. "Well watch me, I feel like ripping off the Fantastic Four… FLAME ON!" She turned into a dragon.

"OMG, she IS hot!" The evil dragon said with hearts in his eyes. "Wait a second, did I just say that out loud?"

"Hey babe," Galactic Knight started. "How about you ditch these losers and you and I go and get busy?"

"F*** off!" SW replied. "May all of you be d***** in hell after this! Besides, I'm married."

"To who, Mini over there?" Galactic Knight asked sarcastically.

"Yeah, he's so hot!" said SW, trying to tick off Galactic Knight.

"No mind, I'll have you yet. I shall ask Nightmare to spare you when he makes his triumphant return." He snapped his fingers. At this signal, Yamikage and Chilidog jumped from the bushes.

"I should have known you hadn't gone in a hole and died." Meta Knight said angrily.

"Lol." Sw, thinking it was funny. "A hole."

The two sides lined up, ready for a fight. A few seconds and a leaf blowing in the wind later and the battle erupted.

Two dragons circled each other, trying to look for a chink in the defenses. Werewolf and vampire met in the age long battle to see who was better. Bird and bat clashed in the way of the sword. Ninja met puffball.

"Can't we talk this over hottie?" Shadow asked.

"What did you just call me?" SW angrily replied.

"I'll show you that vampires are better than werewolves!" Silena yelled. Chilidog replied with a growl.

"I shall have Shadow Warrior, not you!" Galactic Knight had a new battle cry.

"Forget it freak, she already picked me over you." Meta Knight said back him.

"I shall finally have my revenge on you and Meta Knight." Yamikage said.

"POYO!" Kirby cried.

***

"Look at me, I'm ripping off American Naruto! Fire style, Fireball Jutsu!" Yamikage breathed fire.

Kirby decided it would be a good time to inhale. He sucked up the fire to become fireball Kirby.

Under the clothes, Yamikage smirked. He ran off with Kirby in tow.

***

The battle was not going well for SW. In her anger, she had let her guard slip. Shadow had bitten her on her shoulder and now she was bleeding heavily. Realizing she needed to, SW used magic to heal her wound. However, she was still weakened from the loss of blood.

Shadow struck out with his tail. Now was her chance. She bit down on the dragon's tail. He cried out in pain. SW was not satisfied until his blood tainted her mouth. She breathed in, about to breath fire on him in his captured state.

Realizing what she planed to do, he pulled on his tail as hard as he could, taking it as well as a tooth out of SW's mouth. While she cried out in pain, he breathed in. When he breathed out, black flames came with it.

SW fell to the ground as he breathed continuous flame.

Don't kill her you B******!!" yelled Galactic Knight

***

Kirby was still chasing Yamikage. Unfortunately for him, he did not know the lay of the land, so he didn't realize that he had come across a dead end. A lake in front, Yamikage in back, no where to run, no where to hide.

"Once again, I rip off Naruto. Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Kirby was now surrounded by hundreds of Yamikages. "Now for the final touch! Hidden Mist Jutsu!"

Kirby, unable to see his enemy, was thrown around like a rag doll. Finally, unable to endure more, Kirby slumped to the ground. For him, everything went black.

***

Meta Knight knew the battle was turning sour. He had seen SW fall, he had heard Kirby's screams of pain. It was the final battle against nightmare all over again.

Then he saw something. SW's bracelet was on the ground, but it was alive and writhing.

It slithered up to Meta Knight, and then turned to Galactic Knight poised and ready for attack.

"Silena, SW, we can't win this battle, fall back and get to Kirby!" He shouted out as the snake bit Galactic, causing him to pass out, but not before he was able to plunge his lance into Meta Knight's arm.

Meta Knight took a sharp inhale and placed his hand over the wound.

SW got up. Burnt but otherwise okay, she ran to Meta Knight's side.

Silena to one final jab at Chilidog and joined the two on Meta Knight's other side. "They went that way!"

"D*** it Kirby, that way goes straight towards a lake. You fell right into his hands!" Meta Knight said between his teeth. "You ran straight towards a lake while in fire form." He took his gloved hand, now stained blood red, and picked up Galexia. "If that b****** Yamikage hurt Kirby, I'm sending him straight to hell!"

Ooh, the deadly cliffhanger. It may be a little while before the next chapter, but I promise the next one will be up sometime in September.