NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 14 :
"Orochimaru's Babysitting Service''
The director sat in her chair and looked at the list. She looked up at the stage.
"OROCHIMARU , YOU'RE UP ! ,'' the director shouted.
"Oh , good shit ,'' Naruto said.
"THE HELL ?! ,'' Shikamaru shouted.
"FUCK ! ,'' Ino shouted.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ! ,'' Sakura shouted.
( ON STAGE )
Orochimaru smiled and waved at the camera.
"Greetings ,'' Orochimaru said , "I am starting baby sitting in Konoha. Bring your kids over to my house so I can take care of them for you. What's it cost you ask ? Nothing. Zip. Zilch. I'll take care of your kids for FREE. Just leave them alone with me for an hour a day and I'll make them happy. My number is 555-I LIKE CHILDREN. Call me anytime.''
The director fainted. Naruto and Anko shook with fear. Kakashi fainted.
"So how did I do ? ,'' Orochimaru asked , "Guys ? Guys ?''
END OF CHAPTER : 14.